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@Inkosana_ I was asked to fire a guy when I took my role. I refused and promised to get him right. He was the first person I promoted a year later.
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@MorwaMasekana @murendimukumela That distance is milliseconds man. What are you talking about 🤣
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@WasOnce_Skinny That's why boring must be embraced bafo. You need to find comfort in boredom and you'll avoid a world of hurt.
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@VehicleTrackerz Ukuphapha, taking izinto zabantu! Now he's chillin in a fridge somewhere 😩
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@bra_khumza @issa_goddess022 Brazo this men vs women thing is not helping. It's probably why we are here in the first place. Everybody going through some shit, not just men!
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@Zweli_Thixo Astron will take up all that infrastructure
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@Seez_Way @JackiePhamotse Amasela. They been doing it for ages. Even food meant for students ends up in car boots.
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@Michaelmike211 Abazalali badlala o boys/girls night out or boys/girls weekend away loooong after their time instead of uhhoya abantwana. These kids are raising themselves like stray dogs.
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@orcaindistress 👌🏿👌🏿
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@MafemaniMiles I got divorced on Friday. I was present enough to know what ended mine. It wasn't a mistake. It just didn't work out as some things in life don't. It doesn't change my perspective on marriage at all.
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@TPC_Ramz @dyantyi87 I can't believe people are actually suggesting trimming a working week to start on Tuesday just to accommodate people that don't respect their jobs. This country is going nowhere 😂
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@Mdixx Some people don't know how lucky they are. Some of us wish we could get that text from mama asking for us to fund the whole Xmas bill. That number went out of service permanently 5 Christmases ago.
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@stjohns_college This school busted that 'cut your hair to look presentable' nonsense 🤝👏🏿
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@SizweNovaphi @AfricaFactsZone I was talking to my boss who's Nigerian yesterday and he said he doesn't watch the Super Eagles because he's protecting his high blood pressure. I didn't get it but now with these reports, I do. Sad indeed. RIP to these football lovers. 💚🤍
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@Phislash Imagine changing your entire life and the lives of your children because of people 🤡🤡
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@Nikitha_Gcelu London salary, Johannesburg cost of living 🥺🕯️
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@wfreemantle Yingakho nje sizikhulumela uMageba wakwaZulu. Asifune kukwebha amabele abantu thina 🙏🏿
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@bhutikhens Ngiyakuzwa mina. This kid eats like some junior exec esanda kushada 😩
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@MusaThePope R240k and she's not done? Inoba yi MBA with a silent M 😳
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@SbuMasang Nothing, naye akazi wenzani
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@alexsithole You are so petty. I love it 😭😂
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@CelibateCie There's also no fresh air. Nothing. You step outside, you get swoosh of hot air on your face like you're checking on your muffins in the oven. No thank you 😩
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@IgnatiaSindane @Inkosana_ Problem with bosses is they do things to please and fit in with other bosses at the bosses gossip table 🤮
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@PSAFLIVE Bail application tomorrow at 10:00 Granted......perps moves to another location. Another victim next week. SA govt: We are doing everything we can to stop crime. 🤡
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@terencematera I'd still choose an independent woman all day. Don't even think she gotta tell me if she buy a house. If you measure up, she'll tell you about the house. Actually she'll ask you for input and take you to the viewing and deal completion. Deal with your inadequacies.
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Kaizer Chiefs ek se 😭
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@Kaaavin_ "Mine are not violent. The problem is the owner"
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@wabs1zn @_ucijimpi Plus you won't get followed from the mall and get jacked at your entrance
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@Drickz_ @B_Ndlovu22 My all time issue with complex life. Had the same issue at my gf place. I spoke to the gent once and told him it was the last time we would ever speak of the matter.
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@Phislash @Temptingtony__ He's a better man than me. My mom's was the most important person in my life. You vuck with her grave, I catch you, I put you down.
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@MauGooner @kgadi_ZA Ey this one must come with a year supply of shampopos. Yoh
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@MelikhayaL3006 I'm surprised that we are surprised 😕
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@TheTruthPanther Stolen goods = R1m Bail = R1k Home address of accused = Unknown /Unverifiable Govt = We are doing everything we can to stop crime
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@Vusumuzi_2021 @nickhedley I hope you are just having a bad day and you don't normally think like this. ❤️🙏🏿
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@luyaandaaa @Lxngelo @NomahhTee No she won't. She'll grow into more of these standards and become a pro.
