🇨🇦 Izzy Nobre
@MrNobre
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Izzy’s the name, retro/portable tech is the game! For a double dose check my Brazilian account, @izzynobre
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@THEtrlppyIoner
It's uncomfortable to smash our testicles between our thighs -- so much so, it's not a position a man will natural sit in.
You on the other hand are taking pictures of strangers without their consent to post on the internet, which I find at least 10 times worse.
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Most insane shit ever
Brazilian kid goes missing. In his room they find books written in code, a massive statue. Also wrote on walls
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Only true 90s kids will remember this very obscure videogame
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"Alright, people STILL aren't shooting up theatres. Let's go to plan B. Yes I know it's super flimsy but we got no other choice"
"Rock and Roll Part 2," a song by convicted child sex offender Gary Glitter, plays for about two minutes as Joaquin Phoenix, who plays the Joker, dances down a flight of stairs
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“Where are you from?”
“Brazil”
“Where in Brazil?!”
“Fortaleza”
“Is that like, close to Rio?”
“No, it’s in Nordeste. Ceará, to be exact”
“What?”
“Rio, I’m from Rio. I invented soccer. Carnaval is my actual middle name. That big Christ statue is my cousin.”
“Where are you from?”
“Sweden”
“Where in Sweden?”
“Örserum”
“What’s it near??”
“Tranås, Gränna, Jönköping”
“Huh?”
“Stockholm, I’m from Stockholm. All my friends are blonde, blueeyed, big breasted babes, I live in an IKEA and I only eat meatballs.”
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The National Museum of Brazil, in Rio de Janeiro, is the oldest scientific institution in the country.
It was founded by king John VI of Portugal on June 6, 1818, when the Portuguese royal family fled to Brazil, in a bid to escape from Napoleon
It burned to the ground today
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@shoe0nhead
real talk
I have a significant amount of disabled people in my family -- including a sibling who was born without the fingers in her right hand
For very obvious reasons I'm all for inclusivity in all aspects, including language, but this one is just completely insane
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I love how there's always someone in the replies freaking out like "OMG you spend 2 grand go play pokemon!!!!!"
First of all how dare you
It was almost 3 grand
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PS Classic now selling at Costco for a measly 30 bucks Canadian
Remember: this came out 2 months ago TO THE DAY at $130 Canadian
This is easily THE biggest videogaming flop of our generation, bar none. Holy SHIT
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@ShushJamie
@VitoGesualdi
Fuck the contract. A decent company would've refunded the money regardless. Dude lost his wife to be, god damn
Them standing their ground on the basis of "muh contract" is fucking disgusting
And all of this over $1800, what the FUCK
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Brazilian twitter is having fun with this one today
Paul spells and sounds like "Pau" which means "dick" in Portuguese
Gosar is almost the same as "Gozar", which mean "to cum"
And he won with 69.69% of the votes
It's too perfect
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I hate to RT and give it even more exposure this but the commentary warrants it
It's so incredibly irresponsible to promote this sort of downright suicidal bullshit under the guise of "RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!111😍"
Maybe I finally crossed into "grumpy old man" territory
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There were tons of news stories about how the Museum needed repairs. Lots of exposed wires, things like that.
These were reported in May. Nothing much was done.
Today, it burned down. It's a sad day for our scientific community.
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The biggest ever protest in Brazilian history is happening right now. Estimated 3 million people out on the streets
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Someone needs to tell JK Rowling that it's ok she wasn't thinking much about representation in media when she wrote Harry Potter
I mean, it was the 90s when she started the series and defined the characters, no one was really thinking about it at the time. Different times
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hey
@CosmonautMarcus
Hocus Pocus is trending and this is all I remember about Hocus Pocus
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Yo you think American politics are wild?
The guy most likely to win the gubernatorial race in São Paulo just had his nudes leaked
Wait did I say “nudes”?
I meant “orgy with 5 prostitutes”
Yes. It’s as graphic as you’d think.
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There's a small but apparently growing movement of people who want Brazil to become a monarchy again
All their pictures are kinda hilarious, like this bizarre ritual of sorts they performed in what appears to be a leftover set from the Saw movies
Now here's the kicker
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It's Super Mario World
They manage to clickbait Super Mario World like it's some kind of super obscure indie art house game you may have not heard about lol
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I’m legitimately furious at this
Imagine being treated this way by your own family, who then records the entire thing for the world to see.
On your birthday.
There’s goofing around, and then there’s sadistically humiliating a kid
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This is quite literally the most pretentious thing I’ve ever read in my entire life
#JokerMovie
is an efficacious & disturbing film that's equally meritorious & tragic. Phoenix's roaring, monstrous performance as the Clown of Crime is so immaculate, so maestoso, it's a prodigious accomplishment, and marks the apex of his already superlative career.
