Chris - Tortured Systems Engineer™️
@OPTester_Chris
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Navy (ret) Surface Warfare Officer & missile defender with a side of fries. I taught Zach Mayo everything he knows. A perfectly flawed human. Opinions = my own.
Alexandria, VA
Joined November 2011
I thought today would be:."Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy!". In reality, today is:."Stressy Depressy, Lemon Fricking Zesty!".
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Who wants to get Triple Dippers with me?.
Chili’s is a good first date spot and anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is a bot.
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Chris is great!. He made chocolate cake!. Cake and ice cream will be served at 6pm promptly. Please form a line at the door.
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One day you are floating down a river with your dog finding a moment of zen. The next day your back is killing you because you slept too long and the only place you find comfort is laying on the hardwood floor.
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In 1979, then 8 year old Chris visited Neuschwanstein Castle. In 2025, now 54 year old Chris will build a replica off Neuschwanstein Castle.
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The only filters in my life are coffee filters. I think this will be the last float down the Shenandoah of the year for Zola and I.
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I now have a reason to visit Cracker Barrel.
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Sunrise, sunrise….Looks like mornin' in your eyes
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Join the Mobile Infantry to save the world!. Service guarantees citizenship!. Would you like to know more?
Study finds 100% of men would immediately leave their desk job if asked to join a space militia and die fighting aliens on a planet 5,000 light years from earth.
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Get you someone who stares at you like Zola does while I’m eating a burrito.
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Sights seen on my bike ride with evening. Back to school, y’all!
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Taking advantage of my administrative leave to relive parts of my youth. P.S. - Erin Gray was my first crush.
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In 1992 Midshipman 1st Class Chris was onboard USS Bunker Hill for a port visit to Sydney, Australia to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Battle of Coral Sea. The Aussies turned out in great numbers and we were greeted with a great reception. I too would have gone UA.
#OTD 1908, 500,000 Aussies turned out to welcome the arrival of the Great White Fleet to Sydney. The reception was so warm that hundreds of sailors went on unauthorized absence. USS Kansas stayed extra days to round up stragglers, offering a $10 bounty on every sailor returned.
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Behold! . My childhood core movie memory in LEGO form. Gen X greatness right here.
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The face of an ice cream cone thief at Fort Hunt.
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RT @NavyStrang: Matthew is @dieworkwear for naval uniforms. He proves they can look good and be functional, and comfortable.
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Happy 19th Amendment Ratification anniversary to all.
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We must again ask:. Has pumpkin spice science gone too far?. The pumpkin spice industrial complex is strong. The spice must flow.
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Arise, Arise, Riders Of Théoden! . Spears Shall Be Shaken, Shields Shall Be Splintered! . A Sword Day. A Red Day. Ere The Sun Rises!
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