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@iamkoshiek A kilo of viennas was R74.99 6 weeks ago. It's R99.99 today. All food items must ask bloody carrots how they've avoided all this and remained R8.99 per kilo 🙆🏾‍♂️😩
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@retha_theresa People buried both their parents in quick succession over the past year or so. Nina abenu nibenza nje?
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Wa back! Had to be robbed off like 15 MoMs before got another one! #Sundowns #DstvPremiership
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Umhle hle Bonga
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@angazi_nje @tankiso_matanka Izibusiso zikhishwa uwena? Yall grossly overstate your importance my God 😬🥱
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@Sako_za @BourerTheFunk Everyone in my team has me down as a reference. No ones lies to me when going for interviews. Sometimes we set time to prepare for interviews one on one. If you have to keep your ambitions a secret, you aren't surrounded by leaders.
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@HermanMashaba Grootman, win an election and change things. This thing of you guys tweeting like us about the problems of this country doesn't inspire confidence. Grow your party. 2024 is not a lifetime.
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@VehicleTrackerz Bail hearing for people that have no verifiable address will be at 10 on Monday. Bail set at 2k per person. ANC government: Wa doing everything in our power to stop crime. 🤡 South Africans every 5 years: ANC ❎ = Zinja
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@Phislash Hilarious but I understand 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Magnacarter13 @MuloiwaThendo You haven't been paying attention. Book a couple of test drives across the range, H6, Jolion, P-Series then make an informed opinion.
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@Africa_Archives Morocco will sell out 🙄
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@MandieBankz @CityTshwane When you not responding, we'll know wifi router is off 😩😩
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@ZANewsFlash Then you people there in PMB cry when you get golf ball size hail storm in 35° heat 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Jaresh012 Uphi umama? Gonna be my first Xmas home without being able to ask that.
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Sundowns fans found Fiston Mayeles handle and they're handling him 😂😂😂😂😂 #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL
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@Xhosa35176379 Usisi yena azikho izinsizwa ebezimfuna? Owakhe whatsapp uzothula nje duu? Nciphisani bo hhay 😩
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@Sigujana_ZA Not side ninja man, fiance. The gun wilding fool is an ex yase KZN enesbhamu futhi engafuni ukwaliwa 🤬🚮
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@zeus_883 @Ms_ZamaNdlovu Listening to Cele cracking jokes and giggle in Krugesdorp while those women's lives were turned upside down just made my blood boil.
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@BbwMaturity @Zanemali_ @Leversmanganye FNB uyitya nabo ngeza charges zabo ezininzi 😣
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@tidoo Ayifoteki leyo ndoda
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Happy birthday General @thetrueteko 💛💚💙
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@SbuMasang @Football__Stage Bathe Ben 10 FC bafo 😩
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@pmcafrica Delayed live ne Peche? 😭😂
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@pmcafrica She's so mad 😭
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@Merddie @DennisNjau12 The participants have a specific skin pigmentation. The more melanin you have, the term changes slightly and it's called poaching.
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O Mapholoba. My dudes. 🥰😍
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@D_Bhekza The nerve to go back and confront him 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Ori_RSA Ori posts a controversial post. You go in to see him being cooked, you find him cooking the cookers back 😂😂😂😂😂
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@VehicleTrackerz 24 yo that has killed 9 people? Who raise these people 🙆🏾‍♂️
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@Sigujana_ZA Eyami ina 6 months 😫😫😫😫
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@Bubbles_SA1 @bra_khumza @issa_goddess022 Get a life coach, psychologist, something. But to single us men out as going through stuff like the rest of the world is having it peachy ain't right.
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@BenedictFMitch1 @fuluufhelo You don't understand emojis?
