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And above all things, I wish we have a pain-free year where our laugh is genuine & our smile sincere.
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South Africans are definitely crying in the light. Tears bright like a diamond.
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No matter how much you love someone, if you don't love them in their love language, they might never feel loved.
Appreciate your gestures, YES. But they'll see it as you simply being KIND and not LOVING them.
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Honestly, I feel like this generation doesn't let their partner have time to socialize outside the relationships. The world does not revolve around you. Allow your loved ones meet new people.
He can go on dates, he should just make sure he does not come back.
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Thinking that your boyfriend’s male friends are your friends.
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– Losing your partner to de
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while you guys are still young.
– Getting married to a partner who's in love with someone else.
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You have no privacy to process sadness.
You'll be struggling with mental health but someone’s mad you didn't turn semo.
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I feel like people who eat this & runny eggs are under extreme peer pressure.
I hope you free your mind. Jesus loves you.
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Let me not lie, one of the reasons I don't want to die is because of food.
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There's no chore worse than washing clothes in this life.
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Once I feel like I can't sleep, I create beautiful scenarios in my head & the next time I open my eyes, it's 5 am.
Delulu = Solulu fr fr
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I can never marry an actor in my life.
If I see my spouse like this with another woman in a movie, I will die in my sleep.
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Delete the obsession you have for closure. You don't need it.
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If we're keeping it a buck, the majority of us knew Davido, Wizkid & Olamide while growing up. Every other person is a new cat. Tears cannot solve it.
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Just to add, If it comes as a thought (which is almost inevitable) reject it loudly with your mouth. No gree for negativity this year.
This year, resist the urge to speak negatively about your life. Even as a joke, especially as a joke.
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Thinking that your coworkers are your friends.
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My take home from this timeline today is that, as a woman, who is interested in the institution of marriage, it is crucial to constantly pray for the kind of partner you want whilst being assertive.
Some of these men already have imaginary hatred for the women they've not met.
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Whenever someone is disrespectful to their partner, people always find a way to mock the disrespected. It's crazy
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Being in love with someone who's also in love with you.
What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ???
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I was on a bus from Orile to Cele. A man paid for a woman he was trying to woo.
He gave the conductor 1k. When he was asking for change, the conductor said the woman collected d 700naira change before coming down. Conductor said he thought the woman was his friend.
See quarrel😭
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I got my dream remote job.
I moved out of my parent's house
I placed my mum on a monthly allowance
Made part payment for my car.
Met the love of my life who has devoted his time to loving me to stupor. All these I didn't get, but God has been faithful. ❤️
first quarter is over. What have you achieved this year.?
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I can go wrong like mad. Where I wan fold my belle put?
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It means death.
And dead men tell no tales, so there's no room for closure.
Toodles.
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You people will compare Tiwa savage with everything in the music industry but cry foul when your parents compares you with Precious because she scored 280 in her jamb and you 143.
Since we are all "stating facts" I hope you know your parents were right about you being an olodo?
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Is like you guys think that Gen Z’s are 12-year-olds.
The oldest Gen Z individual is currently 26; do you think 26-year-olds don't know what chloroquine is?
GenZ talking about lonart. You lot did not meet chloroquine. Most bitter, most awful drug ever. If it accidentally got stuck to your throat, the bitterness would kill you. What about the itching that follows? Mad drug
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Funny thing here is Nigerians are so forgetful and they forgive like idiots.
You can't cancel her.
Stop all these yarns of her getting another Carrer.
She will make movies and you people will go to the cinema and watch it like ewure.
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Shy men are so cute until them jam you inside room.
Thier libido >>>>
Awon oni Idokudo oshi 😭
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Whores.
They'll make pancakes for you, you'll be thinking you're special until you realize he makes stir fry spaghetti for Jessica and pounded yam & egusi for Yetunde
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I don't think there's anything that annoys me more than “You're not like other girls”
I'm like other girls like mad.
