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I’m not a real fantasy analyst; I just play one on X. Memes and parodies. 🐟#SFB15 🎨 @FishBowlMerch | @SFB_AviMakers

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Joined August 2011
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@CantALoupe_FF
CantaLoupe
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Introducing the University of Central Florida at Vanderbilt Boilermakers.
@fashion_nfl
NFL Fashion Advice
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New Saints gold jersey paired with the black alt helmet and black pants.
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CantaLoupe
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Rivers finally pulls out.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
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Philip Rivers retires as a Charger.
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CantaLoupe
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Wife: "I'm gonna hop in the shower". Me respectfully:
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CantaLoupe
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What the hell man? He mayo never play for the Titans again.
@RapSheet
Ian Rapoport
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#Titans QB Will Levis will undergo surgery on his throwing shoulder, sources say, ending his 2025 season. Surgery is July 29. Levis has elected to have the procedure to ensure long-term health, based on medical opinions, one that should help him be ready for the 2026 season.
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CantaLoupe
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RT @ZinCarlaH: If you missed today's LIVE from Boston, you missed some truly wonderful guests. I was honored to share the space with such i….
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CantaLoupe
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YOU are a Miami Dolphin.
@UnderdogNFL
Underdog NFL
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Noah Fant released by the Seahawks.
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CantaLoupe
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.@CoopAFiasco foretold that this was a possibility.
@MikeGarafolo
Mike Garafolo
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The #Seahawks released TE Noah Fant, who was due $8.5 million in non-guaranteed salary this season.
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CantaLoupe
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It does what???.
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#FantasticFour Is a masterpiece. the visual effects and the score are a HUGE stand out. Galactus Is huge In IMAX. It’s emotional and gives you hope. It beats you off and doesn’t stop. STAY Until the END CREDITS.
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CantaLoupe
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Antonio Brown has officially gone too far.
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CantaLoupe
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Shocked Deshaun Watson didn't make the cut.
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CantaLoupe
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Personally, I think these are some of the picks in all of #SFB15.
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CantaLoupe
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It's done. #SFB15
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CantaLoupe
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Dear god it really might be Quentin Johnston szn™️.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
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Sources: Chargers wide receiver Mike Williams’ agent Tory Dandy informed the team last night that, after eight seasons, his client is retiring from the NFL. Williams walks away from the game at age 30.
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CantaLoupe
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THIS is why you should never have your fantasy drafts until at least Week 6, preferably later.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
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With today’s ruling from a Dallas County judge, the expectation now is that Chiefs wide receiver Rashee Rice will serve his suspension during this upcoming season.
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CantaLoupe
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If you were Rashee Rice and 5 years to serve 30 days of jail time, how would you break it up?. 30 days at once? 6 days each year? Which month(s)?.
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CantaLoupe
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He said:
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@NFL
NFL
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New squad in Year 11 #TitanUp . @TDLockett12 | @Titans
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CantaLoupe
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Hang it in the Louvre with Cardinals Emmitt Smith and Seahawks Jerry Rice.
@NFL
NFL
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New squad in Year 11 #TitanUp . @TDLockett12 | @Titans
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CantaLoupe
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His age WHAT season??
@AlGaldi
Al Galdi
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Terry McLaurin has been an extremely productive, durable & non-diva WR1. Yes, he’s entering his age-30 season, but there’s every reason to believe he’ll age well. He finally has a stud QB1. Washington is in good cap shape. A contract extension should - & I believe will - happen.
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CantaLoupe
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Chet Homerun.
@CodifyBaseball
Codify
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JASON REITZ MY GOODNESS. He's 6'11", 215 pounds, and has touched 98 MPH.
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CantaLoupe
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Home Run Derby where you can actually see if it's a home run.
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