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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
Best license plate ever. 🤓
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
Express checkout at the Louis Vuitton in the Northbrook Court on the North Shore of Chicago. $LVMH
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
None of these interviews answer my primary question. If I have $10,000 of my own money in a non marginable cash account and I want to speculate on $GME, why shouldn't I be able to? There is no risk to the broker. The risk is all mine.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
Today was one of the sweetest days in my six years of being a parent. At the @Cubs game. 💙⚾️❤️ I’m sure I’ll stop crying soon.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
1 year ago today I survived a triple pulmonary embolism. Then I guess I took some hospital selfies because this came up on my phone memories today.😆I’m thankful to my friends/family for cheering me on in my recovery this year. I have so much to live for. So much left to do. ❤️
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
Third grade homework is to learn about Zoom stock so it looks like I selected the right school. $ZM
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
I bet futures don’t go down 4.5% on international men’s day.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
@zkrinsky Chicago is not prosecuting shoplifting. Also this week they are not prosecuting gang on gang murders. Not sure what the suburbs will do but our elected officials don’t value law and order.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
2 years
@AliNouriPhD Thank god this doesn’t happen when you are seated at a restaurant.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
For $80, you can buy a Louis Vuitton receipt which you can use in your instagrams to impress the very worst sort of people.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
1 year
My house was built in 1909 by a gentleman who was a grain trader at CBOT. I found one of his letters on eBay. This is how the fellas communicated “no fill” in 1897.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
This whole college bribing thing is so disappointing. Not a single mom transacted in bitcoin.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
@Breaking911 How about we go back to how it used to be… where parents in conjunction with a trusted pediatrician make decisions related to a child’s INDIVIDUALIZED health and not an unelected government entity.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
The prior day, Old Orchard was hit.
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First Norridge, now Skokie.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
I didn't use my cleaning service for 3 months during lockdown but I DID continue to pay them. It seemed like the right thing to do. Now they have returned to work and charged me an extra "deep cleaning" charge because I had not kept the home as tidy as they normally would have.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
When I reflect back to 9/11 and the feelings I felt about firefighters... I feel that now about nurses. God bless these selfless soldiers who are on the front lines of this battle we find ourselves in.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
2 years
@shaneferro Are you suggesting that a Prius would have killed less people? Also what about the fact he once ran over the mother of his child?
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
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@GovPritzker You can’t even control things in your own state. Your entire job is literally just tweeting people to get vaccinated.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
Rick Santelli is asking the right questions. Restaurants in Chicago are closing everyday. My family used to go to Morton's so much that they hung our picture on the wall above our booth - which was also Sinatra's booth. They closed last week. It's heartbreaking.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
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@TheRubberDuck79 I see a man at 21 Club raising a hotel silver cloche because he’s about to absolutely crush a $36 burger. The airplanes in the back indicate he scored table #4 - the very best table.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
Capital gains.
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Hi, Twitter! What did you have in 1998 that you no longer have in 2018?
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
Robinhood doesn't answer to their customers, I guess. They answer to Citadel.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
I forgot my anniversary yesterday. I forgot it because I feel better today than ever before. Thankful for good health, family, and friends. ❤️
@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
1 year ago today I survived a triple pulmonary embolism. Then I guess I took some hospital selfies because this came up on my phone memories today.😆I’m thankful to my friends/family for cheering me on in my recovery this year. I have so much to live for. So much left to do. ❤️
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
If you want to really confuse a child, tell him to wear a mask for 600 straight days and then tell him he can’t wear a mask to the Halloween parade at school. 🤡 🎃
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
Today is my ten year anniversary. Here’s why my husband is so lucky. #TigerKingNetflix 🐅 ❤️
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
Jennifer Lawrence rolling around LA in a @boringcompany hat late last week. I have the same hat. But no one photographs me. ❤️ $TSLA
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
My son is on a call with some friends playing Minecraft. The smoke alarm starts going off at another child’s home. Casually, my son asks, “Is your mom making chicken?”🤦‍♀️
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
Just found myself looking at fundamentals of a company and thinking to myself "the short interest isn't as high as I'd like it to be..."
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
Heat map of NASDAQ:
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
@mcuban Plus, after ten months of strife, it’s beautiful to see people unify around something.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
Game faces on. I pulled The Senator out of kindergarten today to give the @cubs extra good luck. ❤️💙⚾️
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
I wrote a covered call today so I'm officially a retiree.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
I fixed it for you guys.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
1 year
@AndySwan I do agree that THEIR future is female.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
We have completed the second largest #LEGO set ever made. It took patience and a bit of wizardry. ❤️ 🧙‍♂️ #SimplyTheBest
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
Heat map of the S&P 500
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
1 year
A hockey mom after her son scores 5 goals and 2 assists.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
Heat map of the S&P 500.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
The market has entered “cease all home improvement projects” territory.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
This is how I look at a ten bagger.
@Culturecams
Kam #8🏁
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Do you look at your man like this?
