New California Neighbor!
@NewCaliNeighbor
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Hi, I'm you're new neighbor from California! My cosmopolitan life was getting too hectic so I thought I'd try something more quaint, and your rustic town SPOKE to me. I'm so excited to be part of OUR community!
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Can't risk bicyclists upsetting the local bird or homeless populations. This is just smart, ecologically sound planning.
It's not only California transit projects that go off the rails. The project to add 8 miles to the LA River Bike Trail is expected to cost $1 billion and is not expected to be completed in time for the 2028 Olympics. A real failure to execute.
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Some good news from the DoJ that I haven't seen discussed much: the FBI (I'm guessing working with local or state cops) just arrested 10 criminals from that LA overpass riot last June. This is the riot when the Highway Patrol cops got stuck under an overpass, pelted with rocks,
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Law enforcement has arrested a total of 10 defendants federally charged in three criminal complaints with engaging in violence and civil disorder against law enforcement officers and property during...
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Lmao thanks Microsoft start screen, I needed that pick me up today
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Trump's version of Reagan's amnesty mistake was listening to Faucci about how to handle coronavirus. That emboldened the left to beta-test new tyrannies and permanently shift the country to "safe and secure" mail in ballots and a month long "election" harvesting season.
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Reagan has become a kind of shiboleth you can use to identify how old someone is on the right. 40ish, you still probably like Reagan, even if you accept his flaws. 50+, he's still the greatest Republican of the 20th century. 35 and under, he's maybe the worst American president
I dislike when people disparage Reagan for the sake of arguing against the Old Guard, he was a man for the moment. The world needed to know Communism was fake and gay. We know now. That moment’s politics are not needed now, we need new politics for new moments. It’s motion
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"ILLEGALS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be ILLEGALS anywhere." The cold wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE ILLEGALS" he thought. YMCA reverbated his entire luxury supercar, making it pulsate even as the $9 worth
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@Auri01927202 A lot of foreigners are still upset after Games Workshop revealed Trump is canonically the Emperor of Mankind with that big parade they held.
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Do not worry, Dixie. Millions of Californians are still coming, we will save your towns from the hordes of New York.
My heart goes out to Southern states about to get hit hard with a significant outflow of New York City residents. I watched it destroy California overnight in 1996.
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@JayFivekiller I can't believe the democrats won mayor of NYC city. It's over for Trump now.
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I’m shook. My neighbor told me he was afraid of going to vote today because he was worried he’d be abducted by ICE. He has been in this country for 20 years and has voted in past elections, but the way Trump is treating the undocumented is chilling their electoral participation.
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The funniest karmaic part of this obviously sketchy ballot that NY old timers may remember, is that during Cuomo's first race for Governor he insisted the only debate include like 5-6 absurd 3rd party candidates who polled like 0.005%, so the reasonably good Republican barely got
A friend posted his actual NYC ballot. Zohran appears twice, Sliwa twice, and Eric Adams is still on the ballot despite dropping out. By sheer coincidence, all 4 anomalies hurt Cuomo -- and therefore help Zohran.
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On the other hand, it's pretty funny to see Cuomo on his "disgraced and powerless Saruman tries to take over the Shire" late game Lord of the Rings story arc.
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It hurts to counter-signal progress, but sometimes we need to be realists when it counts: Californians, if we don't want to compete with the upper half of NYers fleeing NYC for charming houses in easily overwhelmed red towns we can remake in our image, Mamdani needs to lose.
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YES! This is the way to do it! We Texasers don't want NYers in OUR state!
After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.
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@Crime_Penguin Coppola's Dracula is such an awesome and underrated film full of top notch scenes. Greatest Dracula movie ever made.
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"Capitalism is starving us!" -The fattest communist I've ever seen
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@sweep_n_clear @walterkirn Bozeman is our new California provincial capitol after we learned of Montana from our favorite show Yellowstone. And unlike the worthless Dutton family, we WON'T be returning the land to the locals.
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@vrgldh Why don't you want to raise your family of 5 in a two bedroom in this beautiful building? Is it because of GREED?
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