Northern Grafter
@NorthernGrafter
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I am a pioneer, they call me primitive.
Joined February 2009
Mike Skinner at Glasto looking like he’s just finished his multi drop round.
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Princes Theatre in Clacton filling up for Nigel Farage. Seats 820. It’s pretty full
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‘I’ve called a general election by mistake’
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For anyone who has been interested in my lawsuit against the Sun, the news is that I’ve had to settle my claim out of court before it gets to trial. A 🧵…
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Slept in my Jamiroquai t-shirt and woke up in a silly, oversized hat being head-butted by a 5’4” paparazzi.
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IDIOT???
ANTISEMITE???
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Sad times, my first pie book is being pulped unless I can shift 300 copies by the end of the month. Hundreds of pies featured with colour pics in a light hearted travelogue diary style. Don't let print die and click here to buy for a fiver: https://t.co/ZQhGLKmVXP
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Step On by Happy Mondays, but it's being performed by The Wombles.
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A cup of tea and your chin to turn the kitchen light off.
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@SmartSatCRC commits $1M+ to support the development of new #spacetechnology that will be tested in #space as payloads on the #WaratahSeed WS-1 spacecraft based at @sydney_uni. #LeadershipInAction Read more: https://t.co/b7JYHATr0c
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Come to the North of England and ask for lunch - see where that gets you.
PSA For All Americans Traveling in Europe - Lunch Ain't a Thing
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screen time is out NOW📱watch (in full screen on your phone) here: https://t.co/xui7NDQZ52 With @LolaRoseMaxwell directed/edited by @andrewnolanokay and produced by @whynowworld
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I can go outside whenever I like and don’t have to go to bed when told.
I can play chess in my mind for up to move 21 without losing the position. I can stop my heart for a beat at will. You've had the same 87 days without any of the limitations of being in a Romanian jail.
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If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service
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Going to have to steal some moves from this performance of the Trashmen's Surfin'Bird.
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