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@Am_Blujay @JoyLethabo8 But it is a prank. If the oil heats up that fast, she wouldn't be out there bro
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@Ntandozi007 Took my daughter for her 6 week check up izolo. Sat at reception for a long while and saw 5 or 6 ladies being discharged from labor ward with their newborns. Not even one had the father of the baby to take their women and children home. We need to do better maan 🥺
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@Phislash Eish mfethu. That shit stings man. Yaz ngipake ecaleni komgwaqo kumanje since seeing that. Taking stock of my own shit ngoba yey 💔💔💔
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@theblackwendy I'm no regular Uber user. Had to get one a while back, yoh! They sent me a Suzuki I had to sit facing sideways on.
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@U_Siphoz @VehicleTrackerz Bantu base Limpopo behlez besdelele nje abakwazi ukuwisa umuntu ngempama?
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@GalaxyTwoTwenty Legit the reason I don't leave the house in flip flops 😩 The foot may have to be used as a weapon
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@mvvzCEVgyFqHRXq @TheRealPitso Anime sameh ngama tactics sisajabula. Yini kodwa 😂
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@malusizwi @_ucijimpi I overhead ladies talking in the bathrooms at a mall about a guy who's very nice 'BUT DRIVES A HAVAL". One lady asked rhetorically why he doesn't drive a Range Rover because who wants to be picked up in a Haval 😭💔
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@zeus_883 @ruvimbo_1 Isigaxa sendaba! I love my kids too loud shame to be able to hide them long enough to marry someone without them finding out. How did he do it? He can hide a body in the ceiling mos that autie 😂
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@Solphendukaa Pretty soon, they will stone cars from bridges on the M2 😞
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@BraMahlatse @Akhona_sheref She was terrible. Kahleni bo. Always got caught on the line of ball. What's a ref doing on the penalty spot when a cross is played in, completely blocked Morena sight of goal. Suka!
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@oafmaurice @PMonkgogi Don't do that ever again ⛔😂
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@DominicNgeleka @Zulu_Targaryen Aw ngeke mfethu, that last one alone 😭
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@ZZinyana @Phumla_N All this brought to you by the ANC. Just because the ANC isn't saying no borders doesn't mean they are not responsible for the border security. The way you people reason, I hope you aren't in charge of anything important.
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@ugly_betty58 @_angelndlela I've learned this now. I look at people with no emotion at all. Was bizarre at first but it is what it is now
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@LekoMadlala Looks like a proper footy stadium. Right size too. A template of what SA stadia should look like. Pity ke ihlanganise ANC.
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@chiloane_zip Yoh even if you were a passenger here, you were catching it 😭
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@LightMakhanya Bophani lowo muntu ngoba izofa leyongane! Have a doctor document her injuries and open a case. Laba abantu she needs help basho njalo ngoba kungamunye umfazi. Ukuba ubaba wayo lengane lo owenza lento, wonke umuntu ngabe uthi akaboshwe.
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@Sigujana_ZA There's that giggle after he says 'na I'm going home' 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Ori_RSA Watermark when you've paid for the thing 🤬😭
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@JosiahThobejane NC is far from everything. Ain't noway that car has done less than 200 000 in 10 years. Football age this 🚩
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@Boikgabiso @_ucijimpi To be fair Mercedes made their first coupe only in 2015 or so, so wouldn't have proprietary rights to the design they 'copied' from BMW themselves
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@Badmus_Uthmaan @AfricaFactsZone Yall even know what hockey is
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@alsoMmakhotso I just don't lie because I hate having to remember the lie and keep defending it. Truth fella, if you don't like my truth let's abort mission immediately
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@NoseTheCapital Rubber mouths 😣 How can you put something so visibly hot in your mouth 😭
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@Phislash She just wanted TL traffic. No driver doesn't know what that is
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@SamTrong3 @PhilMphela VW thinks its premium but its not, its just expensive.
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@MarvinJMaludda A toddler walked up to me at a mall while I was walking with my gf. Ended up having an ice cream mini date with the little girl, her mom. It was crazy. That kid was so comfortable with me, held my hand and stuff ❤️❤️
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@robertmarawa @adidas I'm done with Adidas. Even @adidasZA !
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@Thabz_Sibiya So unnatural to hold a rifle barrel up. That should point down
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@babaMbatha_ Angabuyi uNjomane. Avele asale esehlala. Wall Street ain't ready 🔥🔥🔥
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@nordienmn @Abramjee I knew those shacks that just mushroomed there during lockdown were gonna bring problems to Lenz
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