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
My son stayed home from school today with a sore throat. Here is his current status. He will still need a PCR test to get back into school.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
The #lego room is finally complete. Wallpaper and art were $ETSY. Ideas were from $PINS. Lighting $TGT. Trim $HD. Rug: $OSTK. Everything else: $AMZN.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
When they rearrange the Costco
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
1 year
@saugarmaripuri @DrJenGunter @cvspharmacy Or maybe you just pick up the phone, call the pharmacist and see if there was a human error 🤷‍♀️
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
I totally saw all this coming from my Elliott Wave study.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
The best kind of high is an all time high.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
I was prepared to post my son’s letter to Santa this morning but he declared that he has an addendum.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
The #2 horse in the 5th race at Saratoga was named Elizabeth Nicole. My name is Nicole Elizabeth. Her father was Exchange Rate. I like exchange rates. What’s all this mean? That I lost 50 bucks today.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
Live heat map of the S&P 500.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
Yesterday was 6 months. So grateful to my doctors, friends, and family. 💪
@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
A month ago, @NorthwesternMed quickly diagnosed me with a pulmonary embolism. I believe they saved my life. Last night was my first night out since and I was very grateful to attend Northwestern’s fundraiser for their new hospital in #LakeForest . #Health #GiveBack
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
Do I still need this? I do, right? Can I throw it away? I should hold onto it, right?
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
@nypost As we saw today, he doesn’t even have the power to find the door to his own house.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
#TBT My first margin call at age 2.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
If only we could short the CDC.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
2 years
It’s hard to parent the right way. To limit screens. To encourage outdoor play. To home cook healthy meals. To raise a healthy child. Then when you decide your healthy kid doesn’t need an experimental medicine that doesn’t prevent a cold, you are a bad parent. Ok. So be it.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
1 year
This guy took profits when I didn’t.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
"OMG Lexi, I love your new bag!" "Thanks. I got it with my short squeeze money!"
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
I love the new $GRUB feature which shows how many more minutes till you get the wrong delivery.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
Sometimes my Apple Watch is a real jackass.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
11 months
Mulch was $300 for 5 cubic yards but it was 5k to have someone spread it. Did it myself. Based on the savings, I can continue to buy a venti Pike from Starbucks for the next 1,175 days and still be on track to hit my retirement goals despite the advice from Suze Orman.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
Golf shoes.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
The purpose of this video is to settle a side bet that I regretfully made with ⁦ @landonswan ⁩ regarding Earnings Survivor.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
My husband is about to walk in the door after a hard week of work/travel to the most delicious Tombstone pizza he’s ever had in his life.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
1 year
Well, well, well...if it isn't a Vulcan commercial gas range in the White House.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
All the technicians saw this coming.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
1 year
I looked over and watched my soon voraciously heckling The Flyers and I thought to myself, “This is the greatest thing I have ever created.” Later when he asked the Bud Light guy how sales were, pride rolled down my cheek in the form of a tear.
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Heatmap of the NASDAQ:
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
I would have called this segment on CNBC “Let’s talc about it.” $JNJ
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
There are few things women love more then hearing the play by play of all 18 holes of your golf game.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
A month ago, @NorthwesternMed quickly diagnosed me with a pulmonary embolism. I believe they saved my life. Last night was my first night out since and I was very grateful to attend Northwestern’s fundraiser for their new hospital in #LakeForest . #Health #GiveBack
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
I am an innovator. This is me doing dishes.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
My peonies are f’ing perfect this year.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
Heat map of the S&P 500.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
1 year
Live look at the surveillance ballon recovery team at Surfside Beach.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
HANDBAG TARIFFS? You guys! This is getting serious!
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
Day 60. I polished the toaster.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
Futures update:
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
I had not seen my husband for most of the weekend so I went to check on him, assuming he was working. He wasn’t. #TheMasters
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
Hockey practice was cancelled today because it’s too cold to ice skate in Chicago. This kind of bullshit never happens in Canada.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
This group of fellas having their McDonald’s breakfast together in a parking lot brought a smile to my face. ❤️ #friendship
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
We are “Doritos for breakfast” days into this lockdown.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
“We make money by selling things. We’re no longer going to tell you how many of those things we’re selling.” $AAPL
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
People didn't follow Chamath into the trade. Chamath followed the people into the trade.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
So my son drew a picture of me tonight...
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
Regarding $SQ, weak guidance is just a part of Jack’s playbook. Like not eating on the weekends and taking ice baths.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
I remember the first time I met @caroljsroth . She concluded the discussion by asking me if there was anything she could do to help me professionally. No other woman had ever asked me that. I think we could all go further with a little more sisterhood. 👯‍♀️
@caroljsroth
Carol Roth
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So, a "feminist blog" wrote a nasty piece on my defense of chivalry, not surprisingly (I won't include a link because they don't deserve the clicks). The most striking thing is that the author referred to me as a "random lady". She was able to do enough research (aka Googling)...
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
2 years
I made this. I know you will all ask. Yes. I’m taken.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
Flying home to Chicago. I look forward to being reunited with my Peloton as my yield curves need flattening.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
I’m trading while bidding at an art auction. I call this sector rotation.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
2 years
Why are people in California so compliant? You guys are all so good looking and healthy. You are the last people on Earth that need masks. Why do you guys allow yourselves to be little bitches to Gavin Newsom?
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
Look at my delfuckingphiniams. LOOK AT THEM! They are gorgeous.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
4 years
Suze Orman is going to be so pleased that we finally started saving our Starbucks money.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
#PROTIP change your brokerage password so your spouse can’t see your losses today.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
2 years
Happy 4th of July from The Senator and I! 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
3 years
😂🤣😂
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
6 years
@JeffBezos Can’t we just look at our iPhones? 🤔
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
5 years
I’m rink side yelling stuff like “IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT, CANDY ASS?!?”
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
2 years
The Senator turned 10 today. So many of you have been my twitter friends since he was born on 7/24/12 at 4:15 EST on the day of $AAPL earnings. I remember like yesterday how difficult it was to be in labor while refreshing my phone because I had a hedge fund sized position on.
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@NicSherrod
Nicole Sherrod 📈
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You guys! I got the LEGO Millennial #Bitcoin trader set I asked for!
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