Ian Adams
@NetEng_Ian
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Sr Network Engineer, InfoSec, SysAdmin, EMT, Chimney Sweep. #BLM. Tech is for EVERYONE. (he, him, his)
Pasadena, CA
Joined March 2012
Just doing a PCAP with Wireshark... 🦈 (We're gonna need a bigger switch.)
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True story from tomorrow: Me: *walking into work holding my wrist in pain* Coworker: How'd you hurt your hand?? Me: I tried to play Punk Rock Girl on the guitar... Coworker: ... Me: It has really fast chord changes! Coworker: *walks away shaking head* https://t.co/TWYorThy65
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I was deeply shocked and saddened this morning to learn that Dick Cheney wasn't already dead.
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Meh. What good is a trophy if you can't eat cereal out of it? 🏒
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My @artofneteng screaming goat has stopped screaming. I don't know if this is a very good sign or a very bad sign...
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The Venture Bros is one giant joke that I both love and don't fully understand.
I hate gay Halloween. what do you mean you’re not Jackie-O? who the fuck is Dr Girlfriend
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Ms Klum owes @medus4_cdc one hell of an apology. 😠
Dear Heidi Klum- My culture is NOT your costume. Thanks
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Missing a bunch of friends and really hoping to see some folks in person next summer - so I'm registered for @CiscoLive way early. And I'm gonna do everything I can to get back to #DEFCON... Assuming it's not canceled again.
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More annoying? The number of people who said "chai tea" before seeing the last Spiderman movie, or the number who smugly tell you that "chai" means "tea" after seeing the latest Spiderman movie? 🤔
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The shit-posting troll-bot who's account dates back all the way to last month is flattered by my AI and Photoshop skills! #LifeGoals
I pulled the Cisco is shit card and they're getting AI tats in my honor. I'm flattered really.
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Wow... after a week of troubleshooting a microwave link, I ended up having to run OSPF over a GRE tunnel between two routers directly connected over the microwave. MW manufc tech support swears up and down their equipment isn't the problem. Whatever. It works for now. SMDH
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Business idea: You know how you can get a framed newspaper from the day you were born? I should sell framed RFCs from around the month people were born. IE: RCF 755, May 1979 - ASSIGNED LINK NUMBERS
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So, I'm thinking of starting my own CCNP Security bootcamp. Who's in?
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16 vCPU, 32GB memory, 600GB - 2.4TB storage... I've started referring to my ISE VMs as "Chonky Bois". As such, here's an actual photo of @kmcnam1 installing a new MnT node:
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And who could forget Nickelodeon's classic network engineering game show for kids? (Look, I think these are funny, so I'm just gonna keep posting them. Anyone who follows me knows my twitter profile is where humor goes to die)
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Then, of course, there was the classic 2015 "Twenty One"-style reboot, starting @TracketPacer.
I, like most network engineers of my generation, got into the industry after growing up watching "Track That Packet!". (Weekdays at 10:30am, between "Card Sharks" and "Win, Lose, or Draw!", on NBC.)
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I, like most network engineers of my generation, got into the industry after growing up watching "Track That Packet!". (Weekdays at 10:30am, between "Card Sharks" and "Win, Lose, or Draw!", on NBC.)
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