New California Neighbor!
@NewCaliNeighbor
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Hi, I'm you're new neighbor from California! My cosmopolitan life was getting too hectic so I thought I'd try something more quaint, and your rustic town SPOKE to me. I'm so excited to be part of OUR community!.
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@GodotIsW8ing4U @kenshirotism Some random body that the KGB grabbed to avoid getting purged lol.
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@fed_speak @rcbenker 1911 made by the Singer sewing machine company, before they were retasked with building bomber sight systems.
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@baltic_dan It's a real shock to learn the Austro-Hungarians were the good guys, the British and French the real villains, and the Americans just immoral mercenaries securing bank loan repayment at the expense of civilization.
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@CameronCorduroy You forget the part of the story where he's getting deported FROM PRISON because he got drunk and SHOT UP A CROWD, IN THE US?. Here's an appropriate sized violin to play a sad song for his story 🎻.
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@RyderSelmi The Watergate burglars were federal agents, presumably doing it solely to set up Nixon on their bosses' orders.
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@MrAndyNgo @nayibbukele Worth noting that Garcia has no tattoos mentioned in the 2019 police report, even though it mentions tattoos on the other guys and is extensive in listing observations. That means he likely got his MS13 tattoo since then. Gang tattoos aren't something members get on their own;.
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@extradeadjcb This is an even funnier scene since so far as the plot goes, the character who charitably sold them to the land for no reason at like 1:1millionth of the value is married to an Indian girl, and has a half Indian son in their tribe who's grandparent's graves they are defiling.
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@FreedomBro1 @memeticsisyphus "I'm sorry your family died from scratching infected ant bites, but we thought it was interesting you don't know what clothes were in the year 2025.".
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@bumbadum14 There needs to be a 100% tariff on India and 100% tax on remittances there until this stops. However bad you think Indian scammers are, they are worse.
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@witte_sergei "Saddam's choice of a full Mannlicher stock may be controversial among target shooters, but they lose sight that he's impeccably pairing a classic rifle with a classic three piece suit. He isn't trying to hit anything, yet he's right on target nonetheless!"
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@realmattforney Something like 75% of child molesters in the California court system need a Spanish language interpreter for their hearings. Many such cases, as they say.
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@butt_watermelon Now, reboot incoming like a bug meteor, it will be the studio casting director's turn to make the right choice. The only choice.
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@teslaownersSV Something to note for Cali Tesla owners: California has a specific law criminalizing drawing swastikas and other similar marks on someone's private property "for the purpose of terrorizing", or making them "fear for personal safety". CA PC 11411 can be charged as a felony with.
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@tulpapilled I supported the empire because the first thing the game does is establish they execute border jumpers.
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@realmattforney This was Zelensky's opening gambit in Ukraine, when the Russians were trying to avoid civilian casualties still.
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@EvanLSolomon Canada has allowed its demographics to shift so hard that it's a security issue for the United States. We can't have a 50-60% 1st/2nd gen Chinese/Indian state to our north and remain any kind of allies. Either Canada corrects itself fast or we go our separate ways.
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@Babygravy9 This picture truly captures the least optimistic views on today's Europe perfectly. The lady cop not acting. The murderous Muslim gleefully celebrating. The indifferent passerby. The forgotten dead, out of view. It's like an allegorical painting.
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl She's already a SEAL: a sexy educated affluent lioness! The navy can't take that away! . (I gagged typing this).
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@Babygravy9 Guys you know you can just buy the human version (probably high end dog food quality meat but 50gr protein a can, just mix it into macaroni and cheese)
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@bog_beef The machines separated out all the silver coins too, one of the reasons you more or less never find a silver dime or quarter anymore.
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@SocialNomadRach My bro no-shit met a girl mastering in "Marxist archeology" once. She literally couldn't explain what that meant "because it's a brand new field". He called over his low class coworkers and demanded that she reexplain it to them as they all cracked up laughing about it.
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@GranTorinoDSA Remember the good old days when we thought Nigeria was the internet scam country?.
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@TheWorthyHouse Don't worry, soon Mel Gibson's great siege of Malta miniseries will give us the film this movie promised.
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@ianzelbo @PrixSarkar420 MS shopping is pretty legit, it auto adds in every coupon it can find and you occasionally get a few % cashback from MS. Same with Bing search, MS pays you like $30 in Amazon etc gift cards to use it. Most of the alternatives creep on your data too, without paying you for it.
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@Kurt_Steiner Love the WWI A7V making an appearance haha. There is one left in the world, in display in the city museum in Brisbane, Australia.
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@JackPosobiec Worth noting that Garcia has no tattoos mentioned in the 2019 police report, even though it mentions tattoos on the other guys and is extensive in listing observations. That means he likely got his MS13 tattoo since then. Gang tattoos aren't something members get on their own;.
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@realmattforney Never forget that America was almost destroyed by communism because the sexy robot girl from that star trek spinoff had a rough sex life.
