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@MrWayneGarton

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Ex postie. Spanish resident (economic migrant) Villa fan, Alicante Lion, my wife supports Leeds. same name on blue sky as Twitter is now a binfire

Joined July 2012
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
Hey it’s Aston Villa not Steven Gerrard’s Aston Villa, you didn’t call it Ralf Ragnick’s Man United.
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
3 years
Steven Gerrard's Aston Villa away at Man United is one of the third-round ties to be shown live across the BBC 🤩. #bbcfootball #bbcfacup 🏆.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
@HLTCO How does any club think Rooney would be a good thing, took Birmingham from 6th to relegation places.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
9 months
Is this what the EFL trophy is for, Barkley a premier league regular and Buendia cost us 38m playing against a league 2 side.
@AVFCOfficial
Aston Villa
9 months
Your #AVFCU21s to take on Fleetwood Town in our first @BSM_Trophy game of the season 📋
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 months
@rebekkarnold It’s @footballontnt according to them domestic football only started with the creation of the premier league and European football with the creation of the Champions league, but according to them Real have won it 15 times so the old format does count it just depends on the team….
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Martinez takes 30 seconds on a goal kick and gets carded, fabinho has kicked every villa player and no card, corrupt PGMOL.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Another medal he wouldn’t have got at Villa. Don’t diss Jack he is defining his career, compare to Harry Kane who has won fuck all.
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
2 years
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 month
@CS__UTV What their £20m striker couldn’t score against Crawley?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
7 months
@BenidormVilla Or why Infosys has so many govt contracts….
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
Take away VAR from the Villa game nothing changes all the decisions were made by the onfield refereeing team.
@theavfcfaithful
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗩𝗙𝗖 𝗙𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗳𝘂𝗹 | 𝕏
1 year
Ty speciality again…
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
11 months
If we can get him on loan, he will help our homegrown quota for the UCL….
@catrinavfc
catrin
11 months
@AVFCOfficial might aswell get the band back together
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@tmatters77 @SkySportsPL I wonder if he liked Ashley Young showing him his premier league winners medal?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Hutton starting ffs….We have Young, Delaney and Cash all better, that one goal against the Blues clouds how shite Hutton actually was.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@Jord260497 @Alexwarren_1997 With his knock off Man City shirt, bought at the local market.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
11 months
@StanCollymore He’s a lucky manager rather than a good manager.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Danny Murphy praising Villa thru’ clenched teeth as Emery has shown up his mate as being a fraud.
@BBCMOTD
Match of the Day
2 years
What a job Unai Emery is doing at Aston Villa! 💜. #MOTD2 #BBCFootball
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
AEG standing firmer than any western politician. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻.🎶Ain’t nobody like El Ghazi 🎶.
@elghazi1995
Anwar El Ghazi
2 years
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
@JPercyTelegraph Not divided in Alicante (we watch everygame) the lions think the Smith debate is nonsense, the 3 signings to replace Jack haven’t started a premier league game yet. 9 games in, just a lot of noise from social media fans who play fifa n football manager and expect instant success.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
5 years
@knowledgeisall @georgiebingham In football fan parlance . top shithousery.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@HLTCO The 🎶 villa til I die 🎶 sung with such passion, dare I say Venom, as he came on was inspired by the Holte End, showing what it really means to be a Villa fan. Better than the booing.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
@liamb0117 @HLTCO Tbh the flags added to it, gave the fans a souvenir, and something to wave and get involved from the off. For once the team didn’t wave the white flag to the opposition, and the fans made it quite hostile for city, which is amazing for spurs fans.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
For picking random seats what a view #UTV #Valencia
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
5 months
@GreenBadgeSPUR @PerthshireMags @RMTunion RMT isnt even the Union for the drivers, so you want a train without a guard or customer service manager on board as well? .That would be a very “safe environment” for single women travellers?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
This is so true regardless of what you thought of Tony Benn.
@FenCoul
Fencoul at mastodon dot scot
3 years
Overall I'm not a Bennite but he was 💯% spot-fcuking-on with this. 👇. "The way a government treats refugees is very instructive because it shows you how they would treat the rest of us if they thought they could get away with it."
