MisterFister, PhD
@MrFisterThe3rd
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Flipmode. Flipmode is the greatest.
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Joined October 2022
The irony in voting for government grocery stores during a government shutdown
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@Nessakins_ Wait is she trying to mock that Pearl chick when they look alike?
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The assassination of Julius Caesar might have gone very differently if he had a couple of droidekas to back him up
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A new Christmas short featuring Wallace & Gromit has been released.
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Me watching the neighbors put up Christmas decorations while I've still got rotting pumpkins on the porch
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Really enjoying watching the people who don't live in NYC lose their shit over who the NYC mayor is.
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Sometimes I rub people the wrong way because I’m really bad at hand jobs
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They better bring back that entire cast of beauts.
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will return for a new ‘THE MUMMY’ movie Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillet (‘Scream 5’) are set to direct. (Source: https://t.co/5aPg1ULy2A)
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Told my daughter I have a VA exam for mental health and she said "well you're gonna fail that." Listen here, you little shit.
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Might become one of those accounts that only shares screenshots of posts from other peoples' accounts.
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Imagine if Johnny Cash covered "Closer" instead of "Hurt."
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