Vicodin Skywalker
@MoeLesterrrrr
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Upper East Side Douche | ΣΑΕ Alum | Former Pledge Class President | Amex Platinum authorization on Dad’s card
Manhattan, NY
Joined March 2025
Hey idiot remember what we did in 1776? Thanks.
Sore head after 1 cocktail? Americans are so gay.
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I once asked @Gramercy_Goblin how can I tell if you’re a true Jew, he proved his point last night when he requested me $103 for the bag because of a $3 ATM processing fee.
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Walked maybe less than .2 miles to the Q and it looks like I just spent the entire day at Sea World. How do you stop the sweating.
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Seeing @jackmehoff796 @HeywoodJasukme @RyanOlover this weekend. Heywood said no bag since his mom is gonna be there. Do we still bring a bag? #LANK.
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Just jerked off before my 2 PM interview. I have been using this ritual for the last 3 years. It’s the equivalent to LeBron throwing his baby powder in the air before game time.
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Me and the girl I met on Hinge at Gem Saloon while my girl friend is at our 1 bed walk up trying to pay the utility bill through ACH.
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Polo Bar this, Monkey Bar that, give me Djais in 5 idiot.
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He was like that one kid in your pledge class who you ripped for consecutive weeks in a row but if somebody else from the outside tried to make fun of him you would bury them.
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Accidentally double booked dates this Sunday, rescheduled one of them to Saturday, to realize I had one already scheduled that Saturday, but I have friends party Saturday so I have to cancel all of the dates Saturday.
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Your retard MD who hates his wife and kids and the feelings are mutual :.
@BoringBiz_ Exactly! Work-life balance is earned, not given.
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The streets will never forget the run Lil Tjay went on in 2018.
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This is my impression of me seeing a man over the age of 25 drinking a Happy Dad :. “Hey man what time does your wife’s boyfriend usually come over on Sundays”.
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All this money for what, can’t even enjoy it. Stop trying to convince people they need to kill themsleves in their mid 20s to enjoy their future life lmfao.
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The worst take on this app of all time, I know people who worked their ass off in their mid 20s — never spent time with their family, friends, traveled, etc. and then got hit with a life threatening illness a few years later. Work-Life balance is sought after for a reason.
If you're in your 20's and your main job criteria is "work-life balance" then you're setting yourself up for a miserable 30's-60's.
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You merely adopted wealth, I was born it, molded by it.
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