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@HLTCO That’s BT commentary all over, too busy wittering, he loves the sound of his own voice.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 months
@sjsuth Is it because he (or his family) have massive shareholding in the drug company behind the screening process?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
5 years
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
Looks like ITV have pulled out all the stops for Thursday night FA Cup, their first live game of 2024, and it’s Laura Woods with….Eni Eluko and Jobi McAnuff…#FACup
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
9 months
And we are all here @DannyGav77 @Kieronocall @BenidormVilla @MsCarolKitch with the photo
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
We have arrived in Valencia, parked the car for the weekend and now for some lunch #UTV #AVFC #VALENCIA
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
@alexjones1988 @grahamruthven Suggests they understand England’s squad better than Gareth does tbh.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
8 months
@BoskoBoot The sense of entitlement from some of the season ticket holders is unreal. A rare chance to go to villa for the folks not usually able to get a seat means these champions league games will sell out regardless.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
Its not all fun n games this Xmas, my Dad faceplanted the pavement coming to join us for a morning drink. Ambulance and local A&E, through in less than an hour. Thanks to the bar staff that picked him up, he hadn't reached the bar we were in. I had only had 1 so could drive
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 months
@avfc_stef @markgoldbridge The Man Utd that bought all its rivals main men….Leeds beat us to a title, let’s buy Cantona, NUFC pushed us close, let’s buy Andy Cole, Villa pushed us close let’s buy Dwight Yorke….Upset they can’t do that anymore.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@RevRichardColes Exactly this, BBC’s job is to broadcast it, not to do crowd control.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
@AVFC_News Is villa’s recruitment based on jacks holiday to Ibiza last year?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Yesterday we collected the keys for the “new” house, my days of being lazy in the sun are over as it’s a right fixer upper. Not been lived in for a couple of years. 🏡🇪🇸☀️
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@BladeoftheS Nationalised and all shareholders paid nothing?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
@AVFCTheReligion None we will get Fortress energy to sponsor villa park for 100m a year, its one of wes edens companies and if it works for Citeh. Its called Fortress Villa park by the press anyway at the moment.
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@MrWayneGarton
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1 year
@jlancaster0 But it was Hawkeye that kept us up 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
9 months
@AST0NVlLLA He supported the club, you helped rip them off….
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@AVFCMarkM @madison_tayt And if they are English they are bought up that tipping is 10%. If they are Spanish they are bought up you don’t tip as they staff are paid properly to the job and aren’t reliant on tips.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
5 years
@ChrisMasterjohn So sun rich countries like spain and italy should have had little or no cases?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
10 PRINT “RIP Sir Clive”;.20 GOTO 10.Sad news as Sir Clive Sinclair died today. Many hours spent on Manic Minor, Jetset Willy, Daley Thompson’s Decathon and Lords of Midnight as a teen on my sx spectrum #RIPSirClive
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
@villaontour_ Maybe your mate Jimi can get a ticket?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@TaylorTwellman @LAFC Bale is playing for free, but his contract includes membership of every golf course in California and no commitment to training more than 2 mornings a week.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Tell me you don’t know how transfer windows work without saying you don’t know how transfer windows work.
@Jw_Av04
Jack
2 years
In desperate need for a DM with dendonkey still injured and not a suitable position for chambers to play in I know a guy…
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@Villamole1 Villa fans supporting their manager, then supporting the new manager. Fans dont sack managers, they support them.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@AVFCTranstweet LJ: Unai get in your box. UE *looks around n down finally spots LJ*.UE LJ you need to stand on a box.UE *carries on regardless*.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@jaywhite_1 @villan_ginger I don’t want Mings to go and miss a month of Emery’s coaching, in exchange for Southgate’s l’m to scared to try n win so let’s not lose tactics…Tactical hammy against Brighton incoming.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@beds_villafan @AVFCchats He watched the Villa in the championship, if he was going to fake being a football fan there are easier ways.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
@KateEMcCann @villan_ginger Welcome to the transport life of the country outside London, buses stopping at 7pm. No tube, if your in a village no buses at all. It makes car owning a necessity.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
10 months
@tylerAV_1 Love her sign, sums up Villa Twitter since the end of the season
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@JasonTweets1980 If it’s that easy why don’t you apply to be a teacher? The schools are crying out for them 🤷‍♂️.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Finally the original bathroom has been refitted, the last room in the house to be done. One week until my parents move in.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
10 months
15 years together today, so pre meal out drinks in Bobs. And the wedding rings on for a change.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
This is something we can all get behind @VillaAndProud and make sure it’s completely acceptable.
@BirminghamPride
Birmingham Pride
3 years
It’s the @bbcstrictly final tonight! . History will be made as two LGBTQ+ men perform together in the shows final, for the first time. Wishing #johnandjohannes the very best of luck and sending them love for the final! ♥️ #Strictly2021
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@StevieGsVilla @danbardell And here lies the UK’s problem no credible opposition, crying out for a centre party.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
4 years ago, Citeh scored from a corner that should’ve been a goal kick, Marvelous great tackle that got at yellow card….But I was there
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@F1 So dominant that it won the constructors championship, Oh 🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Ok watched the game in a bar in Benidorm full of villa and Geordie supporters and I was in my Villa shirt, a couple of the Geordies after said well done you played us off the park. So much for this fake rivalry. #UTV #VTID.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
10 months
@salliewebster11 @HMCTSgovuk @kirkkorner Let me guess the security in courthouses has been subcontracted to someone like Serco?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@MarinaPurkiss I think the Russians obviously paid more than Hancock did 🤷‍♂️.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
8 months
@MagpieMediaX The result last night was 6 years to the day since we threw a cabbage 🥬 at Brucie….Fair play lad.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@jasonlm70 @AngelaRayner The difference between a private vote and one where the results are recorded and published.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
Never fall in love with a loan signing from the Villa, ask Preston, Swindon and Mk dons fans.