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How I feel about getting ignored is directly proportional to how I rate the person.
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There's no side of story that will justify a man abandoning his pregnant wife in labour.
Except he had a fatal accident or ran mad along mile 2 expressway. 👋
Let's try and be reasonable for once 🧎🏻♀️
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Christian Twitter needs to learn how to pass their messages without being condescending & without mockery. They need to learn how to extend grace. You're trying to bring people into the kingdom not scare them away. Show us what it's like to be Christ-like, you're not Egbon Adugbo
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The culture shock I got the first time I left Lagos and realized that shops don't open till 9am, almost gave me high blood pressure.
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You said “allow” like he's supposed to take permission from me. It's giving obsession, it's giving control. Being in a relationship does not take away his right to rock other women in the club, it takes away his right to go back home with me. He will follow the rockee home.
Do you people not go clubbing with your partners? If you do, are your partners not allowed to collect rocks from others?
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This black colour unlocked a new level of beauty in Cuppy. Her face game is A+, please! Phenomenal! 🥺
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You can tell that girls didn't like this boy in secondary school & during his formative years.
Ruger told this lady to say “fvck you” to her boyfriend at his show 😂
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If u're from a happy home, wahala
If ur parents are separated, wahala
If u're 25+, u're no longer marriageable
If u're a 30+ woman, you've expired
If u're a single mum, problem!
If u're not wealthy, you don't deserve love
Some of u? ur heads rattle, nothing inside, just pebbles.
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I'm the type that will be loyal even to a sneaky link or FWB.
It's not from a moral standpoint per se, although, I won't rule it out.
I lack the tact to be responsible for more than one person at the same time. I simply cannot keep up
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With everything going on in the country, look at what Channels Television chose to air.
Best TV station in Nigeria una. Shame.
"If I am going to date you, you will have to move to the Island"
- Doyin
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When you finally find the love you have always wanted, I hope you don't self-sabotage. I hope you've healed and are ready to receive.
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Whenever I feel lost in Lagos, I always look for Agbero and ask them for directions. They'll even take me to the exact place if they are not so busy.
I'm tempted to call them sweet. 😭
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Daniel Rehga's niche is harassing people under their tweets, but somehow Twitter ng is feeling sorry for him because Kortey quoted him twice. Typical.
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You guys, I don't recommend deleting chats. Export to your mail if you can't stand looking at them, especially if you met on Twitter. I'm begging you.
Delete the chat,
Delete the Contact,
Delete the pictures,
Delete the memories.
Move On.🥂
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My hot take is that when a man is misbehaving, telling him “You behave like a woman” especially if you're a woman, doesn't make sense.
It's more insulting to women than the man you are trying to insult. Let's do better, please. 👍
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This quote never gets old
“Nigerians are too classist and elitist for people who are incredibly poor”
lmaooo taking family pictures in chicken republic is crazy😭😭😭
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Not to rain on your parade but when a man is interested in you, HE CAN NOT ACT LIKE HE IS NOT INTERESTED.
It's not Telemundo.
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Oho!!! I've been saying this thing.
So today this woman wanted me to come down from the back of the keke and sit with the driver in front because she's older.
And she goes, “come sit down for front”
I ignored both her and the keke driver. They'll be fine or not.
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I hope you people know that these fake products are suddenly coming out because the producers refused to settle some men at the top. They've always known. 💀
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Hmm, my ex didn't have a lock on his phone but the day I checked his phone, I died & resurrected again.
The painful thing is out of 100 Twitter girls he texted, 5 gave him monosyllabic responses, and the other 95 ignored him.
So nobody even wants him? Nobody?😭😩
Since we are on this checking phone matter, what does it mean when your partner doesn’t lock their phone around you? Is it reverse psychology or they actually don’t have anything to hide?
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Amala with anything that's not ewedu is an unforgivable sin sha.
