Making this my pinned tweet tbh.

RESTAURANTS, STOP PUTTING KALE IN CAESAR SALADS.

People complain about trailers giving too much away these days, but I have seen multiple ads for Megalopolis now and I still could not tell you one single thing about that movie.

RT @TAMinusContext: what he is doing.

RT @TheRickyDavila: A sharp reminder that Hillary Clinton was ahead in the polls too and look what the result was, so let’s stop promoting….

RT @xkcd: President Venn Diagram

Happy Caesar Salad Day to all those who celebrate!

Why does every version of this meme feel exactly like a scene from Disco Elysium.

RT @jaketropolis: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL.". "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.". "Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod….

Our first amendment jurisprudence is gonna be so fucken weird after this year.

The fact that we say “French horn” but also “cor anglais”.

RT @ntraft: I reposted this earlier but I'm doing it again because this is the clearest demonstration I've EVER seen showing how GPT-4 appr….

Not loving this information environment where I sometimes hear news about the British royal family.

RT @sadderlizards: hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine.

This aged well.

Natural phenomena with weirdly good PR:.- Cicadas.- The moon (don’t miss this month’s ultra-rare Triple Diamond Bloodwolf Star Moon!).- Meteor showers (biggest ____eid shower in years!).- Tropical storms but I get why this one makes sense.

RT @depthsofwiki: The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phra….

RT @PostGuild: Three hours until Washington Post workers start our 24-hour unfair labor practice strike at midnight Dec. 7. Don’t cross th….

RT @perfectsweeties: taylor swift fans have constructed a lore so intricate she sounds like a bloodborne boss. they’ll be like “when she wa….

I realize I’ve said this before, but I’m listening to Pulsifer v US for the second time this week, and I’m mad.

Textualism really is amazing. They really took the whole vast problem of legal interpretation and pretended that it could be reduced to a simple matter of parsing English grammar — to be handled by nine people who barely understand English grammar.