Every Monday I put out The Ladylike Podcast, a show where funny women tell gross stories. I would be forever grateful if you would RT this so people could hear it! 💗 https://t.co/t7EznfHoDo

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ok what’s everyone’s thoughts on wearing socks during sex. i just feel like a condom would work better??

there’s just two big ones in back who would have thought

ok I just looked in my mouth and tbh I thought I had way more teeth than this

most of my makeup i have found on the ground who’s with me ladies

do ducks feet get cold

does anyone else not like how their mom talks to alexa. it's the tone

does anyone else have that thing where when you see a random pair of underwear on the sidewalk a little voice in your head goes “oh fuck those are mine”

when you are trying to take care of all the plants you ended up with after your breakup but you don’t know what any of these mfs are

i want to be the girl reading a book alone at a cafe but i am the girl watching tiktoks on the toilet until my legs fall asleep😔

im not going back to church until they get gluten free communion wafers. the body of Christ gives me the runs

people think I don’t run marathons bc I can’t but actually I just don’t want to because it’s dumb

one time i was recording a podcast but something got fucked up and nothing recorded and then i realized we had just had a conversation. it was horrible

my dad just called packing peanuts “popcorn crunchies”

also to the pregnant community: I have been made aware than when you’re that preg your pants no longer have buttons don’t come for me

one of my little jokes to enjoy w friends

Big news everyone. Apparently most old people stop growing pubic hair so that means all the grannies have bald pussies RIGHT NOW. every nursing home looks like a club in miami.

everyone’s getting their public hair permanently lasered off so in 50 years there’s gonna be a whole generation of grandmas with bald pussies and that just does not sit right with me

I can’t believe no one liked this

oh great I just realized my naked foot is in the background of the pic I took of my vax card. no wonder all the bouncers have been saying “great foot” and giving me a couple free brewskis on the house