For anyone who's wondering: This account used to be a good faith effort to redirect lost souls to the actual NeurIPS Twitter account. If it isn't obvious, I'm now using this account to mock the asinine direction that Twitter is going in.

RT @McDonalds: guess who’s coming back

RT @McDonalds: Wakanda Forever

RT @SurpriseSnacks: It turns out the real snacks were the friends we made along the way. 💔.

Oh also- this is what happens when you aren't thoughtful when you change your Twitter handle. If you don't immediately register a new account that uses your old handle, someone else will take it and squat on it. #TheMoreYouKnow.

RT @ruchowdh: I keep thinking about last night. It was the most humanity-affirming moment that as each tweep was fired, we all posted a 🫡….

RT @willplayforfood: So many feels seeing the praise of the Twitter META team as this chapter comes to a close. I want to particularly reco….

RT @mmitchell_ai: All my love to @ruchowdh @KLdivergence and others at Twitter who were doing the hard work of ethics in tech. Appreciate y….

Thanks @amuellerml . Much appreciate.

If you are looking for NeurIPS, their handle is in my profile description.

RT @pitsenberger: A.F. Bement and H. B. Joy of the Lincoln Highway Association checking out the view near the Southern Pacific snow sheds n….

RT @naz_erkan: ML at Twitter party @NipsConference is happening! #fAIrness #MLatTwitter #NeurIPS18

RT @Apr1LM: Day 4 @NipsConference Come to our booth & chat with us!! #BewareWeAreCaffinated

don no y e'erone saying advertisers leafing but @NipsConference got ur back eLawn 2.0.

what u want is what u get at @McDonalds today.

1 of 8 exciting action toys or vehicles in each batman happy meal u buy ur kids.

e'erybody talking about the batman happy meal toys.

hey batman- joker turned up at the gotham mcdonalds.

RT @SFCCM: URR had its financial woes anyway, so it was not about to spend money on cable cars; thus the poor Pacific St line was largely n….

fi dolla futlong