@UpTheRs
UpTheRs
3 years
WOW. Tim Iroegbunam was OUTSTANDING tonight…Aston Villa have some player on their hands👏🏼👏🏼
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@espenstrand A great place but a bit further from the ground is @TheBartonsArms a classic old english pub with lovely Thai food.
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Wayne Garton
1 year
Oh look balloons
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 months
@TheOriginal_Cat Goal gets scored £8 pint in plastic cup goes up in the air over the fans below, that’s the mentality since the box parks fanzones started. Never saw people throwing beer before that.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@Football__Tweet Vidic not getting sent off league cup final 2010, Phil Dowd bottled it.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 months
@mjavfc1 The only pot 4 team to qualify for last 16, we are definitely punching.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
Lunch out in Benidorm
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 months
@VillaViews_ I would start Malen on the right, Asensio as the 10 and Rashford on the left. Give Rogers a rest and a reminder no one is guaranteed a place.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
9 months
@AVL8ton Are they as bad as the rangers ones that smashed the place up?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
Oh the flag didn’t go up and Edison is injured and the commentators notice. Didn’t care about Mings on matchday one or Digne a few weeks ago.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@BladeoftheS The whole board of directors should be put on trail for fraud then, how can they borrow just to pay dividends rather restore their infrastructure.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@act19833 Had us on our feet applauding 👏🏻👏🏻 cracking tackle.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 months
Just watched MOTD no analysis of the disallowed goal, then @GaryLineker say Villa have lost 7 straight games after champions league games and puts up a graphic with the 1 win 3 draws and the 4 losses, very poor from them today.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 month
@WhatTheForkLads It’s Xabi Alonso, Emery is Basque no way he is going to Franco’s team.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
@StevoHodson @ALJack0 @talkSPORT That’s a bit like his first training session under Rafa, .DM “I don’t understand…”.Rafa “that’s ok Danny I am selling you to Charlton”.DM “I don’t understand…”.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
8 months
@wrightyavfc Fly home Saturday after the game. First flight out of Valencia airport to BHX on Monday lands at so in training in plenty of time. Sunday with the fam in Spain 🤷‍♂️.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
@YorkshireVillan @ishumacon Brings Chaos wherever he goes.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Another good thread from Our Man in New York.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
🎶Ain’t n body like El Ghazi 🎶.#CeasefireForGazaNOW.
@elghazi1995
Anwar El Ghazi
2 years
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@AdictedToFootie Gerrard “Chelsea should be coming to Villa Park and wiping the floor with us”.Emery has a plan and walks away from Stamford bridge with 3 points and the only clean sheet in todays EPL games.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
5 months
@RdRoth @mrso82 @KatharineMerry Feck me, talk about doubling down 🤡.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
9 years
As it stands via @BBCSport. So Martin Atkinson needs to get his cards out! #bbcfootball #EURO2016 #HUNPOR.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
For those Fans that still need a football fix after Villa play on a Friday night, Give Kaine a birthday crowd to remember #AVFC #UTV.
@KaineKeslerHayd
Kaine Kesler
4 years
🏟
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 years
@TyBracey Forest for Burnley is such an upgrade.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@BladeoftheS What tory donors shell company was behind that?.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 months
Well Villa only got a point at home and everything is doom n gloom, then I just remind myself of where I live #TerraceView it’s a hard life
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
7 months
Out celebrating Dad coming home minus a gall bladder. Still work to do to make sure he continues to eat n drink properly, but we will get there.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
1 year
Just had a couple of pints catch up with @AstonBenidorm2 and now a pint on the prom #Benidorm
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
6 years
@NicolaSturgeon Best seat in the house
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
@HLTCO That’s the BT level of co commentary, Keown, Savage and Mcmanaman all chat to the main commentators about shite not the game in front of them.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
4 years
@pgr_analytics 2 shots on target and 4 goals? That’s a 200% success rate.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
10 months
@ImRobWalker @Callum_JN It’s like the South African runner Caster Samanya, both can’t help having high levels of testosterone, but it’s much more an issue in boxing than running. As for the Dutch child rapist he should be banned from any sport.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
@TyBracey This Leon Bailey is the one that plays for us tho’.
@AVFCStatto
Aston Villa Statto
2 years
Leon Bailey missed a penalty and the rebound as Jamaica drew 1-1 with the USA last night in the group stages of CONCACAF. #avfc | #utv | #vtid .
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
7 months
@AVFCOfficial SJM there’s hundreds of words….“Good”.Master of understatement….
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
3 months
@AVFCStatto Need those semi automatic offsides not random lines drawn by refs in shockley park.
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@MrWayneGarton
Wayne Garton
2 years
Start of our anniversary break @MsCarolKitch
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