Joe Penna
@MysteryGuitarM
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Film director. Recovering YouTuber. Once "MysteryGuitarMan". Now: Director of ARCTIC (2019) and STOWAWAY (2022) — Producer of WOMAN OF THE HOUR (coming soon)
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SORRY WHAT?
DO PEOPLE KNOW OUR MOVIE IS 5 YEARS OLD?
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Without my permission, this news network used a clip from one of my favorite videos...
And it's now taken down from my channel for infringing their copyrights.
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...then we talk about guns
...then we talk about mental health
...then nothing happens
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Holy moly.
Death Stranding...
I've never seen anything like this.
🤐
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Chance of dying from COVID:
3.42%
“Meh. It’s never gonna happen to me.”
———
Chance of winning lottery:
0.00000000342%
“I’m feeling real good about this ticket!”
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@showanahaber
On a completely unrelated note, the video is below. Currently, the only place on the internet you can watch the whole thing.
It'd be a shame if this got thousands of views...
(Thank you again to
@MIMphx
for securing the rights to the music used here!)
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Good morning.
Welcome to Day 2 of this still being an issue.
Let’s find out how long it takes for it to get fixed.
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Okay. Didn't realize today was the day I'd shed a tear because of... a chatbot
🥹
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@felipeneto
esquerda: "pão de leite"
direita: "a não, mãe... pão com carne moída pro meu aniversário de novo?! não dá pra comprar um bolo não?"
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Mads Mikkelsen is the kid who doesn’t study for the test, but gets an A+ anyway 👏every👏time.
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P.S. Just saw some amazing Death Stranding stuff. I’d like to inform my followers that the
@MysteryGuitarM
twitter account is going to be devoted solely to promotion of the game when it comes out.
Finally I got to meet Joe Penna, the director of ARCTIC, the masterpiece that Mads Mikkelsen starred in.
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15 years ago today, I registered a YouTube channel called “MysteryGuitarMan”.
I thought it’d be a fun experiment.
Little did I know that it would end up changing my life.
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When you spend tens of millions of years becoming oil, only to be sold at -$30 dollars
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Happy birthday,
@theofficialmads
!
Here we are talking about how he’s gonna have to redo a long trudge through the snow.
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To everyone who still says that PG-13 movies can only have one F-bomb:
ARCTIC has seven, and it's rated PG-13.
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Let's all remember:
It's 2019 and you still
still can't edit tweets.
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This is my new favorite article.
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Se 1 dólar = 1 segundo…
O salário mínimo no Brasil?
3 minutos e 22 segundos.
1 milhão de dólares?
Quase 12 dias.
Elon Musk tem 71 SÉCULOS.
Essa explicação do Joe sobre os segundos é muito fácil de entender quanto dinheiro uma pessoa como o Bezos o elo Musli tem.
Se do seu parto aos seus 30 anos você ganhar 1 dólar por segundo você NÃO TERÁ 1 BILHÃO DE DÓLARES.
Só no twitter foi oferecido mais de 44 VEZES ESSE VALOR
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Imagine if libraries didn't exist, and I pitched you libraries.
You'd think I'm crazy.
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@MKBHD
“You’re welcome.” - Apple, when removing stuff from the box and selling it for the same price.
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ARCTIC teaser trailer is going up tomorrow on the MysteryGuitarMan channel – and you get to choose the thumbnail!
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@lucasinutilismo
🙌 🙌
ouso dizer que o lucas inutilismo está próximo da lacuna musical deixada pelo mystery guitar man pré 2010
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People: "Joe, you should make YouTube videos again!"
Me: "You know, that could be fun! It's been years. I'm sure YouTube fixed all the issues that made me leave in the first place."
Me: uploads a copyright-free video.
YouTube, immediately:
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If I hit the 1.3 billion jackpot, I’ll give $1000 to anyone who retweets this.
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*closes Twitter*
Immediately:
“Hm, I wonder what’s up on Twitter.”
*opens Twitter*
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@MKBHD
I've tried it too.
Me: "Hey, I saw an MKBHD video that recommended these."
Them: "No, these can't do HD."
Me: "Oh, no... like, mkbhd, the YouTube video--"
Them: "Sir, these are headphones. They can't do video."
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Exactly one year ago, I lost my wallet.
Today, we found it in Jonah’s trick-or-treating bucket...
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Hey,
@youtube
- I'm not sure I can think of a more family-friendly video on my channel.
What gives?!!
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...and not only because I got Death Stranding socks, but because it is impossible to overhype it.
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✈️✈️✈️✈️
EXCLUSIVE: Joe Penna has been set to direct
@ParamountPics
' World War II action pic
#BlessedEvent
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Collectible movie tickets?! So. Cool.
