MisterFister, PhD
@MrFisterThe3rd
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Me, responding to 99.3% of my mentions.
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@robinn_ranger
@TheBaddestMitch
Two super human war criminals beat up orphan with heart problems after one of them killed his parents.
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@serperior83
@CallistoTheGame
Yes, fixing the PC version is definitely a wasted effort because you finished the game on PS5.
Room temp thought process, right there.
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So the kid that broke into my house, he lives with his mom just down the road from me, his mom is my age and single, and I have an idea.
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@EricShapiro3
Is it her doxxing people, her publicly smearing people she disagrees with, her victim mentality or her hypocrisy that you can't figure out?
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@reddit_lies
People forget that Thanksgiving originally stemmed from a tribe telling the colonists "we'll help you eat if you help us kill a neighboring tribe."
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I've been rooting for orcas for years, you youngin's just don't know.
Also Tilikum is my favorite orca purely based on his body count.
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@AwakenedOutlaw
Wow that's crazy, except it's a plane, the hole was the same size as a plane, and missles aren't that big
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@Roshan_Rinaldi
Maine has background check laws, like every state does, and an AR is not an assault rifle.
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@ShawnReynolds_
You'd think a former police officer and former army officer would know the difference between an M-4, Ar-15, and automatic weapons.
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@KamalaHarris
How many women had to raise their kids by themselves because you extended their husband's prison sentences?
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Steven Tyler jerked me off behind a Tallahassee Waffle House in 1997
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Normalize saying "no thanks, I don't work here" when someone tries to gesture you to a self checkout line.
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@Scotty3O3
They actually have evidence all the time, you lot just don't accept it because CNN/MSNBC didn't tell you about it.
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@simonjones1989
@concannock
It's saline water, it's sterile, and it's used to clean fresh tattoos.
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How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words
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I've been told not to use the term female, women, and girl, so I don't know what these bitches want from me.
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My ex is getting married to the guy she dated after me today, here in my hometown that I showed her, and is making posts about how much she "learned and grew from her last" as if she wasn't the most toxic being I've ever allowed in my life.
I should go crash that shit.
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@bpetrushev
@Yankee_Hawk
@AdamNearIdaho
@FrickinRod
@bskahan
@esjesjesj
Bruh by that logic someone doesn't win, say, a UFC fight because the opponent tapped out (aka gives up).
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@EdKrassen
@elonmusk
@StationCDRKelly
Dude there's countless video of him saying the covid shot prevents you from catching/spreading covid, and countless video of him claiming he never said that.
Don't even get started on his role in HIV.
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@xxxxyyyyxxxyy
@ask_aubry
"In the cart return. Where else? You see the cart return? That's where the carts go."
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I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.
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Women complain about being treated like a piece of meat but have you ever had meat? Delicious.
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@elizableu
Rather odd too how many people are mad and leaving because Twitter has "changed," yet the only thing that's changed is their child porn policy.
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@CosmosKangi
@The_RomaArmy
No he didn't, he said it at the end when he stated he was about to get naked (presumably to shower) and wasn't comfortable with her being there.
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@umyaznemo
...the hospital is still there. It wasn't damaged. This is the parking lot, where there's no impact crater or outside damage yet within minutes somehow they "knew" 500 people died.
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@DarrigoMelanie
Man, I can't believe there's been nobody in the years after Trump that had the power to reverse it.
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It's 2023, and "leave children alone" is a controversial statement for some fucking reason.
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@DoniTheDon_
@elonmusk
@jasondebolt
The amount of people who think the U.S. is a democracy is staggering.
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@JoJoFromJerz
My taxes were lower, and I could afford food and groceries. Plus I wasn't coerced to participate in medical tests.
Plus watching you obsessively cry over someone still living rent free in your head years later is a bonus.
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Guys will be like "you couldn't handle a man like me" and look like this
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@MiaFarrow
I remember not that long ago how women used the fact that they can grow and give life as an empowerment trait, now y'all use it as victimhood.
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@sisterinferior
@NewYorkStateAG
What if I visited a Muslim bakery and insisted they make a bacon-laced cake with a picture of Allah on it?
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@AntiKalergiPlan
Friendly reminder, the first Australians were not white people, and it did exist before ya'll came along.
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@niferjCPA
@shanaynay2012
@DaDogGod
@coolstoryhansel
Imagine being so weak that you get rekt by a baby.
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One time, I edited a wikipedia page in order to win an argument I was wrong about.
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@JohnRadioTFI
@GordWhite1
@ReadeAlexandra
@mtgreenee
@mattgaetz
Right commentators talked about it quite a lot. The left just dismissed and laughed it off.
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Just talked my daughter into breaking up with her toxic ass controlling boyfriend. Now I don't have to beat his ass.
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@noivaswright
@SHREK_THE_DANK
@theeSNYDERVERSE
Odd thing to say considering we love Lando, Mace, Saw, etc.
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@themucusonkel
@JackieFrancesca
@AsherCl11285056
@Ellies2ndaccnt
@MurphyYuiko
@mr_JasonW
@nbrink77
@brianleeellis
@guptastic11
@to_discussion
@Heather4amazon
@Vixen95Trish
@BumpstockBarbie
@DotPharm
@TheBasedTrinity
@Prolife_Sam
@drpoppyBHRT
Ah, so if it's unwanted, it's not a life with any rights, but if it is wanted, it is a life with rights.
Man, science is crazy.
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If you have a problem with me, text me.
If you don't have my number, you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me
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@Lightmourne
@shoe0nhead
@elonmusk
@KimDotcom
@SamHarrisOrg
Free speech is free of consequence. That's literally what makes it free speech.
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@kimmie_c_
The only people I've ever seen making any kind of issue about Jesus's skin color are the same people who sit around making everything about skin color while calling everyone else racist.
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@DJKeenstar
@TankieCh
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@RaheemKassam
At the 16 second mark, which shows you didn't watch it.
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