Matthew
@MrWeir
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I did sign up for this shit.Bristol/Fremantle/Dublin/Porto Alegre/Porto. Can be found talking crêpe and #TheArchers on @TheCiderShedPod
Joined February 2009
@janky_jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'.
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This is what the electoral map would look like if Harris won Pennsylvania and also you were on a moderate dose of mushrooms
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NEW: Chris Philp is the shadow Home Secretary
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The face of someone whose husband just said, “What’s up, Parappa the Rapper?”
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Have a word with your Dad's mates
Can we stop him now? PLEASE? Shouldn't someone who publicly threatens to have someone murdered be arrested or kept in restraints? We know how his sheep responded to his commands before. What will they do this time? Liz Cheney should have armed guards around her. NOW.
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6 monthly check-up this morning and they've got this in the corridor leading down to the doctor's room.
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Trick or treat, you bald-headed bastard 😂👹🎃 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #AdrianEdmondson #Bottom #Terror #Halloween
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Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock for Halloween.
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Wishing a good evening to @bernies_cat from Portugal. 🇵🇹 Thanks @vanguard_pod
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I’ve only just realised that he’s not dancing, he’s thinking about Arnold Palmer.
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So relieved this fucking scrounging, limpet, freeloading fuck is saving the UK's economy with tourism.
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