RT @DubzyOnceAgain: Throwing my stupid ass wife through a window because she asked me to take the trash out.

I made my kids wake up at 5:30 am today so they could go run a 5k with me. They both laughed and had fun, and when they got tired I reassured them they can do hard things and to keep pushing. Just in case you ever wanted to know what kind of mom I am.

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RT @Sloppy_McNuts: rage bait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

RT @unclefemme:

Cute first date idea

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White women the exact moment a single leaf falls to the ground

RT @DubzyOnceAgain: Putting my good-for-nothing wife in an arm bar because she asked me to go get her a redbull from the store this morning.

RT @TheCensoredRock: The best part about Labor Day weekend is putting up the Christmas tree.

RT @DamnRenegade: GM

Hi hello good morning

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RT @rainyskyatnight:

This could be us

RT @DubzyOnceAgain: Spearing my intellectually disabled wife through a wall because she folded my socks inside out.

Hi hello good morning

This could be us

RT @DubzyOnceAgain: Keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up like this

RT @LangmanVince: Now, this is a place I could work at 😂

RT @DubzyOnceAgain: Carving a penis into my wife’s comically large forehead with my pocket knife because she drank the last root beer.