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hehe hoho. he/him, bisexual, 27 I like warhammer a lot :)

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Joined July 2022
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
2 years
He is finally done. "Fear me mortals, for I am the anointed..." - Archaon the Everchosen.
@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
2 years
Dude still needs some touch-ups, but 90% done aint bad for a single evenings work!
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
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Did they gay men in this drawing force you to beat your wife?
@jondelarroz
Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Gaming 🎮
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Dungeons & Dragons is satanic and the whole purpose is promoting evil. Screw you @robkroese and @based_con for banning me over being right. You're just mad you didn't have the balls to say anything.
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
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"30 Prussians" is such a funny category because Prussian isn't even a military category, it's just the national category of Germany post-unification and pre-republic
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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dudes will argue this for hours
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@wideofthepost
austerity is theft
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The guy who wrote “Great. I love Hitler,” is 31 years old, and describes himself as a “seasoned political operative” on his LinkedIn.
@Timcast
Tim Pool
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i literally do not care what a bunch of magger college kids said in a group chat
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
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Maximillian Rohr being deployed into a 3k power conquest mission with no gear besides a single Fang and the Eclipse Blades class.
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
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>"Le epic bsed white boys killed so many of those damned leftist blacks" >The incident was a covert operations event where the number of civilian casualties remains unknown >Was such a horrendous warcrime it made the loser retards responsible lose all international support
@ZoomerHistorian
Zoomer
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Daily reminder that our enemies are mostly fucking retarded and that's the reason why their strategy revolves solely around parroting propaganda and sheer numbers
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
5 days
Guy who understands neither the roman empires military hierarchy, nor the functions of the US government
@TonerousHyus
Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD
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“Centurion, doc the pay of the Senate and seize their land holdings to pay for the legionaries”
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
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Life might've been way worse in medieval times but at least none of the peasants had to experience making three separate first letter misses in the discord wordle
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
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New Blood might actually be the best dev studio on planet earth
@Airdorf
Airdorf 🔜 EVA 2025 🇦🇷
9 days
Yeah @DaveOshry got married but did they say by WHO ??? JOHN WARD (me) dressed in-character! Turns out the couple met in the first place through their mutual love of FAITH 😻 And what an honor it was to perform their marriage ceremony. Here's to the GOAT himself Dave Oshry 🥂
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@Airdorf
Airdorf 🔜 EVA 2025 🇦🇷
9 days
Yeah @DaveOshry got married but did they say by WHO ??? JOHN WARD (me) dressed in-character! Turns out the couple met in the first place through their mutual love of FAITH 😻 And what an honor it was to perform their marriage ceremony. Here's to the GOAT himself Dave Oshry 🥂
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@NCRsimp
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My operative watching the supposed VIP of Dilthey step directly into enemy fire and get one-tapped by a dog running up and biting off her trachea
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@The_GM_is_God
Ben 🎃🩸🎬
12 days
At the farmer’s market with my so-called “girlfriend” She hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad Mannnnn this ain’t my dad This is a cellphone I threw it on the ground
@Aileendruiz
Aileen Ruiz
15 days
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
10 days
I grew up with totalbiscuit and Jesse Cox back when I was like thirteen. What the fuck do you mean the video essayist I'm currently watching could feasibly have been four semesters below me at uni?
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
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I think the worst part of getting older is watching a youtuber i think is funny only to learn they're younger than me
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@lambdapilled
polygazoid
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
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My current favorite Quasimorph bit is getting the random Unchained Belt floor event and watching the game lag in real time because of how many entities spawn at once.
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@TrueSlazac
Slazac 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 🌐
13 days
it's so funny how much of a failure brexit was
@WaywardWestern1
Space Arc
13 days
In 2017, Yes was 53%
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
14 days
Hello kitty womb tattoo is so extra im afraid he might be the GOAT
@yoracrab
🦀 YORA 🦀
14 days
girl who is obsessed with the 2000s
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
14 days
Nothing ever happens guys, stand by.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
14 days
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
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@AlexisTakeThree
Alexis 🇨🇦
16 days
Green is a map of civilization
@3lfares
Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس
16 days
Taking shoes off indoors is the only way
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@NCRsimp
Inconspicuous Rodent
15 days
Been busy the last few weeks getting back into writing. Autism kicked in and I'm 27k words deep on an original story. Life is good
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