#Venezia76
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Some huge Brazilian influencer who tried to sicc her following on me was arrested lol
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It takes a completely irredeemable piece of human garbage to do something like this to a defenseless 74 year old man
Let her rot in prison forever
A 74-year-old man who was pushed off a Las Vegas bus—allegedly by a woman he had told to "be nicer"—has died from injuries he suffered when he hit the sidewalk.
The 25-year-old suspect has been charged with his murder.
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My father passed away suddenly. I'm headed back to Canada to be with my siblings.
Talk to your parents often. And forgive them. It's true what they say. In the end, we lament the time lost and the words not said
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After finally having Chick Fil A and Five Guys I don’t think I could ever hold obesity against the US
that shit is incredible and I’d easily weigh 500lbs if I had access to that back home
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The thing about the 4:3 aspect ratio on the Z Fold 3 is that it's perfect for watching old school anime and playing retro games
I could do that on other phones but it was just not as good
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This is hilarious. Someone took Brazilian expressions and translated them into English. All of them are real things we say
MY DICK WITH GLASSES lol it’s basically “yeah right, my ass” except 10 times funnier because it’s a dick wearing glasses like come on
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But in all seriousness
I never play emulators on this phone, I have a bunch of dedicated devices that work better for it. I saw someone doing it in a YouTube video and wanted to give it a shot
Some people are might salty about someone trying an emulator on a phone 🤷♂️
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I don’t drink. I hate the taste
Ppl have a SERIOUS hard time processing that. They always stare at me like I’m an alien, expecting a deeper explanation. Sometimes they outright go WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DONT DRINK?
I’m gonna start saying I’m a recovering alcoholic instead 😂
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This is an actual picture of an actual Legislative Assembly hearing in Brazil
Not a joke.
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lol a Brazilian congressman just threatened me with a lawsuit for calling him a vermin on Twitter
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Americans: "wow Trump sure tweets some vulgar, unpresidential stuff sometimes!"
Brazilian president: pffff hold my caipirinha bitch, here's a video of a dude pissing on another dude's head
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@JonTronShow
you gotta admit
making the experience worse and worse with each passing year IS on brand for YT though
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“Folding cellphones are stupid and dumb!”
Yes but at the same time
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Settle in, this one is a doozy
Few years ago, this dude went on a one-man revolution against the Brazilian government
This is the story of Daniel Fraga
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hey so
how come more people don't sneak into another screening room after they finish their movie
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I was just sent this by a fan
Apparently I'm cruising Tinder in Brazil and I'm also called Felipe
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Out of everything I’ve ever read on social media,
@realbuntyking
’s recent words stuck with me the most
“Sometimes you just have to let people be wrong about you”
This is so undeniably true. I regret not hearing this sooner.
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@Gusbuckets
GUY: also it would help to be insufferably self righteous about it, too. Like really come off as the kind of guy you’d avoid at a party
BOSS: say no more
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@JordanUhl
@classiclib3ral
I legit thought this was a meme or something
it's a direct quote. The FUCK
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Ok so in case you were wondering what’s the point of a folding phone
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The police is a corrupt, racist and abusive institution who serves to uphold the evil status quo...
And only they should have the guns...?
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This is why I don't really care if GTA6 takes another 3 years to come out. Why rush these out if they will be unplayable for another few years anyway
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In my hometown, cops arrested 3 gangmembers who moonlighted as… well I don’t know how to explain this to North Americans but they dressed up as superheroes and drove around in this… party bus-type situation I guess is the best way to put it
The police chief’s name is TANOS
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ABSOLUTE MANIACS
Super Mario Bros. 1-1, but it's flipped on its side by DannyB.
ID: 9M3-SNK-WRF
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IF CONNOR MCGREGOR BEATS MAYWEATHER ILL GIVE EVERYONE WHO RETWEETS THIS $1000
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@ChrisRGun
what's REALLY fucked was some lobbyist on CNBC or something shit talking about making it a bannable offense to discuss stocks on social media to prevent this from happening again LOL
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Thankfully they will bring wholesomeness back to this great game of...
*checks papers*
...shooting people in the face for their belongings then proceeding to literally dance over their corpses
Fortnite's boob physics are an 'embarrassing and unintended' mistake, will be fixed
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a retrogaming yotuber to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if a backlit Game Boy would help them.