Korea is living in 3019.
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(•_•)
<) )╯all the single ladies
/ \
(•_•)
\( (> all the single ladies
/ \
(•_•)
╰) )╯put your hands up
/ \
(•_•)
<) )╮oh oh oh
/ \
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🇵🇹 Portugal: Draw
🇪🇸 Spain: Draw
🇦🇷 Argentina: Draw
🇩🇪 Germany: Loss
🇧🇷 Brazil: Draw
What is going on in this
#worldcup2018
?!
🏴 England vs Tunisia tomorrow.
I’m guessing it’s gonna be 7-1.
Tunisia, of course.
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So happy to announce that
@AnnaKendrick47
is the star of my next movie, 'STOWAWAY'! Check out the story from
@THR
here:
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You know what wasn't fun?
Releasing ARCTIC (starring Mads Mikkelsen) in theaters the same week that POLAR (starring Mads Mikkelsen) started streaming on Netflix.
Releasing a film amidst the context of a bafflingly similar film is obviously not at all desirable. I've been able to make light of it, and really love that people are taking in both + appreciating what makes each of our stories unique.
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And once again, I have wasted my entire shower on a FAKE ARGUMENT I’LL NEVER HAVE.
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Ecstatic to be able to announce this!
#StowawayMovie
is headed to
@Netflix
🚀✨
EXCLUSIVE
Netflix takes most of the world on Joe Penna sci-fi ‘Stowaway’ with Anna Kendrick, Toni Collette, Daniel Dae Kim & Shamier Anderson
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Any recommendations on an alarm that won’t wake up the person next to you?
A vibrating smart watch, or something?
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On this flight, I’m sitting next to a Polish lady. Her husband is Portuguese.
He spent THREE YEARS secretly learning Polish.
But then, instead of having some romantic proclamation, destroyed his surprise when he was drunk and started speaking Polish.
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Dois BR num hotel aqui na Alemanha + eu.
1: “Esse cara ali não parece com o MysteryGuitarMan?”
2: “Quem?”
1: “Aquele mano do YouTube. Passou no Fantástico.”
2: “Nunca ouvi falar.”
1: “Te mostro os vídeos depois. Faz tempo que não vejo... o que será que ele está fazendo agora?”
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Hey.
@Wheezywaiter
is about to hit 1M subscribers on YouTube and totally deserves it.
Go check his videos out.
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I need all of these that exist.
In fact, I need a whole subreddit to be dedicated to these.
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I'm gonna get this picture of us framed.
#MadsMikkelsen
and director Joe Penna attend the screening of "Arctic" during the
#CannesFilmFestival
on May 10, 2018 .
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. 。 • ﾟ 。 .
. . 。 。 .
. 。 ඞ 。 . • •
Orange was An Impostor. 。 .
' 0 Impostors remain 。
ﾟ . . , . .
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And the official trailer from
@bleeckerstfilms
is live!
IndieWire has called
#Arctic
one of the best wilderness thrillers ever made, with career-best work from Mads Mikkelsen. Watch the trailer here:
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Have you tried injecting bleach?
Tonight,
@FLOTUS
and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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your emu suit
vs.
the E.M.U. suit she tells you not to worry about
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Them: "Joe, why don't you wanna be a full-time musician?"
Me:
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Why do the ninja turtles wear masks over their eyes? Are they trying to hide their identities?
Like, are there any other mutant turtles around?
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@showanahaber
To anyone asking about filing a counterclaim or asking for damages on this clear overstep of copyright:
I'd have to show that this video got hundreds of thousands of views on another platform where I'm not monetizing it (e.g. Twitter).
Without my permission, this news network used a clip from one of my favorite videos...
And it's now taken down from my channel for infringing their copyrights.
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I've never questioned the fact that Donkey Kong is not a donkey.
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Anyone else kinda freak out when you’re watching a series or movie, and people are hanging out without masks?
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Happy to finally announce that we have a release date for ARCTIC.
February 1, 2019
Mark your calendars!
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We just passed $2M in the American box office! More overseas!
Thank you so much to everyone who has seen it so far 🤘🤘👍👍
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@AndrewCurran_
That's what they named it?!
Maybe these "FBI Surveillance Van" WiFis are real.
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🇧🇷🇧🇷🚀🚀
O cara apagou e perdeu o ponto.
Até aí tudo bem.
O problema é que a nave agora só vai parar em Marte. Meu novo filme Passageiro Acidental chega dia 22 de abril.
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Here’s a color study of ARCTIC — every frame in sequence, averaged down to a single color.
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Stop scrolling for a second.
Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
It’s been tough.
You don’t have to blame yourself for everything.
...
Okay.
Scroll on.
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