Being bald *chefs kiss*

Not to be too woke (I am) but Trump and Bill are two consenting adults. The bigger issue is the children that were raped

Once a year I try a Bloody Mary to see if my taste buds have changed and if I like them now. I haven’t had one this year and the year is almost over

Yes, I’m on my one millionth get-my-shit-together journey and I’ll do it again as many times as I need to.

Omg! Why is Pitch Perfect not on any streaming service???!!

AND since I will be part of your Cabinet I will vouch for being able to pick different sizes for tops and bottoms & still paying the price of one!

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

Omg please! I’m not in the mood! 😫

This would be my superpower

sorry but I am only 31 and will not be gaslit by Big Pedophilia into thinking that is old

My eyelid has been twitching all day

I don’t even remember the last time I enjoyed cooking and I can tell by how my food has been tasting whenever I do decide to cook, that’s sad

I must’ve been out the leaf game for a minute, when they start coming 3 to a pack? I thought it was either a 2 pack or 5 pack

“oh the clintons might be in there/dems might be in there/celebrities you like might be in there” FIRST OF ALL BITCH PUT ALL OF THEM IN THE FUCKING CHOKEY I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHY IS IT A HOT TAKE THAT I THINK ALL PPL WHO BIG R CHILDREN SHOULD BE IN JAIL. I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHO IN

Je’Von about to get that chest caved in smh

I’m so disgusted 😒

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto.Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I'm about to use that

Another night of terrorizing downtown lmao, I’m glad I’m off tomorrow

And it’s delicious!

It’s hot as hell outside and I had plans to make a hot drink with some mulled wine, I’m still going to make it though 💁🏾‍♀️

BEANS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO IN CHILI. BEANLESS CHILI IS JUST MEAT SOUP.