Jim Whitehouse..............................🇺🇦🌲
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"It's almost impossible to believe he exists in politics. It's as if we took everything that was ever bad about the UK, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it in an old sausage skin and then taught it to make noises with its face"
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How is it that the people of Scotland can see through the lies and ill intent of this govt, while we in England cannot - it frustrates the hell out of me!
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What happened to cause the collapse of the Labour Lords attendance for the Elections Bill tonight, that allowed this antidemocratic bill to pass? Were the Labour peers not whipped to vote against it? If not , why not?
This is hugely surprising and disappointing.
Needs explaining.
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Hearty congratulation to Paul Merton on becoming a dame.
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Is Sajid Javid trying to turn the UK into a biological weapon?
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New Trade ambassador to the Caribbean announced
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Get people like this out of politics.
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Biden didn't become president by persuading Trump supporters to change their minds - he won by getting people who didn't normally bother to vote to realise that unless they did, Trump (and all that he represents) would get in again.
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"So that's £3.5 million for a peerage and a raft of govt contracts, going once... going twice... sold to Russian looking guy at the back!"
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The perfect pictorial representation of the inequality caused by Tory austerity and Tory botched Brexit?
For me it's security tagged cheese.
I mean how far have we fallen as a society?
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Just popped into my local sewage treatment plant in Tring & the man said, “are you Jim Whitehouse from twitter? I love your feed. What you are doing is amazing.”
This sort of thing is happening a lot now. It’s both disturbing and frightening, as I look nothing like my profile pic
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"My main objective was to weaken the EU by making it smaller."
Not for any benefit to the UK?
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Johnson "My strategy is to litter my career with so many decoy mistakes that nobody knows which to attack"
This now seems to be govt policy.
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Keep and eagle eye out for and keep a mental note of which of them come out in support of the govt's sale of Channel 4.
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@grantshapps
Grant, you could remove their permission to land on UK soil Tomorrow with your Brexity freedoms - But I suppose that wouldn't suit your govt's financial backers.
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When you just don't want the night to end, go to the cooldown room at the BBC
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I'm getting a strong Reginald Perrin vibe.
(Age restricted joke)
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Worse magician ever, the act got worse as it went on, the children were crying by the end of the party - will not book again.
1/5 stars
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Damn, that reminds me, I've forgot to pick up that pressure cooker from Argos.
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Getting truer by the day!
Johnson "My strategy is to litter my career with so many decoy mistakes that nobody knows which to attack"
This now seems to be govt policy.
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If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie.
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It's very difficult to see how the UK can make any progress, while it allows those in charge to get away with not being honest.
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What's the difference between a disaster movie and This govt's extreme interpretation and implementation of Brexit?
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The idea that you can achieve herd immunity for a disease that you can't get herd immunity from.
(Brought to you by the same people that told you Brexit would be a good thing for ordinary working people)
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@Nigel_Farage
The irony of you lecturing about the dangers of division is not lost on many of us.
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Not been Tweeting much recently, been dealing with a brain tumour.
Hopefully will get this sorted and come back with a full brain.
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Worse magician ever, the act got worse as it went on, the children were crying by the end of the party and he ate all the cake! - Would not book again
Rating 1/10 (Worse than Toby Young!)
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I wonder why this govt does not mind if the arts die off?
Is it perhaps that music, art comedy etc are some of the few things that can cut through their endless divisive BS?
Through to our inner selves?
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@IanDunt
and I'm a pedant, the Overton sign should be further to the right to reflect the current political climate.🙂
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Normalisation of a repressive regime? Nothing about this govt is normal - think back a few years and compare the amount of the following to today's govt
Honesty
Openness
Integrity
Selflessness
Objectivity
Accountability
Leadership (as in leading by example)
All gone - all of it!
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The really dangerous British fascist... is the man who wants to do in the United Kingdom in an British way what Hitler did in Germany. The British fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information. With a fascist the problem
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Union Jack tie and face mask? - If Michael Fabricant comes into the house with a Union Jack wig - I'm shouting Bingo!
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@adampayne26
I have to say it is refreshing that a Conservative MP is willing to talk about the reality of where we find ourselves rather than stick his head in the sands of Johnson's division of the UK.
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@BorisJohnson
@JoeBiden
How does trading with countries 10 times further away than Europe square with your climate change ambitions?
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A cautionary tale about the importance of paying your Christmas card designers for the work they did last year - if you don't they may just make you look like a complete d#*k
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@pritipatel
Populist Patel
You've removed more freedoms from the people of the UK that from those outside it.
You are not good for the country
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We all, all of us, deserve and require better than this current ridiculous government executive.
Goodnight x
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Ken Clark speaks off the record (05/07/16) about Gove's far right views and his unsuitability to being in control.
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@johnredwood
Would it necessarily be a left wing alliance john?
Might it possibly be an emergency anti-extreme right alliance against what the Conservative party has now metamorphosed into?
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@Tony_Diver
45 Senior Army personnel wrote to Johnson over a month ago imploring him to start the process of flying out Afghanis who had helped the British such as interpreters.
They did nothing.
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@lucyallan
@montie
@OwenPaterson
@RhonddaBryant
That's unfair comment, there was no personal attack on Owen, he offered him his condolences on his loss and made the point that the time to change process is not when you don't like the outcome of a particular case in order to overturn it.
