Goldman Fachs
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GP @ Archegos Capital Management | Researching more than just your portco | Don’t worry, it’s on the house
Manhattan, NY
Joined December 2024
For what?.
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron resigns.
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I know there are some sick mfers who just got home and are considering not showering just b/c they did this morning.
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Jews don’t have to pay interest on bank loans in America but everyone else does. I’m dead serious.
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In 24 hours I’ll be back to sweating my balls off climbing the stairs at the 53rd/5th Ave station broken escalator
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My respect for Mrs. Johnson continues to climb.
sorry to report, but I have a new boner record. 3 hr 36 min . the movie Titanic is 3 hr 14 min
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Was suspect at first but give her a spin and thank me later
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RT @davidgross_man: Once in a generation talent. We're breathing rarefied air in New York City. I need Bill Ackman to send this man $25 mil….
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“AI will lead to massive GDP growth”. AI:.
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Gavin suffers from a very rare disorder where he has to let CA burn at least once a f month
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I smell a GGs very soon for me and my brethren.
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Electric chair for this guy seems fair.
DoorDash driver was utterly incompetent so I went off on her. I hate incompetence.
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Submit notice of my resignation to focus on August in St Tropez
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