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Speaking is Silver, Reposting funny stuff is Golden. Oilers, Investing, Random posts, $BTC, $MST, Bitaxe. Former Class 1 Operator. The algorithm hates me
Joined October 2022
Hey 49er fans…. FUUUUCCCCKKKK YOOOUUUU😂😂 31 YEARS AND COUNTING🫵😂
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If you have a job that requires you to wear a name tag, nobody cares what your name is.
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The @Canucks finally embracing a rebuild just to draft a skilled winger like McKenna will be reminiscent to when the Oilers built a team around Taylor Hall.
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*unless that firearm is in possession of a criminal.
LIVE: Our plan to get assault-style firearms out of our communities. // EN DIRECT: Notre plan pour retirer les armes à feu de style assaut de nos communautés. Watch/Pour regarder:
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I know a Jason Statham plot when I see one
🚨 NEW: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN: WE WANT ENTERTAINMENT, NOT A LECTURE. Hollywood tried to tell us that woke was the future. The box office numbers just proved them wrong. Zegler lost a studio a fortune. On the other side, you have Sydney Sweeney with lionsgate. When it came out
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The Bank of Canada once had to ask Canadians to stop doing “Spock” on the $5 bill 🤣😭
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I'm not much of a "the past was a simpler time" guy but in 2010 there was a mild moral panic over the KFC Double Down sandwich
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"Data, are there still countries on Earth?" "Yes, countries still exist but are largely administrative or cultural regions under the unified United Earth government." "So Ensign Ahmadi is Iranian?" "No, Persian."
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Our long-time Cashier Margie had to be put down this morning after a 6-month investigation found that her high score in our Pac-Man Arcade occurred while she was on the clock and not on lunch break as initially thought. After clearing her High Score, we allowed her one last
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If your a man and your struggling right now just remember nobody cares and it gets worse
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Cashier Belinda is our Employee of the Month after stopping a potential disaster after our soda dispenser malfunctioned and sprayed Coke everywhere. Her instincts kicked in and prevented the soda from flooding our floor. Belinda consumed around 4 gallons of Coca-Cola during the
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