Full speech:
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Just have to say that I don't like being represented on the world stage by the intellectual equivalent of a blancmange.
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German MEP Theresa Reintke’s scathing attack on Boris Johnson: “ Boris Johnson has been lying to the people in the UK.” She urged him to return to the Brexit negotiations and "stop blaming others for your actions."
"These Lies have to stop - Truth has to be spoken"
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Professor Timothy Snyder explaining how the right in the USA and UK are using propaganda techniques taken from the Nazis to manipulate voters. I call this kleptofascism - fascist propaganda and political themes being used to maintain the power of the kleptocratic elite.
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"Why did you make up a quote" Johnson has no integrity as a Journalist or in public office.
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Bercow: "This is a govt that doesn't believe in accountability"
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@BorisJohnson
@CadburyUK
in January 2010 Kraft Foods finally bought the firm for £8.40 a share. A great British icon, an important brand in the history and evolution of British business, was no longer British at all.
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@lewis_goodall
If the British government doesn't honour its agreements, it doesn't adhere to treaties it signs, then the people of the UK need to ask themselves if they too are being lied to.
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Never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; familiar? It's Hitler
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“You cannot have freedom without a rule of law… And if you don’t have it, what you tend to get is corruption and that is death to freedom, it’s death to truth, it’s death to honour, it’s death to democracy.” Margaret Thatcher, 1 October 1996.
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The coke in Stoke is mainly in this bloke
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A nation can survive its fools and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and he carries his banners openly against the city.
But the traitor moves among those within the gates freely,
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Normalisation of a repressive regime? Nothing about this govt is normal - think back 1 year and compare the amount of the following to today
Honesty
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All gone - all of it!
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Hammer House of Horror
Presents:
"It Came From The East!"
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@tradegovuk
But more expensive than it is now, especially as we import it mostly from the EU
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Lady Hale: "parliament has three constitutional functions: to pass laws, vote on government funding and hold it to account."
Parliament must hold these ministers to account - If they have failed, they should go - If they have lied, they must go
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The moment the people of the UK first lost trust in Johnson's govt.
He tries to defend the actions of Dominic Cummings.
Showing that it is now one rule for them and another rule for us.
No ethics in their actions led to no trust from us.
To govern you need the trust of the people
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@BorisJohnson
Why not do as you promised and provide free work parking for all NHS staff? - that would make a huge difference.
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I reckon a lot more people would enter the Euro Millions lottery if they did a raffle for a EU passport
#JustSaying
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Doctors at Westminster Hospital A&E department bemused as man with manuscript inserted in his nether regions explains that he was trying to self publish when the incident occurred.
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@ThatTimWalker
I think he's trying to save time by doing 8 DNA paternity tests at the same time.
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@DPJHodges
Not grandstanding, pointing out that the PM has lied to the house repeatedly - It needs saying, because the PM refuses to correct the record.
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@MarcusRashford
@DailyMailUK
@MailSport
Just ignore it Marcus, these newspapers have their own agenda in backing the govt and trying to smear anyone who makes them look bad.
We know the truth, you are a genuine guy who wants to help where this govt does not.
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The Golden Fabridoodle
Loyal to the bitter end.
A former minister who had been plotting against
#Boris
for some time now suddenly blames her sacking on
#Islamophobia
when (a) there are many excellent Muslim ministers in the Government and (b) she was nice but unimaginative and mediocre.
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The traitor is the plague. — Marcus Tullius Cicero, from a speech given to the Roman Senate, recorded in approximately 42 B.C. by Sallust.
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Nothing about this govt is normal
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Professor Timothy Snyder explaining how the right in the USA and UK are using propaganda techniques taken from the Nazis to manipulate voters. I call this kleptofascism - fascist propaganda and political themes being used to maintain the power of the kleptocratic elite.
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They have manufactured division through SM and MSM on single issues - we need to drop all hostility to each other other and see the true problem at the top of this govt - it is not all Conservative MPs - it is just the very top cabal that have hijacked the Conservative party.
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Concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong, and if you haven't got an enemy - then make one up.
Never allow the public to cool off.
Never admit a fault or wrong.
Never leave room for alternatives.
Never accept blame.
Familiar? - it's Hitler
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@BorisJohnson
I say, would you mind awfully stopping lying and wrecking the future of the UK? It's frightfully annoying.
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It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
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We let them in while we were arguing amongst ourselves.
We all need to unite against this foreign backed threat from within.
Unity against those that seek to destroy our country.
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If Johnson's appointment of Nadine Dorries as Culture Secretary was an deliberate attempt to wind me up, well it worked very well.
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Johnson gave this herd immunity speech 3rd February 2020, then went on holiday for two weeks and has delivered the highest Coronavirus death rate in Europe.
Such bad judgement on this, why is he still in charge of the country's future?
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Going to bed furious again at how this govt is trying to turn the UK into some perverse distortion of everything I love and consider good about it. They must be stopped from succeeding in their endeavours. We have to outsmart them somehow and turn the tide.
Goodnight.
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Still waiting to hear back from BBC about my pitch for a show "Brexit Benefit Hunt" Contestants direct Liz Truss around the country in a helicopter trying to locate the Brexit benefits that the naughty EU have hidden.
(Big series prize if they find one)
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Many of the senior ministers in this current UK cabinet share qualities that you should be urgently alarmed by. These qualities have been seen before - a country lost its democracy through them. Too late its people realised what was going on.
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