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@gregjstoker Guys it gets much worse:. 45+47=92. 92x14 (flags) = 1288. 1288 divided by two (terms) = 12 (disciples, or CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM), and 88 (heil Hit1er, obviously). Hit1er divided into 6 (the mid point between (4)5 and (4)7), clearly has T(rump) as the 3rd letter, for a 3RD TERM!.
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@SaraFrazetta I love but also laugh at the Frazetta version of this scene, where it seems clear that all the Riders of Rohan saw through Eowyn's disguise but played along to keep the tits and ass show going on the long ride to Gondor.
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@SpiritofPines 50's detective larp carry (rare Cali lawsuit win made old school saps legal again)
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@philvischer There are eight billion people on the planet, and around 6.5 billion of them would like to come live in the United States. How many of them do you want us to take?.
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@SeedOilDsrspctr "Sorry, you can't deport that one. He did too many crimes in his home country and he'll go to jail if we send him there.".
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@DocStrangelove2 "We're getting modular Sig pistols!" . Perfect, some of my Soldiers want a smaller sidearm. P365? Light weight and it's also an ideal CCW for the handful of Army jobs that need that! . "No, the big COMBAT sized one, the 320!". Oh, ok. well at least we can pop it into a.
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@EndWokeness Let's rundown the evidence of Garcia's gang membership, feel free to copy to the random libs crying about his innocence to save yourself some time in answering their dumb arguments:. -in 2019 Garcia was detained loitering with two senior MS13 gang members, one of whom was a.
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@CityBureaucrat So. is Elon gonna fund the kid's legal bills for being fired over Twitter posts?.
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@Babygravy9 I never understand how people are on the news after this stuff. Last thing I would want to be doing.
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@memeticsisyphus Once heard a women claim "I don't remember what happened, but my friend pointed out that we were talking to those ugly guys at the bar, and it makes sense that one of them roofied me and probably tried something, and I had to escape. and that's why I got arrested for DUI!".
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@literally_chad This was one of the most bizarrely petty fake news stories about Trump, CNN or whoever edited their own clip short to make up the overfeeding story.
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@Oilfield_Rando Due proccess is when a leftist judge says an illegal can't be deported because he molested too many children in his home town and so he must live in yours. A constitutional crisis is when the government does any possible thing to keep him off your playground.
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@ChristianHeiens One of the big eyes open moments from Trump's 1st term was him winning and realizing the Republicans never had a plan to repeal Obamacare, or even an outline of a plan, despite it being their single biggest issue for 5-6 years.
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@Malinowski Spending $45 million dollars of Americans' money to maybe get college degrees to 135 Burmese will have less than zero positive impact on the problems of Burma, population 54 million. Pay for their college yourself if it matters so much to you.
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@ShitpostGate Imagine every rural mountain Californian taking out decades of frustration with Cali communism on an actually Chinese communist army trying to get through the Sierras.
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@ElectionWiz Deportations need one law passed to kick it into high gear: mandate every county jail in the country hold every booked illegal indefinitely for ICE. Criminalize releasing them, and throw money at them for cost. You'll suddenly have every single cop in America deputized to ICE,.
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@CityBureaucrat Indian guy editing out the "because that would be retarded" line from the Sam Hyde video, and reporting the clip with the caption "American professor from expensive US university school confirms Indian superiority and sexualiness! 2025 year of India!".
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@Steve_Sailer This was claimed to be AI generated a year or two ago, and became something of a popular meme:
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@Maarblek Have you considered that all your struggles are for nothing, and you should consider giving up and dying to make way for progress? Popular "conservative" TV program invites you to consider it!.
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@DagoSupremacy Even if you're the biggest Ukraine shill in the world, how the fuck can't Zelensky swallow his pride, throw a suit on, and deal with Trump not liking him for two hours. Absolutely shameful, and the only thing left for Zelensky to do is resign before he's forced out by events on.
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@DQuilici1 @HardRCafe Is he also responsible for the term "business as usual", because all this is just standard African savagery he had little or nothing to do with.
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@TheWorthyHouse Yes! Producing, directing, and I hope staring in, since old Mel even looks like the Hospitaller Grand Master. A few hundred knights and few thousand fishermen militia defending Europe from upwards of a 100,000 jannisaries and pirates. Knights in full plate, armed with guns. It's.
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@CityBureaucrat A funny and believeable story about an upsetting and serious matter (20k Haitians sent to a town that could be yours) has the left arguing we have a moral duty to import every Haitian in Haiti, two months before an election. It's beautiful.
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@SigO26BVelma The WWII guys are about to drop into one of histories biggest invasions, lived within memory of the Indian Wars and grew up on cowboy stories, and wanted to look scary. Every modern take of this reeks of "I'm a special snowflake". It's why alarm bells ringing across the board.
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@Kitler512 "You all voted for a colorful out of town 26 year old leftist for mayor to show Trump you're better than he is, now 20% of all new construction must be high density section 8. How did this happen you ask? You were never consulted you say?".
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@ShaawalYah111 @VDAREJamesK Code switching (originally cood swahtchen) has always been a DUTCH term, dating to the fall of New Amsterdam and the need to avoid anti-British and Iroquois implicit and explicit biases in daily life.
