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OOF MADDONE...just discovered my oil change / car wash spot got an autographed pic of the actor who played Melfi's RAPIST in the Sopranos?!?
"thanks for making me shine"
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tryna get to the Queens from the Bronx was fun just now👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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Spreading misinformation about the Goose drama to every aztec patterned patagonia bro i run into at the brewery. Some how blaming a lot of it on Bert Kreisher
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@ChelseaVPeretti
bass player
@mike_gordon
of Phish representing for Harris tonight. 🐠
@robdelaney
http://t.co/ys637WGxiV
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5 years clean of all opiates today.
thanks to my family and friends. happiest ive ever been, never going back.
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Soooo i copped $75 floor tix to see Neil Young & Crazy Horse when i was at work and they played Vampire Blues! My favorite
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Dude next to facetimed his homie in jail last night & streamed the show for him. Biscuit kids reign supreme.
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trying to infiltrate phish twitters cool kid table so i can tweet things like “hey remember to drink water mmmk?” or “Goose rips so hard LOL” or “one more sleep til Trey” so i can be validated by hundreds of strangers via likes (i am extremely depressed plz RT)
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Jack Herer
Well what is the first strain you think of when I say old school?
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Billy Strings sat in with TOOL on Jambi, this is not a drill 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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The "i cant get into the biscuits" threads might as well read "i got two left feet & have no swag" but thats okay Bisco Jesus still loves you
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when the disco biscuits played the Hot Air Balloon opera on 12/31/18, no one argued, no one complained, no one pointed out flubs...you know why? Shut up....rhetoritcal question...you know the answer already.
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so some dude took off his tshirt in the bar last night; whipped my gf with it, then accidentally slapped her in the face! after i peacefully confronted him he called me a pussy and challenged me to a fight. dude, i proceeded to beat 👏🏻 the 👏🏻shit 👏🏻out 👏🏻of👏🏻him on a
#Tuesday
?!?
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Take me on the road,
Take me on the sea,
Take me all across the world,
Just let me know
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White Mike from the Wire
Which fictional characters are also huuuge biscuits fans?
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Thing is with some of these new phish kids is they've never seen deep banana black out at GOTV in 1904
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watching Wiz Khalifa on mute open up for a Mike Tyson fight as i watch a Phish show from ‘97. I have seemed to break through the space time continuum somehow.
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The Biscuits have just completely gone away from standalone songs. Insane how powerful they are right now.
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Fuckin Biscuit Kids, man.
The Mets in the second game of yesterday's doubleheader before this fan appeared on our broadcast: 1-for-24, 0 runs scored
The Mets after this fan appeared on our broadcast: 2-for-2, 1 HR, 2 runs scored, W
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So some insufferable rail riding entitled podcaster scammed you via gofundme and you grown adults are on x, (formerly twitter) complaining & doing nothing about it? Good for her tbh. You deserve this kind of leader
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at a bar that promised a phish stream, they are playing studio Bouncing’. we missed shafty, malitov cocktails are being lit. my friends gf just stabbed a moe. fan to death. send help
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Ever since i got birkenstocks for christmas, ive been doin dry january, yoga, consuming oregano oil, and tweeting about deep banana blackout. Old Granola Bastard, i'm losing my edge
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Read a thread about Mt Joy yesterday. Just gave em an honest shot. Lmfao wtf...this is that Lumineers stomp clap bullshit. I'm genuinely shocked. Guess i just hate that genre of softness. I like a lot of mellow soft indie shit...but if i had to describe this band with a meme...:
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This new venue The Brooklyn Paramout is insane. Need a
@disco_biscuits
show there next year.
@Marc_Brownstein
🤯
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You guys let this lil kid jamsplain you all into having a major platform. Now you let him genocidesplain you. Me? I've had this shit right from the jump. He's been blocked for years. NEXT.
