Old Dirty Bitch
@ODBFlyNavy
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I’m older than you. Also dirtier. Only bitchy if you deserve it. Combat veteran and dealing with anger issues she/they.
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Joined December 2013
I second this.
Men, I’d like you to explain yourselves.
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I’m sitting here watching a day trader talking only to my husband. My husband was an IT guy and a stay at home dad until recently and now works in a music store. I’m the CFO of a multimillion dolar organization. #smashthepatriarchy #matriarchyrising #changethemodel
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They shoulda used Macs 🤣🤣😭
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I empathize with Elon Musk's concerns about flight tracking, which is why I am calling on Congress to ban private jets. The best way for us to keep billionaires safe is if they simply travel on a commercial flight surrounded by security and air marshals.
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I AM DOING THIS THANK YOU
@Parkerlawyer I once responded to a client who called me "young lady" with "middle aged fellow" and never felt so good about a decision.
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NICE 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a ‘husband stitch’ and the surgeon goes “we don’t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if you’re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current size”💀
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Damn skippy I can. Just traded in my beloved 12 year old six speed because my knee won’t let me shift anymore. But man I love driving the hell out of a manual. 😈😈😈 🚗
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“Oh. Um. Just realized I have an appointment byeeeeee” <runs out the door>
What’s the worst response to seeing someone naked?
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Just had an absolutely ridiculously amazing bed session with my spouse. AGAIN. First time was yesterday morning. I love when the kids go back to school. 😈😈😈😈
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Things won’t change much when my mom dies. Her role of Judgy McJudgerson will be played by my ex, accompanied by his wife.
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I am a combat veteran, and I ask you, if you truly care about our veterans, please please please watch this whole video AND share it. Thank you. #burnpits #VeteransDeserveBetter
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I need everyone’s help today to show the naysayers the strength of our movement to defeat Marco Rubio and flip Florida blue. Can I count on your support with a like and a retweet?
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My spouse and I have been down with the Virus and haven’t kissed in a while. 😢 Them today: “I must be feeling better - you’re getting sexy again.” 🤣😈 #lovemyspouse
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Fuck. Yes.
Time to start talking about the ACTUAL cause of abortions. #roe #roevwade #abortion #reproductiverights
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