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“Don’t record me” alirusha pose 😭
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Uzuri ya shags ni every 30 minutes kuna mpango ya food
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Utapata kamwana kameenda kucelebrate curfew imekua lifted akasahau ye ndio anafaa kuannounce
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Chebukati akiannounce Baba itabidi amekua sworn in na the closest religious book ata kama ni Golden Bells
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Niggas behind me at the supermarket line because we’re waiting for my mum to pay after I just texted her the till number
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Rigathi angefanyishwa tu pinky promise hii ni kazi mingi wanampea😭
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Hii shule ya kina Puleng hawananga ata CAT?
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The first time I got on a plane niliulizwa nitakula nini nikasema "chips na sausage" huyo hostess karibu anishukishe
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House of leather ukishachukua kitu ilikupeleka huko unafaa kufunga macho hadi kwa counter
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“Chali yako akona hiyo homa watu wanasema? Lol mimi sina. Sasa kama hawezi jichunga atakuchunga aje?”
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@Nyamidimpoz
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7 months
Ndio mkuje kwa TL kusema “men can’t even pay for your ID” you can’t trick me
@CindiMunene
Cinderella🥀
7 months
date idea: take me to replace my ID 🥹
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Haka katoi tunafaa tukatafutie boarding school huko Laikipia na tufungue paybill tumlipie school fees mpaka ya PhD akae huko
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4 years
Your favourite reverend is back bigger,stronger and noisier😂😂...
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Class ya statistics unablink mara mbili unapata wamemaliza syllabus
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7 months
ID ya 2k lazima bouncer aswipe kwa PDQ
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4 months
“Next term natransfer” 😂😂😂
@stephu_mulinge
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4 months
Na hawa Sauti Sol kwani wanacheza brikicho? Solfest tena?
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Unaenda kwa wenyewe unafinya sanitizer unaharibu bash na kiherehere yako
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These Are All Cakes
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Parents ask “Can I send you ?” like your answer matters 😂
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Gai. Unaenda kulipa mahari unauliza "na huyu mwingine mtanifanyia na ngapi?"
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Class 6 mtanifanyia na how much ?
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Ukipewa 20 million urudi form 1 unaeza..? 🤣
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Babes with strict parents after lying about a birthday dinner on 15th seeing Tems’ tweet
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Naeza weka ile tape ya crime scene around that area alafu kila asubuhi naroll hapo nikitoka
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Nikiwafanyia house tour kwetu mtaona skyplast na mtungi za maji mdhani tukona biashara ya kutengeneza plastic kwetu
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10 months
Unatoka kwenu happy for a date kumbe unaenda kufanya Jesma 006 😂
@NgalulaDonald
Ngalula, RN
10 months
Guys, my last night date was totally chaotic. So, I sneaked in a casual conversation about Saddam Hussein and how his invasion of Kuwait escalated the creation of Osama Bin Laden, crisis with Saudi and USA. This babes was Nill per Oral. Kwani hamna content kabisaa? Anyways..
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7 months
My brother to ask why people are looking for me
@Buhlenomuhle
Minister of retweets(reposts)🔄
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12 missed calls from Bae 6 missed calls from Mom 9 missed calls from ex 2 missed calls from pastor,who will you call first
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Viola Davis bodied the hell out of her Annalise Keating role
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You suggest a restaurant to your family then when you get there they look at you like you’re the manager
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Uhuru so happy to be leaving atahost DejaVu this weekend
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Huko Milan brunch ukiskia fanta ya sita imeanza kushika
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6 months
Too late, aseme mapema next year
@citizentvkenya
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Dorcas Rigathi wants Kenyans to stay sober during festive season
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Si mtu ajitolee aibe hii koti I think ndio imebeba hiyo kelele
@PiocheBrio
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‘There are some people wananidharrrrawingi’
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It’s tweets like this that made her cancel 😒
@0geisnow
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My boyfriend said I look like Tems
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Sauti Sol's virtual experience just ended so nicely and I wish we did too haha are you free sometime next week we talk about everything?
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Watu walienda IGSCE na wanakulanga kienyeji wanawaste fees. Mimi ningepelekwa hizo shule za pesa saa hii ningekua finland nakunja white meat, manzi anaitwa Kristve Skrtel Zypqwitski.
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@carltonkitheka1 Miezi tatu buda kwani we ni mende
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Hehehe ticket tuliuza elfu tano sasa itabidi tumeblock our clients
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Chicken inn chips zao hukua na lifespan ya 42 minutes zinakua nduma
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Liz is Cozy 🇨🇩🇵🇸🇸🇸
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Chicken inn>>>>>>>>kfc
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Message ya Mpesa huingia Safaricom wanakutext offer zao zote 😂 gosh hii ni pesa ya pombe mnataka ninunue nayo credit?
