@goth
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VP, Witchcraft and Propaganda @ 𝕏 | Magic @ 21e8 | “tweets from the void” -redacted
Joined July 2020
Hi my name is goth600 welcome to my Twitter . 🎀💗バンド .｡.:*⭐️(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و⭐️ ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ 🐈 ★，｡･:*:･ﾟ♪☆｡. ･ ｡ ┊ ✫ ˚♡ ⋆｡ ☆∴｡ * ┊ ･ﾟ*｡★･ °♡ ･ *ﾟ｡ * ･ ﾟ*｡･ﾟ★｡ ☆ﾟ･｡°*. ﾟ ﾟ｡·*･｡ ﾟ* ﾟ *.｡☆｡★ ･ * ☆.
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“We need you out of retirement for one last job.”. “Who?”. “Not who, but where. The Olympics, in France. You’ve always been our best shooter.”
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BREAKING: Dozens of interceptions by Israel's iron dome after rocket barrage fired by Hezbollah.
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There is a giant orb in the sky that you are not allowed to make direct eye contact with and you don’t question that?.
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Study finds 100% of men would immediately leave their desk job if asked to join an interstellar space militia with no promise of glory or riches.
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you gotta be a twisted motherfucker to give a child access to 4chan on no less an iPad.
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Do you think the East India Company ever held an all-hands meeting at 8am?.
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Telegram ceo getting arrested over enabling encrypted messaging is a good reminder that you should probably never go to France.
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When your finger slips on the orbital laser and you just slice some random province in China down the middle
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@GlobeEyeNews China knows everyone can get around sanctions so you gotta sanction everyone instead.
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One more refresh bro please bro just one more refresh I just need a little more content bro please just one more time cmon man there’s better tweets now.
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Smartest guy I know from high school is now blowing glass for 60k a year. What the fuck fr. Guy knew _everything_ at like 14yrs old.
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In San Francisco, the tech bros glue this to my head. You not allowed to see base reality in California. Too dangerous. The government give you special AR filters to avoid seeing anything bad.
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They should turn the sphere into a free for all, 50¢ per pixel or something idk
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This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.
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Shogun bravely asks the question, “What if a white boy with a bit of rizz ended up in Japan?”.
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“So is it over or, are we back? It can’t be both. You have to call it.“
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You know things are brewing because the USA is starting to expand sea floor claims
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San Francisco, California, is beautiful this time of year. Most people don’t realize it looks this way.
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After Elon bought twitter, no more funny memes. No Pepe’s, no apustajas. No copy-pastas allowed. He rule with iron fist. You only allowed to post gore & ultra right material. It sad.
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Would be funny if the Y2K translucent hardware trend came back so people can be confident there aren’t explosives embedded in their nintendo switch or whatever.
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“So you’re saying. that when I’m playing peak-a-boo, my mom is always actually there? Right behind the hands? That’s… crazy.” . *picks up pen*. “It’s actually quite beautiful when you think about it.”
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POV: you’re 8 lucid dreams into your new job working as a military speculative contractor
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Whoever took this photo is about to become clouted beyond belief
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> the Irish invent whisky .> nothing happens for 3 centuries after that
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One of the things that makes 4chan hilarious is just that you know it’s real. Unfiltered autism.
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Previous job experience . • 2 years laying low .• 1 year thugging it out .• 3 years finding myself .• 1 year doing me .• 2 years trusting the process .• 1 year of rest and relaxation (vacation).• 2 years [strict NDA & non-compete, can’t touch energy weapons or satellites.
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Go to a war torn country. Start surfboarding. Make friends with the local militias. Open a gold mine.
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I was born in the right generation I love artificial intelligence, nicotine pouches, reusable rockets, Vivienne Westwood, JBL speaker, backshots, DNA storage and For You page.
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“Jesse. We need to make unregistered superconductors. This will be a LOT more profitable than meth. Grab the copper powder and red phosphorus. I’m going to show you how to really cook now.”
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> looking for a new job .> ask the CEO if the company creates value or captures value .> they don’t understand the question .> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what captures value and what creates value .> they laugh and say “it’s a good business model sir” .> apply.>
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Sir, Chinese embassy officials are putting wojaks in the state sanctioned media reports
The US GDP growth rate of 1.1% shows surprising vigor, but China's 6.3% growth rate is deemed a total disaster. No one knows the economy better than the Western media.🤪 #FactsMatter @_ValiantPanda_
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*slurp*.yes yes yes.thank you lopez.slay haha .*slurp*.bark bark bark.mm ice cream so good.yes yes yes.ooo.*slurp*.*slurp*.*slurp*
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“Fear is the mind killer” your job is closing JIRA tickets shut up and go back to work.
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He unified Arrakis is what he did. He was the Kwisatz Haderach! And in this house- Paul Muad’Dib is a hero. End of story.
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Okay. So I’m figuring out this monetization thing. Is this how it works? Does this work?
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App where friends can anonymously bet on the outcomes of your relationships
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*sweating while typing* dune 2 at the same time call that a 3 body problem.
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I *am* an AI expert
I *am* an AI expert, and I don’t think AGI is coming soon. My track record is quite good:.- I anticipated the challenges of out of distribution generalization in 1998.- hallucination errors in 2001.- troubles w driverless cars in 2016.- that radiologists would not be quickly.
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥⛽️😜 this strain called “military industrial complex” you’re gonna fuckin fry lol. Me: yeah whatever. 20 minutes later. Me: dude wtf we should seed the universe with life so we have more enemies . My friend, pacing: I should buy some Lockheed.
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My father-in-law is a builder. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a floating library together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… . "We can’t, we don’t know how to do it."
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Is that necessary.
United States to test hypersonic nuclear missile tonight, just hours after election polls close.
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Big pharma is hiding arcane secrets about the sun, and you’re laughing?
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OpenAI did that whole marketing thing and it falls apart because the strawberry account demands ubi. Lol, lmao even
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When you see a single paperclip fall out of an OpenAI office window
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Sam Altman telling investors he may need as much as a $100 billion to make AGI
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