Brandon Farmahini
@MrFarmahini
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Producer, Creator, Director, Podcaster on Wrong Side of 30, 90 Day Soiree, & Tell Them Who You Are
Austin,Tx
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WHAT KIND OF
@Marvel
SPIDERMAN ELETRO BULLSHIT IS THIS??!????!?
#austinenergy
#poweroutage
#austinweather
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Hey
#MarjorieTaylorGreene
, I fixed your sign. You’re welcome.
Our neighbor,
@RepMarieNewman
, wants to pass the so-called "Equality" Act to destroy women’s rights and religious freedoms.
Thought we’d put up ours so she can look at it every time she opens her door 😉🇺🇸
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I assume everyone who tried to
#BoycottNetflix
over the
#cuties
doc is going to be more enraged that
#kellyanneconway
shared nude photos of her own underage daughter
#claudiaconway
. No? Because it was fake outrage? Got it.
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@tedcruz
You know what they didn’t do? Kidnap her, put her in a work camp and gas her. That’s the point. Comparing her privileged ass to a Holocaust victim was fucking gross and people don’t want to work with her. You can’t cover yourself in shit and then force people to like you.
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@MollyJongFast
Can you imagine how many kids are now reading about critical race theory out of curiosity that never would never have cared if the government had not made it such a big freaking deal?
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I'm no pope but I don't think the bible is suppose to do that when you're holding it.
#Trump
#BunkerBoy
#dcblackout
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My father immigrated from Iran 40 yrs ago & is the most selfless man I've ever known. He's a proud American that actually pays his taxes.
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If Monty was Spider-Man this is how I think he would dress.
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I’ve been immortalized.
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Based on what they did tonight, which candidate would you think won the 2018 Texas Senate Race?
@tedcruz
or
@BetoORourke
#TexasBlackout
#TedCruz
#beto
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@davidfrum
@DevinCow
There is a fun game you can play with MAGA messaging where you replace “liberal” with “Jew” and “American” with “white man” and then make people guess if the sentence is from the 2020s or 1930s. It’s harder than you might think.
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President Trump is declaring war on dissidents living in the United States. This is what dictators do.
#WakeTheFuckUp
#protests2020
#CowardinChief
#neverforget1984
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Bro, you could change my voting location to the Chernobyl power plant and I would still be there.
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So I recently got rejected for this machinima gig because I “wasn’t qualified” which is pretty funny.
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If we’re stuck at home then the least the government can do is legalize weed.
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This is
@ChrisDemarais
asleep in a chair on a party boat party Memorial Day weekend 6 years ago.
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Crappy day but at least I wasn’t recorded committing election fraud.
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I’m sorry but if you refuse to wear a mask in public then you don’t get a goFundme when you get sick or die.
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Got a selfie with
@GeoffLRamsey
while passing him in the middle of the street!!!
http://t.co/LVyYAvs81A
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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@santiagomayer_
@oneunderscore__
Just think of all the people who looked up critical race theory & actually learned something bc those clowns wouldn’t shut up about it. Even the people who weren’t convinced were exposed to a new POV that they’ll never unsee and that’s valuable.
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Yes,
@paulaaguzman
and I are engaged. Thank you to everyone who has said such nice things since word got out.
http://t.co/YT8KE7RpOU
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@AOC
@LaCongresista
Please let us know if you make it to Austin. Lots of people who were stuck in frozen homes and continue to not have water. It might mean a lot to hear and see someone they are inspired by. Above all, be careful.
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@AndrewFeinberg
@realDonaldTrump
For some context, this is the federal courthouse that triggers Trump for some stupid reason.
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@MollyJongFast
@tedcruz
@Sethrogen
It takes a special kind of asshole to look at trump and think, “ I want to be like him when I grow up!”
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Donald Trump is going to honor a black man killed by police by killing more black men with more police.
The National Guard has arrived on the scene. They are in Minneapolis and fully prepared. George Floyd will not have died in vain. Respect his memory!!!
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100 million people were eligible to vote but didn't and I bet more than a few of them are on twitter complaining about the results
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I will not apologize for deleting Donald Trump’s profile nor will I refund his FIRST membership.
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To address some comments I’ve gotten: My tweets don’t represent Rooster Teeth bc I haven't worked there for 2 years. You can check out my podcasts here: Wrong Side of 30: Tell Them Who You Are: 90 Day Soiree:
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Today I say goodbye my friend but only for now. You'll find us again one day in one form or an infinite # of others.
http://t.co/J8UfkTpUFO
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@realDonaldTrump
This dude is either terrified of being blamed for 5 deaths or terrified of losing his twitter account again. Props to the editors if they cut out some dumb BS in that cut to the corner cam.
