Honest Abe traveling miles to return two pennies was overkill.

People do not understand what run-on sentences are. “Joe died I cried.” That’s a run-on sentence. 4 words. “Run-on” doesn’t mean “long.” It means “contains two independent clauses without a conjunction and/or proper punctuation.”.

RT @SpencerKlavan: Me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it

RT @AeonSynchro: @ShmuelbenAvrah2 Trump isn’t white, and he created MAGA….

RT @NewReaganCaucus: More Rubio, less Vance.

RT @OilBar0n: Common Bernie L

CANADA!!!

Get ready for a lot of groyper posts about how the jooos are controlling Marvel.

RT @NeoconMemer: @DiabolicalSpuds Ball lightning is fake.

Thinking of becoming a dispensationalist to troll the woke right.

Never forget that the Democratic-Republicans took President Henry Knox from you.

Deltarune turning Toriel into a depressed wine mom makes it crypto-conservative.

Growing up is realizing that Out of the Silent Planet is actually an amazing novel and your 8th-grade self just didn’t get it the first time.

RT @PastorMcKinley: @NICE_Newsroom The waterfall is sublime.

NEVER gonna call you for this code. NEVER gonna text you for this code. DO NOT share this code.With anybody.

My response to the Candace/Macron fight

Not enough people are talking about the still-unsolved question of why Kris is living as a human in a town full of monsters.

The existence of Poggle the Lesser implies the existence of Poggle the Greater.

So, have we MAHA’ed yet?.

Imperialism, for all its evils, DID succeed more often than not in civilizing previously barbarous lands. This includes that one time the Yankees imperialized Dixie.