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looks like an Austin Powers villain
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In 2020 I looked at my gf and told her i couldnt love her more if i tried. Well i guess I tried & had my first grand mal seizure shortly after i said that. So i'm done trying. Its literally neurologically impossible for me to love her anymore than i could. Happy Valentines Day 💚
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rolled over n told my gf the news about Trump having covid and we immediately started having bomb sex
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@checktherhyme1
@HipHopDX
he gave me daps at jones beach once when i yelled “INK NOT MINK” because he had some sponsor by PETA. he was mad cool, far from whack. he seeked me out in the crowd n was like YO WHO SAID THAT, i was shook at first but he was just pumped i love animals haha
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Lot of biscuit naysayers eatin crow on the t/l. Its ok. Welcome to the party bitch. Leave your negativity outside of the bubble please.
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Buy the Time >< Buddah is all time bisco. Blessed be the untz 🌲👽🌲
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Streaming phish and laughing at the haters. This is clearly a fucking awesome experience
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when you blast off on couch tour
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too much of the tl is talkin about JRAD when they should be talkin about Brothers Past instead.
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got the wook flu and ya know why? did some wook shit for 3 nights in a row. play sick games win sick prizes
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fucked around and had an allergic reaction to my anti seizure meds. was wondering why this week felt like pure hell. whatever, now im off from work suckin down an acai bowl in this beautiful weather. hell yeah to my fucked up brain
#thottythursday
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my boy took this. unreal dedication to the legend Betty White from the
@disco_biscuits
@BarberShreds
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Gone off edibles listening to andre 3k's white noise flute album. It's hittin. Move over tycho, the new comedown album is here. Ask a stranger for some landing gear & go drool in your tent to this shit.
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wearing a biscuit shirt at starbucks. obnoxious barista boi asks me if im a fan of tDB, & tells me he's been to bisco, scoffs when i asked him if he was a fan. he told me 6 sets is excessive. so i proceeded to mock dubstep music with fart noises in the middle of the starbucks
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Me during Couch Tour tn if they play the songs i want tomorrow, tonight.
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when you heard the local farmers market is selling soul & energy fueled kale chips
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i am 4 years clean of touching / throwing glow sticks. thank you
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looked at my neighbor at phish yesterday and i go are you 12? (pointing at the seat numbers) and he goes no? im 45 years old. he was the absolute man. complete dumbass, but the absolute man.
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Bill Burr at the Disco Biscuits, obviously
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Bethel was truly some of the most fun i've ever had. Elite venue, elite band, elite crew. Twas my boy shmitty in the middles first phish run and he fell in love.
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probably my favorite show i've ever been to. so much fun
B4L 🌲👽🌲
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Goin to a wedding in the catskills this weekend. First pic is the venue, the rest is the Hotel we're all staying at called the Roxbury. 💫🍄😵💫
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Shout out to the guy who collapsed on me during Wharf Rat & the girl who wouldnt get off the ground during Wake Up Lil Susie cuz she dookied herself. Can't make it up. Lol that show was kinda ass
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@mikerecine
Cugine would neva invest in crypto. If ya cant keep it unda da mattress it aint cash, capishe?
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If there was ever a night to sneak into VIP...it was this one. Venue was nuts2butts baby. Bravo
@disco_biscuits
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Biscuit Chicks reign supreme. Lickin lasers but also cradling with love.
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This High Sierra set from
@disco_biscuits
is fuckin nuts. Whomst on this app was at this show? Epic return to california imo
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Parents versus streaming apps already difficult. To be a fly on the wall for this search with my Dad.
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wanna retire n delete my twitter as a New Yorker for calling it "the Queens". i'm all the Bronx'd up.
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just gave my favorite homeless girl under the Bruckner a care package. clothes, vitamin C, masks, gloves, hand sanatizers. She’s been crying a lot lately. shit breaks my heart and i pass her every day. tomorrow i’m coming back with food, face wash, water...any other ideas?
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