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*comes
I officially hate
@MrFarmahini
purely just because of all the shit that come out of his mouth which is a completely pointless argument
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Kinda wish the president of the United States wasn’t such a little bitch about everything.
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I wish I could say it felt good to cancel my
#cybertruck
from
#Tesla
but it was really depressing. It’s a marvelous piece of engineering but I will not fund Musk’s effort to reestablish Russian disinformation on
#twitter
under the guise of “free speech”. Good bye sweet prince.
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This is a major highway in Houston and it's only going to get worse. Stay strong and stay inside.
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@jonlovett
It’s worse for people like me who hate Trump but have always loved drinking bleach. I don’t know what to support anymore.
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Imagine bragging about reducing gun safety training.
Texas safeguards the 2nd Amendment.
Today, Constitutional carry goes into effect.
Texans who legally own a gun are now allowed to carry it in public. No license or training is needed.
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When you accidentally slip and hurt yourself downtown and no one you know is around to help! At least
#ML2ATX
looks like it’ll happen!
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Love how
@patthewanderer
passes out holding his mouse after a late night. Monty's influence lives on.
#missyou
http://t.co/IPyD6NLJo2
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@the_transit_guy
@BrentToderian
Yet the state of New York can spend 600 million on a football stadium in Buffalo.
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Please consider (& share if you can) contributing to the difficult needs of Monty and his Family. I love you Monty.
http://t.co/zBiMA4aTot
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Bahahahahahabahahahabahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#ElectionResults2020
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I’ve never been so sure that the urban myth that Steve from Blue’s Blues was a serial killer is 100% true.
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Wow the
#BTS
fans are feisty and definitely can’t take a joke.
@3YearLetterman
@bts_bighit
BTS can’t compete with American talent like Kid Rock or the Gangnam Style dude.
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Doing my best not to get suspended from
@Nextdoor
again but boy are some people making it hard….
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Austin has now opened up the downtown convention center for overflow Covid patients. Thank you to
@GregAbbott_TX
for forcing Austin to re-open indoor dining after 10PM on New Years Eve weekend via the Texas Supreme Court. Real good job governing and making the hard decisions.
This shutdown order by Austin isn't allowed. Period.
My executive order stops cities like Austin from arbitrarily shutting down businesses.
The city has a responsibility to enforce existing orders, not make new ones.
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@blaireerskine
If anyone is wondering what Beto was doing last night:
Based on what they did tonight, which candidate would you think won the 2018 Texas Senate Race?
@tedcruz
or
@BetoORourke
#TexasBlackout
#TedCruz
#beto
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@3YearLetterman
@bts_bighit
BTS can’t compete with American talent like Kid Rock or the Gangnam Style dude.
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To the dude that jacked my stereo: I hope you get a kind of super STD strand that is so uniquely extreme and disgusting that scientists will name it after you. May that be your legacy.
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There are have been 57 presidential elections before today and we are still here. Move forward and stay active politically.
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@mkraju
Wish I could think of a reason people might target the clerks too.
Ted Cruz recklessly speculates, with zero proof, that he believes it was a clerk with Justice Sotomayor that leaked the SCOTUS brief.
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It’s hard not to feel weird when you’re cruising around looking for homeless people even if it’s to give out some leftover pizzas....
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Fuck Lil Pimp. These dudes backing trump because of Joe’s 400k+ tax plan really can’t see the forest for the trees.
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Looks like I called how the world would end 3 years ago. Suck it
@TheTylerCoe
. Thanks to reddit u/SkilledAE7 for digging up the clip.
@JessicaVasami
#coronavirus
#COVID19
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Hit 7 years
@RoosterTeeth
which is more than half of its lifetime. My desk was so tidy & our cameras were so big.
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@tedcruz
They are dead along with the people you helped kill in the capitol riot. You’re a traitor to The United States.
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Y,all someone literally threw a butt plug out their car window. Like…. Why?????
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What a guy. He’s not pandering for votes. He’s just a good dude.
Thanks to Arnold
@Schwarzenegger
for stopping by to serve breakfast for the firefighters at the
#CampFire
; and pick up the morale of some exhausted first responders.
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Please send your best to Monty, his family and his wife
@sheenie_weenie
. There is nothing else in this world he loves more than her.
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That day has finally come. I’m very happy to announce
@ChrisDemarais
’s candidacy for Governor of Texas.
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Just whip your dicks out and measure already. We don't have all day.
Military solutions are now fully in place,locked and loaded,should North Korea act unwisely. Hopefully Kim Jong Un will find another path!
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