RT @simoncholland: Remember that Christmas in the 90’s when everyone just gave each other polar fleece from Old Navy and it was the happies….

RT @MediocreMamaa: One thing I hate about Christmas movies is how everyone is always out shopping on Christmas Eve and they seem HAPPY abou….

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You deserve all good things, even though sometimes your brain may tell you otherwise.

PSA: When your kids become tweens, they will talk to their friends on group chat on speaker and you will hear their families in the background. And they can hear you.

RT @ericamorecambe: If you like constant interruptions when you’re [no you can’t have a snack] trying to get something done, then parenting….

Remember, it's time to fall back. into seasonal depression.

This week on the podcast, Sarah Adams of @mom_uncharted joined to talk about the state of Sharenting. It's a fantastic episode (if I do say so myself). If the Egg Crack Challenge made you cringe, you should listen to this episode!.

RT @roxanne_wwe: I’ll never forgive you for this @CoraJadeWWE.

I had an absolute blast chatting with Chesca from @litterboxcomics about the weirdness that is parenting. Have a listen! .

RT @LitterboxComics: I had a really fun chat with Tara Clark on the @modern_momprobs podcast, where we talk babies, 80s movies and the weir….

RT @oneawkwardmom: I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

RT @RodLacroix: Child: I need help with my math. Me [looking]: Well, if you carry the- . Child: No, that's not how you do it. Me: OMG FI….

RT @FindThatPod: Happy Friday podcast fans. Edition #230 of @FindThatPod is out -> 5 great podcasts to discover:. ➡️ Modern Mom Probs @Mod….

When I asked my husband how often he thinks about the Roman Empire, he paused and said "Considering the Stoic philosophy is how I live my life, I think about Marcus Aurelius literally every day." .I am 💀.

Things I never thought I'd say, yet here we are: "We don't eat raisins. That must be poop.".

Today there was an hours-long Internet outage in my neighborhood. So naturally my family read books, played games and fought with each other.

RT @sarcasticmommy4: I organized my Tupperware drawer & came up with 12 lids & 5 containers which, according to Tupperware math, is correct.

Shower thoughts >Lying Down to Sleep thoughts.

RT @oneawkwardmom: Diapers are so absorbent because toddlers need something to hold all of their audacity.