Tears of a Clown
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~Life's a joke so just laugh ~ Freelance word manipulator ~ Don't let facts get in the way of a good joke ~ RIP Guvfather x Northern Soul will never die✊ KTF
BS3 South of the River Bristol
Joined May 2013
Wanna feel old? Here's Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle today.
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A Happy Birthday to Mr Knight Rider himself, David Hasselhoff. 73 today!
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Wanna feel old? Here's Jack and Rose from the Titanic today.
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Ah so the holes in his hands were for the drum sticks. .
A Mexican church has built a 22-foot, 2,000 pound statue of the baby Jesus that looks just like Phil Collins.
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They need to grow up!.
Disability rights group threatens legal action after people with dwarfism reportedly hired as entertainers for Lamine Yamal's 18th birthday.
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Donald Trump was gutted after being told he could celebrate with Chelsea, only to find out it they are an English football club and not a 19 year old waitress from New York. .
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I'm so lactose intolerant i can't even risk cheese when having my picture taken. .
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Live Aid has made me feel so nostalgic, for the Ethiopian jokes that got told in the school playground. .
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Far play they've made it run like it's shit himself.
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Samuel L. Jackson and Curly Watts enjoying the cricket at Lords today.
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There goes Ricky Gervais, i must remember to thank him👍.
Today marks the 24 Year anniversary of David Brent first hitting our screens in The Office. #TheOffice24
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Definitely Maybe burnt.
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Is that the Geordie Dancer with him.
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What have they done to Seann Walsh.
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James Bond and Robert Earnshaw's lovechild.
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Think he's in Ayia Napa.
🚨 We are appealing for info to help trace Umar Farouq, 26, who is wanted on recall to prison in Banbury. He has links to Bicester, Birmingham & West Mids. If you see him call 999, or if you have info on his whereabouts submit it on our website or phone 101 ref 43250183610.
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I'm in a band called 'Paint Dry'. I'm amazed how many people wants to watch us. .
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Imagine live streaming a whole Glastonbury set on TikTok. Just put the phone down and enjoy the moment Helen!.
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I just walked out of my job at the local chip shop. Fuck That Plaice. .
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