Matt Schoenbrod
@Nastalkin
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NASCAR, NHL, MLB, NFL, and Notre Dame thoughts I need out of my head and into the void. Hamlin, Zilisch, Herbst, Blackhawks, Cubs, and Bears sport is pain
Joined July 2024
Sometimes I wish I could open a restaurant in the UK so I could blow their minds daily with seasoning and flavor.
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Can we take a second to recognize the amazing booth of @adam1alexander, @pkligerman and @jamiemcmurray? Absolutely fantastic call!
The dramatic finish in Atlanta that ended with @sheldoncreed earning his first victory in 138 starts!
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me and my dad: “PUT HILL IN THE WALL” [he gets put in the wall] us:
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The dramatic finish in Atlanta that ended with @sheldoncreed earning his first victory in 138 starts!
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Is this Austin Hill really saying this unironically lol
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"Every f***ing week he's an idiot. I don't know why he's in that car." Ryan Sieg upset with Corey Day
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That was an outstanding truck race really wanted Ricky to win that
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Anyone have a good scam stream for the CW, can’t find one for this year
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@horsetwting If Dr. Pepper has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Dr. Pepper has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Dr. Pepper has only one fan then that is me. If Dr. Pepper has no fans, then that means I am dead. If the world is against Dr. Pepper, then I am against the world.
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I'm ok with this.
🚨BREAKING: Punch the viral orphaned baby monkey has somehow acquired a pistol and is firing at monkeys who bullied him, two confirmed casualties
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Democrats and Republicans uniting to hate Joey Logano:
Hero/Villain meter by political lean: Drivers whose fanbases are most affected by politics: Left likes/Right dislikes: 🥇Wallace 🥈Hamlin 🥉Cindric Right likes/Left dislikes: 🥇Larson 🥈McDowell 🥉Gragson Drivers whose fanbases are unaffected by politics: Alfredo, Blaney, Logano
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I, apparently a naive idiot, had assumed that this was what “we background check our drivers” always meant.
Sources: Uber is moving to bar drivers with convictions for violent felonies, sexual offenses, and child or elder abuse, after an NYT report in December 2025 (@emilysteel / New York Times) https://t.co/12AEcTdNVt
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Need more midweek NASCAR content I have insane withdrawals every week and spend too much money on eBay
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