An oddly delectable assortment of noise biscuits with which to feed your ear brains. #MFMF_MFMF Join me in listening to some of my favorite songs. This is ever-growing. https://t.co/WRVFL5KXtA

We heard her cry We have come to intervene You will change your ways and you will make amends Or we will wipe this place clean Your time is tick, tick, ticking away...

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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States

Synced @CrooksPBP & @damonbenning to the TV copy…and suddenly the Nebraska–UCLA highlights got juice. If this doesn’t fire you up, check your pulse. Youtube: https://t.co/Z6u9m9JS6Z

AND ZOHRAN COOKS CUOMO THE BOZO

Operation:

🚨 A herpes-infected monkey is on the run after a truck crash in Mississippi. Details: https://t.co/Wiwq4602ms

JASON ALDEAN IS ALL SKERS THIS WEEKEND. 🌽

As always, a huge shoutout to an incredibly informative, wildly important, & potentially lifesaving stream from @ryanhallyall tonight RE the series of significant weather events through #NE and #IA tonight #newx #iawx #yallsquad Oh & I had to hop on the #AIfigurine bandwagon 😅

BREAKING: Susan Crawford WINS the Wisconsin Supreme Court election! This is a monstrous win for Democrats and a horrible defeat for MAGA. I guess schemes to pay voters don’t have the same impact as Trump’s failures.

After firing hundreds of federal employees with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) last week, including critical meteorologists and forecasters with the National Weather Service (NWS); the Trump Administration and Elon Musk’s Department of Government

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in. Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then. 🧵

Accurate

TFW your drunk husband won't STFU and drive us home from this party I've been trying to leave for over an hour but he just keeps blabbering his gibberish like a fool but it's part of the game and, mother fucker... I'm in this fuckin game to win.

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3, 2, 1…. Action… #Scream7 #ScreamVII

🚨ITS OFFICIAL: Cameras started rolling. #Scream7 has officially started filming today. According to the rumors most of the cast is already in ATLANTA for the filming. #Scream5  #Scream6  #ghostface #Scream7 #ScreamVII #ScreamVI #screammovie

Charging Luigi with terrorism is part of a broader plan to infiltrate in circles where people expressed no sympathy for the CEO. Just like that woman getting arrested in Florida for telling Blue Cross they're next after she had her claim denied. They want to ban anti-corporate

5 Vehicle Accident: Y ST & N 10TH S ~~~ T1, T8, E3, M8 ~~~ LFR came up on a multi-vehicle accident. As well advising dispatch to let LTU know the bridge is a sheet of ice. ON SCENE 📸

GOT THE SWEEP TO GO SWEET! 🌹