CantaLoupe
@CantALoupe_FF
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I’m not a real fantasy analyst; I just play one on X. Memes and parodies. 🐟#SFB15 🎨 @FishBowlMerch | @SFB_AviMakers
United States
Joined August 2011
Saying "nice pick" in my fantasy drafts when I really mean this:
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More like ASSton Jeanty amirite??. (please trade him to me for cheap)
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I ask this every year, so back for the 2025 edition. If all 32 teams had to play the entire season with their backup QB, which teams would meet in the Super Bowl?
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A real man would deliver the football naturally without an epidural.
Sources: #Rams QB Matthew Stafford is dealing with an aggravated disc and has received an epidural to help him deal with it. Los Angeles has called him week-to-week, being cautious, but with plans for him to be ready for Week 1.
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BREAKING: Authorities have eliminated Anthony Richardson as a suspect, citing the dildo "was not overthrown nor intercepted.". Justice prevails.
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When Colts fans booed Andrew Luck after his retirement leaked.
Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse?.
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Dan Campbell wants to give a Hooker WHAT??
- Bengals starters will play at least the 1st quarter of this week’s preseason game, according to Zac Taylor. - Dan Campbell wants to give Hendon Hooker a load this week. - get up to $1,000 in bonus cash + a free Pick ‘Em ➡️
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Is the 2000 yard / 15 TD Upside in the room with us right now?.
Brian Thomas has legit 2000 yard / 15 TD Upside in 2025 . Only Ja’Marr Chase & Malik Nabers have a better shot at truly “breaking” fantasy this season . I dive into why👇.
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Kyren Williams? The punt returner?
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Can't wait for an undrafted wide receiver to sing a silly song in front of the whole team and suddenly become a darling of the fantasy community.
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Jets in midseason form. Watch out AFC East! 👀.
Jets start the period on their own 1 yard line. Lined up with 10 players.False start.Breece run.Breece run.False start.Incompletion.Punt.
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PRO BOWL QB Tyler "Snoop" Huntley. Put some respect on his name.
Sources: Browns are signing QB Tyler “Snoop” Huntley, who spent part of last season with Cleveland. With Kenny Pickett and Dillon Gabriel nursing hamstring injuries, and Shedeur Sanders having a sore shoulder, the Browns need another arm. Enter Huntley.
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