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Boomer Superhero. Simple woman. Tweets for fun. Follow my son @NotTodayEric

Joined December 2023
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Stop fighting on the internet or nobody gets dessert.
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I am trying to explain Twitter to the ladies at book club.
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I BETTER GET ALL OF MY TUPPERWARE BACK.
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RT @NotTodayEric: Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound.
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My chicken parmigiana would change your life.
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RT @NotTodayEric: First date idea: death by lasagna.
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I am very disappointed that I didn’t see any of you at church today.
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If you don’t eat pasta you are not allowed in my home.
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My son had to explain to me why I shouldn’t use the eggplant emoji if you’re wondering how my day is going.
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My garlic bread would fix you.
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STOP OVERCOOKING STEAK.
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RT @BackEastCo: Hoodie season is 12 months long.
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RT @NotTodayEric: I heard my neighbor telling his wife to calm down. I’m gonna miss him.
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RT @NotTodayEric: Making an extra plate of food for Marisa Tomei, just in case.
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If you’re going out make sure you wear clean underwear.
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My spaghetti and meatballs would fix you.
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Everybody stop fighting about logos.
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RT @BackEastCo: 90% of being cool is wearing black. Everybody knows that.
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RT @NotTodayEric: Today would have been my older brother’s birthday. He loved my tweets and that’s why I’m not going to stop. That is all.
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RT @BackEastCo: A hoodie will never break your heart. Just saying.
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RT @BackEastCo: Only cool people wear black. Everybody knows that.
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