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@NeatMike

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I am not a Youtuber don't call me one. neatmikegaming @gmail .com

Eau Claire, WI
Joined November 2017
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@NeatMike
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2 years
NeatMike Has Died
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@NeatMike
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5 years
I AM UNSUSPENDED
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@NeatMike
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6 years
I am officially out of retirement. YouTube needs help, and I've prepared videos to save it. Get ready, the first one goes up soon. Watch the first ever trailer for a YouTuber's return. 👌
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@NeatMike
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6 years
I'M BACK BABY.
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@NeatMike
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6 years
if you've been with me awhile, lmk. I'm gonna follow a bunch of you cause you are truly my family
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5 years
@MrBeastYT I'm so down but I'm gonna bring a lightsaber instead of an airsoft gun. I am a Jedi and will use the force to get that victory royale
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@NeatMike
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6 years
Thanks for the welcome back I didn't deserve today, some people might not understand you guys but I do and I love you with all my penis. Now, what do you wanna see me upload next?
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@NeatMike
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2 years
I probably won't upload for awhile, we had a family emergency and I have been in the ICU for days with my girlfriend's father who suffered a life threatening stroke. You guys have been extremely loving and caring towards us. I'll never forget your support❤️
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@NeatMike
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6 years
Here are some posters you can print off and hang in your bedroom. Which person do you want me to fight the most from my newest video?
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@NeatMike
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6 years
Video is ready to go. The real question is who TF is even up right now???
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@NeatMike
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6 years
Eminem's new album is so bad I wouldn't be surprised if news came out that EA actually produced it
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@NeatMike
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6 years
Imma fuck around and vlog a funeral lol
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@NeatMike
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1 year
I fuckin love Christmas nothing can ever ruin it Merry Christmas everyone I love you all 😊😘
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@NeatMike
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3 months
get mogged beta bitches
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@NeatMike
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6 years
when you're the biggest Rocket League YouTuber and they refer to you as JONAS lmfao
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@jonsandmantv Hey Jonas, sorry to hear that. Which platform are you playing on?
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@Sizz Ive awoken
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4 months
Seems like everyone's reaction to my video is "HOLY SHIT BRO" but I promise if you saw the stuff I couldn't put in the video you'd be shocked.... Evil evil evil people
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6 years
My old Twitter got banned for "violent tweets" yet all of these accounts are still up and no tweets have been removed. This guy is still verified... Twitter is disgustingly biased when it comes to censoring content
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@NeatMike
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6 years
All of YouTube: "wow scumbag Logan Paul will exploit anything for views" Also YouTube:
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@NeatMike
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2 years
always a pleasure to lose with you @Jonsandman lmao
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4 months
bunch of people told me not to upload this but whatever
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@NeatMike
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5 years
@Sizz I've been beating the shit outta my dick for 3 days now non stop, sitting at around 35 nuts. Time for church though so I can actually ask Jesus what is wrong with me
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6 years
Dr. Disrespect just cheated on his wife and people are surprised...smh the guy literally calls himself the "TWO TIME"
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6 years
demonetized ayyyyyy thank god i'm not in it for the money
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@NeatMike
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2 years
i legit just posted this pic in my newest video im sorry lmao
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@NeatMike
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6 years
YT is flagging my vid as inappropriate... gonna upload tomorrow morning NOON U.S. CENTRAL TIME. here's a clip tho, u still ain't ready 🙏
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@YouTube Jeez surprised you didn't decide to demonitize videos based on the color of our hair to combat this
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4 months
I asked the DA to a boxing match to settle this... No response yet
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@NeatMike
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6 years
Imagine Buzzfeed posting "37 things the Jews ruined in 2017." Lmao who reads this stuff...
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37 things white people ruined in 2017
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@JonsandmanTv Epic Games are a bunch of greedy whores would be my guess
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@NeatMike
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6 years
NEW VID: Fortnite YouTubers Suck (i'll be out here loving comments all day)
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@Rizzo_TV @SizzDoe been busy watching pornhub
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@NeatMike
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@Jonsandman Go to McDonald's app and use the buy 1 get 1 free mcdouble deal. Go to the store and pick them up, go back in and say "haha there was only one in there" and they'll give you a 3rd for free. Then find the smallest person in their and take their burger for "inspection" 96g for $3
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I've recorded two FIRE 🔥🔥 videos including one with @SizzDoe and BOTH times my microphone gets crackly and is unbearable 😂😂 i'm gonna kms in the suicide forest i swear to god @LoganPaul hit me up
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@YouTube This is why I quit uploading...god this platform sucks
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@cheataah Does season 3 grand champ count
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6 years
I just ran into Santa's fatass at a 7/11 fuelin up the sleigh n shit...if anyone wants me to pass on their Christmas list to him tweet me what you want. He says whatever you asked for will show up tomorrow morning 🎄 🎁
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@Rizzo_TV @JonsandmanTv Grand champ vs noob but they make out
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6 years
Vote for my new years resolution below. I will 100% obey it. No matter what it is.
