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Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze, so simple yet so elite
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I’m not even exaggerating, Australia will NEVER, ever see me.
just another casual day in good ol’ australia 😌🥰
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Summer Walker got the greatest BBL in surgical history, bar none.
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Me & my girl knowing the situation will not be resolved unless one of us apologises:
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As soon as she said ‘the N word’ the black girl next to her woke up 😂😂
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In all my years of life I’ve never seen anyone lose composure like this. I. Am. Screaming. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Proper used to like Phillip Schofield, but as of late he’s shown me he’s a cunt & serious bad vibes
"It is not the job of black people & ethnic minorities to educate white people on racism perpetuated by white people. White folks need to educate themselves on
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Me explaining what racism is from the lens of
#WhitePrivilege
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#HarryandMeghan
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Puffer jacket with a blazer 😂 man is dressing like James St. Patrick 🤣🤣
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LMAOOO the French are too different, our riots we had man stealing 1 loaf of bread & a bag of rice 😭🤣
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Him & Mariah Carey only work 1 month out of 12
Michael Buble has officially woken up
Christmas is really en route
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Man said white people see an opp & say “we’ve got company” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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7 days?? Oya reveal the antidote because you people are playing with my holidays.
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@9NewsAUS
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Me on the Titanic when the violinists start playing while the ship is sinking:
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Love Island producers are shaking at home
You can look but you can’t touch 💅 Too Hot To Handle comes to Netflix 17 April
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Curtis called Amy talented again LOOOOOOOOOOL he will die before he calls her beautiful 🤣
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Danica was shaking ass & Tasha was shaking hair. What did you expect love? 😂
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LOOOOOOOOOL Piers having to fake laugh through this cause he has to interview the boy that hugged the women he loves
‘She really is beautiful, init.’
Aker Okoye, the 16-year-old pupil who stole a kiss from the Duchess of Sussex, describes the moment they met. 😘
He has even written a letter to Prince Harry to apologise for cuddling his wife. 😅
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This how my son better act when niggas try to talk to his mum in the supermarket
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“I can’t lie I think the wrong couples are in the top 2, I might be wrong but that’s just my opinion init”
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The policeman in question was linked to a sex offence 3 days prior but they unsurprisingly failed to act & still let this man carry a gun for 3 days. Her murder could have been avoided.
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Suya & plantain bouquet? That is so bush LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’ll take 6
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Boris Johnson’s speech in a nutshell: do your ting but roll safe init
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My girl: I think we should do this for your birthday
Me: I don’t feel like doing anything this year
My girl:
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Scott been hanging around Nigerian women too long, the guys mouth is too sharp LMAOOOOOO
#LoveIsland
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You think I’ll stop lipsin my babes cause ‘experts’ told me to lol I’m here for a good time not a long time
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Rape is wrong. Sentence done. There’s no “but”. Are you lot stupid bruv?
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There’s a psych ward looking for Mitch not knowing he’s on ITV displaying his madness
#LoveIsland
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When you call to apologise but you hear shisha bubbling in the background & she says “I’ll call you back I’m out with Ekin-Su”
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Bet you believed she would send you a wedding invite tho 🤭LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wouldn’t believe Meghan Markle if she gave me a weather report.
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The laugh I would laugh this day would be too laughy
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These man are yacked 🤣🤣🤣🤣
⚠ EXPLICIT LANGUAGE ⚠
@Santandave1
@stormzy
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Chip: IS MAN SENDIN FOR ME BLUD!
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I don't even have a good reason as to why I was doing this last night 😂
http://t.co/b9dP5fycDI
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Why are they so irritated that Africa isn’t infected like that :/
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Look at that smile, different wing but I bet he’s still patterning it. My GOAT 😭 3Him
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Just cause I'm retweeting tweets that doesn't mean I'm awake. Leave me alone.
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Connor doesn’t want his ex dating black men now a black man is about to scoop his villa babes, he is going to rip out his veneers LMAOOOOOOO
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Allowing the woman you got pregnant to go through the pregnancy alone is some low level shit icl.
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Imagine having to sit through a long flight with your opp on the plane LMAOOO everytime the flight attendant is walking towards you it’ll have you like this
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Why are they playing Sweet Caroline? Ojuelegba should be ringing off in that stadium
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Man came in a short sleeve & shorts tuxedo set & expected happily ever after LMAOOO
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Shadeborough being a guy makes me think about when someone tweeted, “the messiest bitch you know is a man”
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I remember someone said this was the moment she decided to leave him LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“That’s why I fucked your boy lol”
First of all, who do you think gave him your snap
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Mercurials are great but T90’s had the streets man. Donnys wore these with jeans. To functions. I can never forget that.
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The Headmaster is coming to tell us off now cause we wouldn’t listen to the teacher
BREAKING: The Queen will address the nation on Sunday at 8pm
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This guy is such a funny idiot, why is he wearing this lmaooooooooooo
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I have a theory that when white people do this they’re wondering how a black person can afford to holiday at the same place they are holidaying
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IT KEEPS PANNING TO SUAREZ OI THIS CAMERAMAN IS GHANAIAN LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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