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@Deestale22 @eyeslasho "The slippery slope is a logical fallacy" is a line invented by people who want you to ignore that our system is designed for political change to most often happen that way.
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@OrwellNGoode Oh my gosh, this almost makes me want to move back!. My neighbor here had a polluting nose box when he was doing some kind of home repair work. I asked him why he didn't replace it with a tesla battery converted into a home power unit and he just gave me this ignorant stare 🙄.
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@JakeMambo @realMaalouf European Christians trying to save near eastern Christians from annihilation at the hands of invading Muslims who had already conquered most of the Holy Lands and large parts of Europe?.
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@_Reaganite_ @DeptofDefense The Imperial Japanese had incredibly good soldiers, which only increases the glory of our troops who defeated them. We've been allies for longer than most people have been alive. It's ok to say something nice about your friend's family.
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@0xAlaric 100%. His story is the single greatest adventure in human history, and one that can't ever be truly repeated again unless we colonized space. He traveled to a totally undiscovered continent and defeated history's most evil empire while outnumbered 30,000+:1. Absolute heroic.
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@Julio_Rosas11 This case is crazy because there is a very good possibility that Hermosillo lived his entire life in Mexico and genuinely had no idea he was a US "citizen". The firesale pricing on US citizenship is an absolute disaster that must be fixed.
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@realmattforney If the deaf were known as hardcore Trump supporters, broadcasting a speech with an annoying sign language interpreter would be a felony.
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@GraduatedBen Buy new car, in part because "it gets pretty good mpg for a small 4x4". Don't get that mpg, find out mpg testing is with pure gasoline, only corn gas is available near me, and it gives bad mpg.
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@GranTorinoDSA Teaching the school kids about Roy Cohn for pride month and getting kicked out of the parent teacher guest speaker group.
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@reddit_lies Hello fellow Maga Trump supporters, I been git to thinkin that maybe that Kamala lady wasn't so bad after all. I think we can all agree that with her steady leadership, that darn plane crash wouldn't never have happened. And darn it all if eggs aren't still pricey as a new horse,.
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@pnshdvermonster You just use it to playfully slice the strap off her negligee as she fumes about the sword you bought, before carrying her off to the bedroom for night of passionate, dashing love. She'll never doubt swords again. Source: I have a lot of swords.
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@SecDef @POTUS For the angry folks in the comments:. Biden was forcing 18 year old girls to room and shower with hulking deranged transvestites and punishing them if they felt uncomfortable about it. This was official Army policy under Biden. No wonder recruiting crashed for his four years!.
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@fentasyl Met a retired engineer who had done this on steroids and built himself a 200k gallon reservoir with a concrete bunker pump station and enough fire hose to get anywhere important on his or his neighbors properties. He stayed put during a major, weeks long Cali mountain fire and.
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@bgetsbetter @ScottMGreer Trump's ATF defacto legalized short barreled rifles and sawed off shotguns, and his judges gave us nation wide CCW.
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@FenixAmmunition You had me at "imagine if Jane Fonda had been shoved out of a helicopter over Hanoi" 🥰.
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@MarmotRespecter Like 75% of child sex crime suspects in the California justice system require a Spanish interpreter for court.
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@AndrewQuackson If local jails were required to hold illegals indefinitely for deportation we'd clear out the worst million before the end of the summer.
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@mstaschinger @nayibbukele Their own counties refuse to take them back, and America doesn't want these violent illegals, so they need to go somewhere. Learning basic life skills in El Salvadoran prison it is. Maybe their compatriots will take note and go jump back over the border before they join them.
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@Howlingmutant0 Sir I am indeed tech support for your xdotcom account sir you need to be reseting your password with this link, the IRS will issue a warrant if you do not!.
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@DQuilici1 @HardRCafe Yell at a bunch of tribal Congolese slavemasters who've been dead for a hundred years. The west managing Africa is an inherently good thing, and needs to make a comeback. It's the only hope of our favorite African animals, which are worth much more than inept pretend countries.
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@ImmortalKekulis @LokiJulianus If that really happened there would be at least one movie about it.
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@0x49fa98 Lynch's costumes: the Atriedes look like 19th century Hapsburgs, vs the atomic era radiation suits of the Sadukar and industrial tyranny of the harkonnen. A subtle nod their time has come to be swept away by uncontrolled events of history. New dune: dirt bike gear, bathrobes.
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@Kurt_Steiner Abandoned in 1918 during a battle, and Aussie engineers recovered it in the middle of the night for intel and a cool war trophy. The museum sells a great book about the development and battlefield history of the A7V, and the tank itself is cool as hell to see.
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@ReichlinMelnick Factor in every junky who dies living under a bridge of addiction induced health problems, every person murdered by drug gangs or crushed by a high driver nodding off, and every family member who kills themself in despair after seeing their loved ones die, you fucking hack.
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@LittleMissFlint @ThisIsKyleR You idiots realize the entire Rittenhouse incident in on video, and you can just watch it in around 90 seconds to find out why he was rightly found not guilty at a trial that never should have even happened?.
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