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God, please comfort the woman who lost her husband after two years of marriage. Please sweet Jesus. This is a lot of burden for her. 💔
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Get an interpreter. 😭🤚
Quote this with a funny video that lives rent free in your head.
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I hope we end up with people who share the same values as us.
Because no matter how I look at this, it doesn't make sense 😭
My hot take for today is that like every good thing, marriages should be allowed to come to an end. It doesn’t even have to be for big reasons. As simple as I’m not doing again should be enough. ‘I do’ - marriage, ‘I’m not doing again’ - divorce.
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Symptoms of pregnancy & menstruation na the same thing.
You go think say period dey come but na Jayden dey come. 😔
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I don't like family gatherings at all because the only thing they know how to pray about is for me to get married.
Can't you see that I'm jobless, eh Aunty Chineye? Can't you pray that I'll get a good job?
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A manipulative person will understand the message you're trying to pass but will look for a slip in your choice of word and use it against you or start another form of argument with you.
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The nap & serenity in your partner’s house is always going to be second to none.
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I can't lie, Odumeje is my favourite fake pastor in Nigeria. A real life entertainer.
- Odumeje “Indaboski” seen performing a deliverance for a Rev. Sister.
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In 2017, I was coming home from school so I entered a bus at mile 2 & told the conductor I was going to come down at Okoko, he said 250. I gave him 500 & he gave me 200, I was waiting for my 50naira & even asked twice(if you've heard me speak, you'll think I can't hurt a fly)1/4
As a woman you have to have a decent level of craze, raise your voice and very loud too when it’s necessary if not these men will take you for an idiot.
E pariwo make him body shake small. Rubbish !
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Manifesting this for me and my girls. ❤️
None of all those uncultured slappees & slappers, who gets to sit in the front of the car and audition for the award-winning cleaning services. 🙏
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“If a vendor can personally deliver to Davido, why is she using a dispatch rider for me?”
Nwanne, because you are not Davido. It's as simple as that. Biko gbawa door.
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When I said there's an avalanche of madness on this app, this is part of it.
Bro was chasing clout by faking the death of his girlfriend
???
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Fam, if a family member disapproves of you & has constantly shown you that they can't tolerate you, flee.
Ain't nothing childish about it. If you stay, your eyes will peel.
Love will not conquer that aspect of “all”
I’m sorry but if Neo and Vee broke up because of Venita then they’re both childish
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Watermelon—
It has a very gentle taste, it's not trying so hard to be sweet, and it has enough water in case you're dehydrated.
It's very nutritious and good for weight loss.
The whole fruit is consumable, from the back, to the seed and main fruit.
A feminine fruit. Love it.
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As a woman living in Nigeria, you have to pray not to marry a man who'll die young.
Because even if it's crocodile that ate him, people will find a way to blame you.
A lot of Nigerians are fools.
Junior pope's wife needs to come out and explain what she did to junior pope, we the fans need explanation - Junior Pope's fan Questioned junior pope's wife
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People who talk about sex all the time are not even getting it tbh.
They're experiencing drought, it's a cry for help.
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After this election, I realized...
Benin people >>>>> Port Harcourt people
PH people na all barks and no bite. Rubbish lol
HE Peter Obi arrives in Benin City, Edo State. Edo People too love PO. They are ready to vote Ellu P top to bottom for state assembly elections next week!
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Asking your partner to leave your house at 11 pm is wild asl. In this country where security is unsatisfactory? No level of context will excuse it.
What is cute about it?
We had a disagreement around 11pm at her place, she told me to leave; I took my keys and went straight home turned off my phone and slept. The next morning, my doctor called to inform me my woman had been rushed to his hospital overnight with a high fever. Bruh!!!
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“Nigerians are too classist and elitist for people who are incredibly poor.”
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I don't think I can ever call someone who's not my partner babe sha.
I can even call you baby, my love, darling, sweetheart, dear et al. But there's something about “Babe.” it feels so personal TO ME.