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@MrWoofless @Ninja Maybe the raptors should get better at fortnite
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@Jonsandman @Athena me just trying to eat my fuckin dinner when a bunch of rocket leaguers come in
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6 years
@YouTube Wow we are so fucked
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6 years
if ya'll need a note to get outta class to watch lmk I gotchu
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@PhantomACE Here's the weather where I live. Don't take outside for granted man I can't go outside without dying rn
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Heres proof for you non believers
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NEW VID: Fighting YouTubers that I Hate... (KSI and Logan Paul don't want you to see this...)
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@LemonLimeYT @CapnMustache We are coming back, don't worry YouTube is trash without us
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6 years
@Rizzo_TV "4 hour video" hell yea that should take a month to render which works perfect for my channel
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@JohnnyBoi_i @kairos_fps Haha true, I'd say the same about your vids but I don't watch them ;)
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@KEEMSTAR @jakepaul Lol omg who the fuck cares
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@Macesen69 God showed up to my Twitter prison, ripped open the bars with his bare hands and said "smooth shifting brother"
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@RocketLeague Lol I love you guys I can never leave you
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@PhantomACE_ Yea promised my mom I wouldn't upload until 400k cause 300k is for plebs
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@FortniteGame Man if only Rocket League gave out goodies for server issues I'd be rich
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@anomalyxd i made a tutorial
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@JonsandmanTv Thinking back on F2 like..
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@MrWoofless I hate political correctness man I really do
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@OfficalMager listen here you little sh... I mean "ha ha yes how bout that feminism huh?"
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@KEEMSTAR @TeamYouTube @RobGavagan Fucking insane. The problem is there probably are some idiots out there offended by a last name these days, YouTube just doesn't have the backbone to ignore them
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"we have mr beast at home"
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@FreeMemesKids wtf I wanna be a teacher now
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@JonsandmanTv @pewdiepie AHAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD
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Holy shit @pewdiepie video is 20/10 tho 😂😂
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@JonsandmanTv Bro is that hogwarts
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6 years
@MrWoofless simple just put ali-a in thumbnail and boom REVIVED CHANNEL
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@MrBeastYT Yeah you can look at mine but basically multiply my views by 0 and that's pretty much my ad rev
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@CapnMustache I liked this tweet dude can you believe it
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@SunlessKhan dude you're rocket league content is 👌🔥 and that's coming from the former KING
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@MrWoofless finishing up editing on this part rn
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@scrowder Vox is guiding YouTube to a cliff and YouTube is asking if they should jump. How can a company this big be so unaware they are being manipulated?
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@MrWoofless Still pulling more likes than MiNecRaFt yOutUbErS
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Wtf pewds why did u delete it
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@JonsandmanTv INSANE DUDE I'M JEALOUS!!!!
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@Sizz Yeah man idk cause I was scoring goals all night but you couldn't keep up as my partner 😤
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@JonsandmanTv let me know whos ruining your day i'll kill them Jon i swear
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@Turtle_Isaac Lets make a vid
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@RiceGum i told my aunties to subscribe to u ur welcome
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@TroyBakerVA THERE👏IS👏NO👏REASON👏TO👏OWN👏A👏PORSCHE👏CARRERA👏GT (it goes WAY over the speed limit and is dangerous to my children that just want to drive on the road in my Prius.)
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SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME. i have a piece of HECK focusrite mixer and I'm literally gonna shoot it with an assault rifle. tell me what mixer I should buy that is RELIABLE
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@SizzDoe Youtube is dead I've been uploading on
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@SusanWojcicki The worst part about youtube now is everyone is "guilty until proven innocent." Have a manual check for channels, I don't care if it takes a month. Approve channels to be automatically monetized and if flagged for demonitization-review and THEN decide to take away revenue. Easy
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@KEEMSTAR you know there are "scarier" weapons than an AR15 right? Boy I wish you knew anything about guns Keem
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@JonsandmanTv So fucking dope
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@PhantomACE_ Lol! "NeatMike vs His Upload Schedule"
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@asmrDarling Mine call me daddy
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@SizzDoe Got my middle finger on the trigger and with my little finger to you niggas I swear it's fuck all y'all niggas... except my niggas OWW~! [Chorus - Rich Homie Quan (Wayne & Rich Homie)] I said that I'm a ride for my motherfuckin' nigga (Tunechi!)
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if u want a personal apology snap video me and i'll respond
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@MrBeastYT 4,000,000 bees
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@BradleyMartyn "I don't need pickup lines cause they don't work on corpses" - filthy frank
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@jacksfilms Closed pornhub to like this tweet!
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