Nate Burrows
@NateBurrows2
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GOFUNDME Moralewich coat drive: https://t.co/NCK72hpEk3 Creator of the phrase: “ayyyy put some cheese on that”
Chicago
Joined March 2013
Luka to the Lakers? What’s next?? Laka to the Lukers?! I’m not doing well lots of bad stuff in my personal life
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Chicago folks: im headlining @ZaniesChicago Nov 27. putting a ticket link below
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How Aaron Rodgers looks at his receiver after throwing the most uncatchable pass imaginable:
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Strange how referring to attractive people as "foxes" caught on and didn't just die the first time someone said it. Someone took a linguistic swing, assuming deep down we all recognize foxes as being our most bangable animal, and that weirdo was right.
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I got two words that can turn around the Biden campaign: diss track
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Doing stand-up again in general and doing stand-up specifically in Bushwick tonight
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We're going to look like real bigots when gas pump up the ass guy is on the cover of sports illustrated
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Yeah man it would be like playing against LeBron James and asking Andre Iguodala to guard him instead of your DPOY
“There’s a center who won DPOY and we asking KAT to go guard the center” —@Money23Green on KAT guarding Jokić
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Cancel culture is real? Then tell me why Kevin Spacy has an HBO documentary
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coincidentally people who use the word "phallic" sound like total dicks
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ok what’s everyone’s thoughts on wearing socks during sex. i just feel like a condom would work better??
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if you wanna know how my crew rolls a dancer asked my friend “why are y’all so glum?” at the strip club
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A standup clip on X 🤯!! Watch it, share it, watch "Michael Meyers Performs Comedy For Real People" via the link in my bio.
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