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Men are always claiming “it's not that deep” until they come on twitter and drag themselves after 25 years over a razor blade cut.
Women are built different 💀
My best friend only told me about his wedding 3 days before on some “I’m getting married Saturday. You’re the best man, wear a black suit swine”. I was there, no hassles.
You guys end friendships over congratulations 💀
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@SamuelOtigba
The guy is manipulative.😒
Uncle k, that k stands for Kola.🤣🙂
It's always Yoruba men🥲
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Una dey Muzz me for this app. Sex na punishment? Something wey sweet pass smoky jollof burial rice.
I hope we get rid of the mindset that sex is done TO women. Because as long as it's consensual, it's done WITH her and she will enjoy every bit of it. Don't be silly.
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He looks at her with the right amount of admiration, love & lust. 🥹💕
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Hear me out — We need more men friendships like this. Kiss and hug your bros today, please. Free your mind and enjoy the beauty of life.
Hilda Baci Celebrating with her friends after she had completed 100 hours of cooking! she further said she sustained some cuts and burns in the course of the cookathon as she showed them to her friends.
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Love & companionship is addictive.
So when your partner breaks it off with you, that feeling you're experiencing is called a withdrawal symptom. You're not heartbroken.
The partner is not all that, you're not their soulmate and they are not the one for you. 👍
What's your take on heartbreaks that would get you in this position?
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Cuddling! Cuddling mahn!
I can't emphasize the love I have for this enough.🥺
what forms of intimacy do you enjoy that aren’t sexual? be specific
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@Gracymama1
Lost almost 8kg from my first heartbreak. The second one cost me sleep for 3 weeks consecutively. People talk to me and you have to tap me twice before I hear you💀.
People legit die from heartbreak dfkm
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If Twitter does PR for you and you do not sell then the problem is from your village, it's a generational curse.
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“This but as friends” but if your man RT two of my tweets, you go come warn me for dm. Yinmu
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– He's not stuck up on his ex
– He's not in a “complicated” relationship with his coursemate/colleague
– He's not a side dude to his neighbour
– He's not slightly married
– He's not married without knowing
– He's didn't forget his married.
Yeah.
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The best way is not to say anything but if you must;
Shoot a shot at a random fine guy on the TL without meaning it. Then sprinkle it with one or two “god when” when you see couple goals.
Proceed to make tweets like “when this love finally finds me, I hope I don't sabotage it”
You people don’t know how to sneak back into the streets?
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This was Hall 1 & 2 girls' nightmare in Uniben. I suffered so much at their hands.
The last straw was when they sang “You are bigger than what people say” for me. I started avoiding them like a plague.😒
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One of the disadvantages of staying with a toxic partner is that you tend to acquire the bad habits they possess. You mightn't notice until you're with someone else. A new partner complains about the same thing you detested about your ex. It's a circle. Hurt people, hurt people.
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Whenever a man kills a woman, there's always a warning issued to the woman (the victim)
1. He was too rich, did she question the source of his wealth?
2. Went to a hotel to meet a man, what was she expecting
In this case, the culprit is even a student like her & some of you
I’m not blaming the girl though because she look so young and innocent
But try to know the kind of work your guy is doing before getting intimated with them pls
If he’s into fraud or yahoo yahoo just know he’s a ritualist, run for your life
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Men don't like to do this because they're scared that their real sexuality will emerge. Scared of the inner dem0n that they've suppressed for too long. 🥹
My question is, why can't guys be like this when they sleep together in one bed? 😂
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This is an elite tweet.
Somebody used to tell me “You laugh at almost everything, what's so funny?” when I send supposedly relatable videos/tweets he’ll say “So what does this have to do with me?” & many moreeeee
I felt like my light was dim
Find someone who entertains your goofiness. They don’t put you down for having a silly moment - they laugh with you or join in. They don’t act embarrassed when you want to be expressive - they find joy in the passion you exude. Find someone you don’t have to be so stiff around.
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