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@NJDMakeMeDrink

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Attempting to give you what I cannot give myself #NJDevils #RaiderNation #FollowYourBliss

Hell also known as Jersey
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I don’t usually do this but fuck. My Cat BaaBaa, Full name BaaBaa Black Sheep (long story), passed suddenly on us and I’m not ok. Don’t have much in my life but He was my grumpy awesome cat. He deserves at least a tweet and people to appreciate him
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*Corey Perry in the locker room Connor Bedard:
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@hoejackboresman Idk but this is always great to me
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@platini954 Her as soon as the alligator started pulling her in
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Same fan base who cried about Wilson, who actually can play some hockey, for 3 fucking years lmao
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@301cohzee Her man after seeing this
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@liamgareau Me knowing we missed out on the Golden god as Star Lord
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@NetflixLifee I’m Dwight when he acts like Jim
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7 years
Sliding into your DMs like
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6 months
“Big tough guy” throws a dirty fucking hit and stays behind the refs lol
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Bahl shows you how to throw a proper big hit. Trouba shows you how to throw a dirty hit all numbers and into the boards
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3 years
“Why not go for the tie?” Bisaccia: #RaiderNation
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6 years
Who the fuck chose this as the pic lmfao
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#WhyIGetIgnored the obvious...
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5 years
@sad_ex_machina Not sure how her finding a guy attractive takes away from what she knows about the game or how passionate she is. I talk all the time with her every day about it Think you’re a little too worried about others opinions on this shitty app and just have fun with things you enjoy
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2 years
Not sure what’s funnier, wanting to keep Ruff as HC over Trotz or thinking Trotz would take a assistant role anywhere especially in NJ
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2 years
Keep Lindy Ruff. Hire Trotz only as an assistant if he is willing. #NJDevils
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-Me checking on the Colorado/Oregon game-
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Texas boys are back
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7 years
@goatboyml @bacontater0911 @jaysdrama98 @RealSlimSkjeidy @Marcella_Nyc16 @BradyTrett Devils fan is now joining and agreeing with the pens fan who agrees with the wild fan who agrees with ranger fan who agrees with islander fan who agrees with the flyer fan who said “wtf” which is not a good sign if a flyers fan is saying it.....close to 280
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@babeygirlmac Dr Doom be like
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@spelunky_ Daws save, Daws save, Daws save, Daws save, we won a challenge, daws save, daws save, Mercer with a decent chance, daws save, daws save, daws save, daws save, daws save, daws save, daws save
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3 years
Devils go 13-0 in the third jersey to make everyone shut up about it
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@jordykiwi @GKThinking @hoejackboresman Lmao this part is so nuts. Love this show
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2 years
My @SensesFail tattoo…pretty much a self portrait
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2 years
Putting Meier just in front of the net when he’s got a better shot than anyone on the ice for the devils is fucking stupid
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Here’s my dumb face and a haircut. It’s my bday so you’re obligated to like it and say go Raiders or Devils
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@BackAftaThis @ColinCowherd 6’2 200lbs is small lol do any of these guys do a little bit of research
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•Lindy Logic: -Play Holtz all preseason with Nico-Timo to build chemistry -Looked faster and consistently complimented him -3rd/4th line first practice -Plays 8 minutes on 4th line in opener and wonders why he didn’t get a hat trick -Sent to AHL
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#NJDevils lines at practice: Toffoli-Hughes-Bratt Meier-Hischier-Mercer Palat-Lazar-Holtz Nosek-McLeod-Tierny/Bastian Siegenthaler-Hamilton Bahl-Marino Hughes-Smith Nemec-Miller Vanecek Schmid
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3 years
Dougie is so good, he shot it off Tatar to get him a goal on purpose
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@BackAftaThis John and Pat deserved 17 million
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@Rupper17 You’re behind Rupper. Devils twitter is on month 3
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@BarryOnHere @tpicks19 Definitely smelled bad
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@ciniee If he can’t understand post season sports, he’s not the one
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an NHL Team i love: Devils an NHL Team i like: Devils an NHL Team i dislike: Devils an NHL Team i hate: Devils an NHL Player i love: - an NHL Player i like: - an NHL Player i dislike: Devil players an NHL Player i hate: Devil players
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9 years
Lighting the human centipede menorah is my favorite part of Hanukkah. #CONAN
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8 years
Sums up me today
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3 years
Travis sacrificed too much for this team lol
@DevilsGoalADay
Random Devils Goal A Day
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12/28/13: NJD @ NYI: Travis Zajac, 7th of the season (105th of career) Assisted by Marek Zidlicky and Jaromír Jágr
