DonJake🦆 #RUDDYUP
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esports satirist and owner of ruddy
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Joined January 2020
During my 7-month hiatus, through homelessness and creative burnout, I've watched interviews fall short, reigniting my desire to tell stories. So I’m announcing my return to Esports Interviewing. I’ll conduct a series of long-form interviews this off-season, live on Twitch.
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Everyone talks about decentralization, few talk about trust. When millions of smartphones start running AI workloads together, one question matters most: How do you trust what’s happening on someone else’s device? 🤔 Fair question. That’s why we use TEEs (Trusted Execution
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This is a very kitsch, very camp clip. One of my favourites. Wooloo has all the frantic awkwardness of a very bad prop comic, coupled with the audience’s gaze and desire for the shirt off his back, the money in his pocket, and the secrets in his mind. The result is a strange
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It is very interesting watching Wooloo attempt to do bits in the middle of journalism. The bits do not come naturally to him at all. The bits are actively avoiding him.
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All of my hatred for Bayern Munich has been rationalised in one simple day.
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Look who’s talking now! $KOID-bot speaks to @cvpayne for the first time in public for a segment about why 2025 could be the year of humanoid robots. The KOID-bot joined Jonathan Krane, CEO of KraneShares, and Teddy Haggerty, CEO of @RobostoreUS, who discussed the current state of
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Manuel Neuer betrayed BrokenBlade today, his countryman no less. Mr. Neuer, I will sleep easy knowing that even your freakishly large hands, absurd reach, and Ritalin reflexes will not save the LPL from the barrage of backshots Gen.G are about to unleash. Stat merchants
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For me, an important question arises in the aftermath of that series: and it doesn’t take away from the accomplishment of Quarters. Does anyone else feel that this G2 roster’s accomplishment at this World’s only serves as further proof of just how unlucky the previous lineup
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And so G2 2025 comes to a close. No fan may be criticised today for their continued fidelity in Europe’s great giant. Even as it lays forlorned and starfished: with heavy damages induced to its pride. They will go home as the west’s flag bearer, a sounding tool for that
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A hung parliament between go with all and pragmatism sits inside the caudal back rooms of G2 currently. Close to being hung on the cross of worldwide perception - or rather Hang. There is no love lost on these drafts thus far. We have seen jokers and jacks on all fronts, but a
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Carl Wilhelm Scheele (1742-1786) was a talented but luckless German-Swedish chemist who discovered at least 7 elements (including oxygen) but received credit for none. He died in his laboratory, tongue blackened and swollen, from tasting a compound he had synthesized.
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You could cope with the Lucian last game after results based analysis but they legit looked lost locking it in, feels like they are consistently choking r4 r5 on red, prep feels shallow - further so by how predictable TES drafts have been in the first 2 games.
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Well this first game felt absolutely suffocating for all the reasons we’ve come to associate with the west vs east spinstress arms race of mechanical prowess. From minute one it feels as if the lanes are inexorably laden towards an ill-fitted prophecy, a promethean OJ trial.
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On G2, creativity and the thrifty weight of Icarus’ wings: Citizens of the western League of Legends world. For today’s series of G2 vs TES, I offer you omens, portents, and aphorisms, a sincere analysis in the style of a 90s family sitcom. More Cassiopeia than Cassandra: words
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The irony of a democratic socialist candidate running for mayor in NYC and declaring anti-capitalist sentiments during his campaign, is that the success of these same people are the very ones whom his socialist (or “communist”) agenda relies on… A minimal understanding of basic
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I’ll post a little g2 essay in 2 hours, if anyone is awake
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As the huff harked, my descent into that rift, that quiet place between the lanes, my jungle, my peace of mind. Oh! what folly, as LCK and LPL lie asunder, G2 Caps, in Xanadu 'twere fans of you, and more trades than Catan. But a damsel with her liandries, in a VOD review I once
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In the modern off-season, thousands flock to the LEC Wooloo stream. They study his neolithic renderings, paleolithic glyphs, and caveman triptychs. They decode batman-villain riddles, distract themselves in the copium dens of GMville, and most importantly, learn to dream again.
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I come from the evil timeline where instead of Lehends it was Peter who used to play for Griffin.
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After leaving TSM, he worked as a caster for the PCS & LCK Mandarin. Known for his blunt and honest commentary. Frustrated by the region’s repeated struggles, half-jokingly, he would say, “Call me. Someone let me coach, I’d do a better job.” And he finally got that call.
CFO Chawy 🇸🇬: "I wanted young players who aren’t afraid to fight, because that’s the only way we can beat top teams from the LCK LPL LCS LEC If you don’t have the courage to make plays like that, you’ll never make it far" Full interview by @ArmandLuque
https://t.co/W5JCEz58D1
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We should be getting some pretty star-studded guests, although the booking agent went on holiday to Ibiza last week and hasn’t been heard from since. If you’ve ever wanted to try your hand at Esports Journalism, or just see if it’s for you, this is a perfect opportunity to ask a
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CREDIT: @DreadedBeauty1 See Full Post at: https://t.co/kMZnt0CerP This guy was on stream last night is not a bad guy..just a little confused. He showed he has a big heart due to @Dreadedbeauty1 “Stacey” taking the time to talk with him at a Human Level.
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Part of why I’m coming back is because I feel the guard was passed to me, and I immediately dropped it. So for these live-streamed interviews, there’ll be a segment where newer journalists, or those aspiring for Riot accreditation, can ask a question or two to the interviewees.
During my 7-month hiatus, through homelessness and creative burnout, I've watched interviews fall short, reigniting my desire to tell stories. So I’m announcing my return to Esports Interviewing. I’ll conduct a series of long-form interviews this off-season, live on Twitch.
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hearing pray say "it was just not meant to be" feels like a punch straight to the gut because i know that he was speaking for all of them and not just peanut. crowned or not i hope they know that they're one of the most beloved rosters to have ever played this game
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