All I know is that the Maori are literally Nazis.

@BarackObama Photographic evidence of Barack Obama's efforts to bring democracy to Venezuela. Oh wait. This is just Barack Obama glad handing Venezuelan dictator and enemy of America Hugo Chavez.

You forced Obamacare through 16 years ago while Republicans warned it would make premiums skyrocket?  “Yes Dave.” And then premiums skyrocketed? “Yes Dave.” Then under Biden you passed additional subsidies to pay for these high premiums? “Yes Dave.” And now these subsidies

During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, "Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?" Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found." "And just

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Effluence to affluence... Pure genius.

@elonmusk Sam Neil battling velociraptors on the Event Horizon.

It’s easy to condemn whoever set fire to the house of South Carolina Judge Diane Goodstein. No matter who it was, or why they did it, they belong in jail. See? Easy.

"NO.. NO... NOT LIKE THIS!!!" Meanwhile Leftists have an entire division of Lawyers who exists to bail out Antifa and work for free.

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. “We know it’s late, sir, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the Mounties. “Tell me! Did you find her!?”

Gavin should be thankful we at @TheBabylonBee sued the state of California and got the law he signed to stop people from parodying politicians using A.I. overturned

We don't need R-tards "avenging" Charlie Kirk against random individuals. Prosecute & lock him up

I am a J6er. My ex emailed me a Dear John divorce letter while I was incarcerated Jan 2023. I fought it for a year. It was final in May 2024. Well, I have a steady girlfriend. J6ers trying to date, especially old guys like me, is as problematic as J6ers trying to find jobs.

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@NaviGoBoom If trolling was respected as the fine art it is, they'd hang this in the Louvre and the climate protesters would throw tomato soup on it.

And the ATF is gonna jam you up for 10 years in prison for having a 90* foregrip on the wrong length upper. There are no rules. There is no such thing as justice.

Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and their statues are on fb marketplace

Want to hear something bonkers? The F-117 can pull more G than the F-35B (7.3 versus 7)

The sheer level of entitlement displayed by San Fransisco tech bros is breathtaking. Let's make this perfectly clear, @jarredsumner. You can hire whoever you want, because the company, and the job, belong to you. You may offer whatever pay you want, because the money

Madame Secretary: It crossed your mind to call up Sen. Klobuchar, the FBI and the DOJ and have me arrested for a humorous meme about your campaign. You then celebrated my unlawful and wrongful conviction, which was later overturned by a federal appeals court. Sit down.