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Here’s a crappy pic of me. Like it cause it’s my bday
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Hey I Get day off. Get to sleep in My brain: let’s wake 10 times and get up at 4:30am
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6 years
Next year it’s his turn
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Got a haircut and Devils won so here’s my face. Please clap
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@diorseIe Prefer you 6ft away and home
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7 years
Hall looking for help right now
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10 years
Think it's a #BMTH type of night....ok, every night is. #HospitalForSouls http://t.co/GTqz2RbV3X
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Need 2go to a concert and mosh..what happens when I hear "Mr.Highway's thinking about the end" in the morning. #ADTR http://t.co/S7C0TTOy9N
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Got a Haircut so you have to like this tweet and pretend I’m hot
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Be romantic with me
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7 years
Not sure how Promoting Women’s hockey and #HockeyIsForEveryone is political and bad...seriously baffled at this stupidity
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Kyle Cannillo
7 years
The @njdevils might be the most liberal nhl team. They are the only nhl team to have a partnership with a woman’s hockey program, and they promote #hockeyisforeveryone like CRAZY. They make videos, pictures, change there profile picture and force there players to support. Yikes
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Sooooo late and still haven’t seen the goal but of course Hall extended to 18!!! What a week for the #NJDevils #NJDvsEverybody
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6 years
This is hilarious coming from the same fan base that jerks off to their 94 cup every year and classic comeback is “never beat us to one of your 3 cups” lol
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Can’t believe praying hasn’t changed anything yet….
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@JFreshHockey Hall of famer
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Nico with his shitty leadership and a 3 pt game. Winning a board battle and getting in front with his bad body language
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@ItsSamG The New Jersey Devils make me drink lol
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#NJDevils fans #NJDevils fans In September: In December
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Bomboclaat !
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Luke Hughes will play tonight, per Ruff.
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Hey niederreiter and Wild, (G, 2A)
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John Moore is my hero
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Made it!!! Let’s fucking go!!! #NJDevils
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Rock bound! Already getting choked up for Patty #PattyForever #NewProfilePic
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Great pasta by woody and Hall my!!! What a move! 4-1 #NJDevils
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Gonna be me this whole game tonight #NJDvsEverybody #NJDevils
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I forgot but you know the routine. Like the haircut and my mug…..please
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Where I’m at tailgating
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Summary of the game: #NJDevils #NJDvsSTL
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Moving is great. Know what is just as fun? Pounding your head on a wall repeatedly
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Oh shit me too
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Charlie Sheen is having a "dire financial crisis," has "less than $10 million to his name"
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Help a ugly guy today and validate one to give us all hope
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Why do women have friendly conversations with anyone without just handing them their numbers? Crazy
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Why do women continue following folks but ignore their DM’s?
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How can you play football if your tablet doesn't work?! Ahhhhhhhh how did Lombardi and Madden do it??? #Tabletgate #NEvsDEN
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Done
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#Conan should do a segment every episode where Amanda Peet reads a book #teamcoco
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Game with the family. Birthday boy and babies first game #NJDevils #Prupics #CHIvsNJD
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@SensesFail Every time I die
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Make me feel less of a piece of shit
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When it’s the only thing you stocked up on.... #OddQuarantineMealsOrSnacks
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@HighnessOphelia Think it’s perfect also I need that shirt
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Everyone involved that allowed him to come back to the game should be fired
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Amanda Stein
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Nathan Bastian is missing from the #NJDevils bench. Don't believe he came out to start the period.
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Being a piece of shit is a choice Bearded Daddy in the sky isn’t real Being a judgemental fucking twat is an abomination You’re not going to make believe land either
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Oliver Burdick
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Being gay is a choice, Homosexuality is a sin, Same-sex marriage is an abomination, And the LGBTQ community will not be in heaven.
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If you then don't you dont love me deserve me at my at my
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