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@anitasarkeesian
see, again Anita, this is why it's kinda hard to be on your side
You say something kinda silly (if harmless), ignore ALL level-headed/polite criticism of the point you made, and hyperfocus on the straw men that perpetually prove you "right"
Rinse, repeat. It's... predictable
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A bus was hijacked in Rio today. A gunman held 37 people hostage for 4 hours. He also doused the bus in gasoline, threatening to blow the whole thing up
During the ensuing gridlock, Brazilians started doing literally the most Brazilian thing imaginable
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Ah yes, segregation, that's a great idea!
Why stop at movies? Let's have all sorts of separate (but equal!) things just for black people 🙄
Since they had a women only showing of Wonder Woman I demand a black folk only showing of Black Panther. Not a single white person. NOT ONE.
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Fun fact!
In Brazil, it’s illegal to give your children embarrassing names. There’s an actual list of banned names
Some of them include SHIT, PANTIES, PLEASURE BOX and CLCKLCKCNJHHHHJ (???)
(Most of the list is just slang for either “gay”, “dick” or “pussy”)
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Reservoir Dogs is a better film than Pulp Fiction and you all know it
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@kevinlieber
@NetHistorian
"Don't know who needs to hear this, but [*stuff no one cares or needs to hear about*]"
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As of tomorrow I'll be 100% debt free for the first time in my entire adult life
Car paid off, taxes paid off, all credit cards paid off.
This feels liberating. I should go buy a bunch of shit to celebrate. MAYBE A NEW CAR
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PirateBay
The streaming wars have begun!
📺 HBO Max
📺 Apple TV+
📺 Hulu
📺 Netflix
📺 Disney+
📺 Peacock
📺 Amazon Prime Video
📺 CBS All Access
📺 Criterion Channel
📺 Quibi
Which platforms will you be watching?
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*when it’s not politically expedient
Companies are not your friend, are not progressive, are not out to “make the world a better place” — no matter what their marketing teams try to tell you.
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A Brazilian serial killer with over 100 confirmed victims left jail after 40 years (yeah!) and is now, wait for it...
A youtuber. No fucking joke. Dude is a commentary youtuber now, fresh off his release from the clink lmao 28k subs so far
Why do we even let Brazil be a country
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My ardent Second Amendment-defending friends, who have for years nurtured the fantasy of taking down a tyrannical regime, seem very ok with both cops killing unarmed civilians and with militarized police suppressing peaceful protests by force.
Odd. Very, very odd.
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@ChrisRGun
To prove your point:
I literally have NO IDEA to which terrorist attack you're refering to right now.
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In Brazil, lawmakers prohibited bars from serving alcohol to discourage large public gatherings
Bars have taken to placing coke bottles on the patio tables and serving beer in plastic cups that have been painted black on the outside
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@swissarmysimp
@Adamski
I thought this game was unwinnable because you started with the best possible example but then I hit the royal straight flush
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"Some have called me a sycophant. That is incorrect. I'm actually something worse"
Some have called me "sycophant" for unrelenting support of the president.
I am not.
I believe Trump was sent by God to lead America through this most perilous moment in our history, blessed with a vision and second-sight beyond his innate strategic brilliance.
He is our voice.
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The Brazilian Supreme Court ordered the suspension of a Twitter account today over "the disruption of the nacional order"
It's a 67yo retiree with 37 followers who criticized the Supreme Court online. Cops actually WENT TO HIS HOUSE
My country, I'm sad to say, is an utter joke
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@drmistercody
@ContraPoints
like many others, I myself was wading a bit too far into the anti-SJW hysteria. She brought me back to sanity.
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so this is legitimately a thing now -- people accusing me of lying about being Brazilian
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@LilithLovett
@shoe0nhead
ahh but you see that's the thing
in order for their narrative to work, they'll argue it wasn't on her own free will
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Gringos will never understand the horror that is the South American Electric Shower
That's exactly what it looks and sounds like. A shower literally plugged into an outlet to provide hot water
This is by the way one of the most professional-looking installs of the SAES
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Alternatively, it's her series, so if this is a really important thing for her, she could just go ahead and write more Wizarding World books with LGBTQ characters.
I guarantee Potterheards would love the news of more books, and she gets to ACTUALLY do what she's trying to do
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A Brazilian senator was caught embezzling roughly US$135,000 from taxpayer money via some state bank
He was convicted to 4y of house arrest
He still gets to serve his term in the senate
Today the court approved his request to go on vacation in Aruba
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The sweet release of Death is near
Cthulhu, take us
A mysterious sound deep in the Arctic seems to be causing sea animals to flee
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One such group is called "Associação Cultural Princesa Isabel"
Which they shorten on social media to, and you can even see it in the first screenshot, ASS CULT
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