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Netflix has so many things yet nothing to watch
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Utamu ya pilau ni kuikula once in a blue moon
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I know these kids told their friends “rais alikuweko kwetu”
@Kenyans
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President Ruto poses for a photo with Kakamega Governor Fernandes Barasa's family at their home
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Ey kamenona bana kwani kanakula Bibilia
@brianmutinda_
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"Do not shake hands with abomi-mination"
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Took uni for granted. Masaa kama hii tungekua tumeshaanza ulevi serious 😂
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Chips ni one hundred and twenty kenyan shillings now the government is pushing it fr 😐
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Buruklyn Boyz are actually serious aritsts
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CU leaders in high school vs CU leaders now
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Parents will walk in on you doing everything but studying
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My barbershop’s CCTV footage of my encounter with a random woman after I walked out with a fresh cut
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Drinking games kwa club mtakua mnapiga shot za soda mnaenda home na diabetes
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Salary ingine imeingia na bado sina dependents
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Huko USIU katikati ya exam ukisema "buda nijenge mwaks" instead of "ayo my g kwani wagwan with the plan b"
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Nairobi mkona pesa wtf. Nimeona bedroom inakaa nyumba yetu yote 😂
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Ukiambia conductor "nishalipa" instead of kumwangalia sijui aje
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Bomboclaat!!!
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Sipangwingwi has to be the most used vocabulary in family gatherings today
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Pets are so useless huwezi ata katuma kapeleke uchafu nje nkt
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Walai our country is a joke what the hell is going on? 😂😂😂😂
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Kesho ni kuonyesha HR hii timeline na umuulize kama yeye angelala
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Storm Over Paradise enhanced National Unity in Kenya more than any government ever has
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The love is overwhelming wow is this how it feels being God's favorite? 😂😂
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Ibiza kama hawaitishi ID waitishe deodorant mnanuka bana
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Kilimani ukirusha mawe juu inaangukia prado ama rapper
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Last year a time like this bearded men walikua wanajaribu kuvunja camera zao na brush after kuvaa suti
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Nimeambiwa mbwa ni 300k heh hiyo inafaa ikue inaosha vyombo za supper
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Other albums on my spotify when I click on Bien’s
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World Cup ni kubadilisha teams mpaka finals
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Kamwana amemalisa amapiano whew tano tena
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Tumeulizwa are you ready kutoka 9pm kwani Burna Boy anazaliwa ?
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@sam_omolloh @zimsimmaa Niggas don't be letting their girls have side niggas? Slavery if you ask me😂😂
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Sex is very intimate and your body is a temple of God. You have no respect for yourself if you share it with anyone who doesn't like avocado.
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Idk who showed my mum how to post wozap status but she has fire content ata nimetoka kumwambia "nitumie"
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Probox, jaba, press confere- Shit, press conference
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I’ve been singing “wanataka kunimaliza woiii” in my head the whole day bruh
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USIU babes saa hii wako pinterest wanatafuta protest outfit ideas
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Tangu niwachane na fpl my skin is glowing
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Going bitch for bitch with Carlton is crazy because he might not have quality but he sure does have quantity 😂😂
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Nimeona thread fulani hapa ya brocation and I wish I could do that with my friends lakini sisi after mzinga ya kwanza tutaanza kutafuta madem
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Smh hiyo kitu husimama ata tukibaki wawili kwa gari
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NSG si watajaza winning post by themselves surely
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Called my grandma to wish her a happy mother's day and told her I love her, she got so happy and cried. I just know the prayer she's going to do for me tonight will be my game changer 😂
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No seriously, bolt food hutengeneza pesa saa ngapi? 😂
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Omoke tu ndio anaeza sema nini hiyo alipeana 😂😂😂😂
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Hii ukilaunch rongai unaua kila mtu na homa
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Lakini hao Daughters of Magufuli 70% of them have lived/are living abroad. Wale kienyeji huko Kigoma ata hawajui kuna thread huku twitter utapata wanafanana na Kibz
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Kamba ikakatika mnajipata Egypt bila papers. It's gonna be a no from me chief 😂
@kevoizme_
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂.𝐂𝐙𝐀𝐑
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Mnasema ati mnajua ku have Fun Ona hii 😂😂
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Unakaa kwa traffic alafu unapata ilikua line ya watu wa mafuta
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Guys walai mnajua hatuna nchi 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Governor Sakaja announces the construction of a night club in Uhuru Park
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Mnaogopanga kuambia your rapper friends they're terrible ati it because wataacha kulipia Airbnb?
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Bringing this back😍
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Ulikua umebuy drinks?
@Tonio_kibz
Tonio Kibz 🃏
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Kuna mtu aliniambia nafanana na Bien. Ni ukweli??
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Y'all not getting cuddled in this cold weather hahahahahahahaha me too nani anauza heater?
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Kenyans living abroad, how do you survive without saying things like "ati" "woishe" "aki" when conversing with foreigners ?
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Nikimove out hakuna sherehe itanipita. Ntaenda zote mpaka Passover Feast eloi eloi sabakithani
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Madem walikua washaamka waende kwa their friends kupaka make up na kuombana dresses sasa watawatch romance movie walie walale
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Big Sean and Jhene Aiko are so toxic I'm jealous
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@nguma__
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Posting your graduation pictures hukua low-key kienyeji traits
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At this point it's the videos that interrupt ads on YouTube 😂
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The choir guys at this point
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LC Waikiki ni school outfitter ya Strath
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I envy people who get along with their cousins. I only like 2 of mine and we barely even get to hang out 🥴
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Haha wengine wetu tunaishi kwa plot zenye ground flor ni supermarket, 1st to 3rd floor ni shule alafu hadi 9th floor ni rentals
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October Fest ikieza kua the first event wakikubalisha sherehe tunaanguka huko country mzima tuanzishe wave 2 😂
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