NuclearAmphibian
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@Tom_D74
@b01dface
@KatlegoMaseng1
@cctvidiots
Disabled people do actually know that they're disabled, and usually take steps to keep their disability from putting them in danger.
A deaf guy standing in the road with his back to traffic makes no sense.
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@LombardiaNahuel
@zuzunaga89
You use light mode, it's a given that your opinions would be wrong.
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@Fear_Leader
@MachinePix
Testing. If a medication makes your muscles dissolve, you'd want to know ahead of time.
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@AltHistCody
The unholy non-Roman non-empire that was blessed by the Pope, and controlled a large portion of the former territories of the Roman Empire.
That Holy Roman Empire?
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@BlandExplosion
@_YaDoneMessedUp
>The majority of AAA titles require a day 1 patch in order to be playable.
>Most games are not playable without internet check or multiple GBs of patching.
Almost like the move away from physical media has already caused many game studios to develop very bad habits.
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@8bit_HeresyAD
@cctvidiots
Turns out boys have an extreme reaction to being forced to sit still and listen to a barely literate union employee for 6 hours a day.
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@ShitpostRock
I'm buying plane tickets to laugh in your face if you think the RAF is gonna wait that long.
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@HMBohemond
"The closest thing we can approximate a human scale bolter to is the AR-15 chambered in .50 Beowulf,"
You disrespect the Inkunzi pattern bolter!
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@ReviewsPossum
Looks like making them stay home for two years has had an immediate and predictable effect.
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@Cookie_BigRick
@stillgray
My French is rough but:
'We are Muslims!'
'If the police kill us we have the right to kill them, it's written in the Quran.'
'No justice, no peace'
'It's over for you. National Police, all of you'
'It's not ready to stop, we'll do you worse than in 2005'
(goes on like that)
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@Libertyeval
@Sargon_of_Akkad
Their answer is usually along the lines of 'we were so pure that we literally didn't comprehend violence'
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@Monoshot_
At first it was kinda good but then they did that thing American shows do when the're making money so the studio decides to make it last forever and then the plot stops making sense.
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@Akumabat
It's like they heard anime was more popular than their shit so they decided to base their whole animation style on a few screenshots from a random slice-of-life.
Hollywood is at the 'uncontacted tribe making fake airfields' stage.
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@Swabcraft1
@greentexts_bot
Predator is totally recording his fights and sending the video to his friends.
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@mstrickkk
@Lee_Vertisce
@lporiginalg
I think it's perfectly reasonable to ask how a motherfucker managed to melt IRON in his kitchen.
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@Slim_DaddE
Joker hating Nazis at least makes sense since they're at opposite ends of the Lawful/Chaotic spectrum.
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@noeldarlow
@robkhenderson
(Keep in mind this was written in 2006, before the modern internet.)
Is there another way you know of to start a relationship?
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@LaundryGuy1945
@RulerOfHumanity
There is an evil techno-god imprisoned in the Noctis Labyrinth that has been influencing the inhabitants of Mars since day 1.
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@GrumpyCatterman
Imagine sitting down to play a game and all the speech is deliberately spoken wrong because HR hates you.
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@4chan_green
>Christmas dinner at gf's house
>gf has Jewish parents
I feel like a line was skipped here.
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@Lobos225978951
@ChrisRGun
Bet you double he gets paid leave and the union calls it a punishment.
Bet triple the whole department stops answering calls over it.
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@LeScandal371
@ElfParticles
Have you seen the videos from Hamas complaining that the free food doesn't taste good enough?
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@greentexts_bot
It shows how far away you are. That's enough information to find your location easy.
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@CraigChamberlin
@PicturesFoIder
Let's not lie, they both got what they wanted from the exchange.
I don't go to Wendy's and act like I "got" them by buying food from them.
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@WittleGoblin
There was already an entire faction of big strong women, but for some reason you didn't like them.
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@DocStrangelove2
No joke though, before Facebook got popular and people started using their real names and faces we just had a set of generic images or we could upload our own if we had a connection that could handle it.
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@Splatenby
@CassieSmiling
@Grummz
>its the love you have for the hobby, which i very much have
No you don't.
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@ShitpostGate
You have to be careful around people with a lot of small tattoos. They have no impulse control.
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@TigersherLeo
@DelusionPosting
These people always have one of 2 images in their head when they think of Africa:
1: Wakanda
2: Some mud huts in an empty savannah.
They never consider that Africans are normal people.
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@BLangbets
@WallStreetSilv
If you haven't seen footage from Ukraine it's entirely because you're not looking.
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@Shakky151
@Yeenie_Mcbeenie
>Wore male clothes, therefore man
Even medieval times weren't this conservative.
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@WomenPostingLs
Don't really blame her, rabies is scary shit. IRL zombie virus.
Thinking she got it from a lick, that's the funny part.
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@Fritzmoder
People who agree with everything their teevee tells them and think they're rebels
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@flowerwasaqueen
@lporiginalg
East Africa is prime real-estate for space launches. (Close to the equator and a big ocean to the west.)
If they could guarantee security they'd be in great shape.
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@tbonetommy39
@hayasaka_aryan
The comics and TV show are just straight up made for completely different audiences.
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@tentaclehyena
@greentexts_bot
Yeah it's like teachers get all their childhood memories erased when they take the job.
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@siguelpyntoe
@shitpost_2077
The Demon Core. tl;dr: It's a nuclear bomb component from the Manhattan Project that was involved in a bunch of accidents that gave people radiation poisoning.
It was supposed to be the third nuke dropped on Japan.
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@4chantexts
It doesn't matter who has the best phone or the most money. What matters is that iphones are gay.
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@MasterSanityOF
@cctvidiots
Kinda cuts both ways because being in really good shape is mandatory for them, otherwise they black out and crash.
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@BdBili
@lacertile
@DelusionPosting
@Stone_tossers
Plus not needing to seize the means of production because you can literally just buy them.
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@dosegenderos
@warhammer
The DEI people already have their next job lined up. They'll jump to another host like fleas.
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@KrisWolfheart
It's a game from 2012, it's not like they can improve the graphics all that much without AAA budget.
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@DelusionPosting
Most of the crowd at the Oscars are paid to be there so the actors can act like it's more than just a party they throw for each other.
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@lporiginalg
It pains me that young gamers today will never know the feeling of being called the N-word after single-handedly wiping out the enemy team.
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@GiveMeBanHammer
Remember to buy on physical media. They can't change what's in the disk on your shelf.
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