Yasmin 🐦🌸
@whyayyes
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ux researcher @flotracker 💗🧡 ◦ loves spooky things 👻 ◦ views are my own ◦ she/her
UK
Joined May 2018
parrots need to be studied more like mine def has a sense of humour lmaooo she deliberately does a noise that makes me laugh and then laughs along with me
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god i hate this platform and yet i cannot find another with the same quality of content lord help me
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why does my ex keep sending me pics of tombstones, should i be scared
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why is my parrot so bloody sassy lmao i try to give her something she's ate a million times before and she pointedly shuts her beak and ignores me
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i just sniffed and it sounded exactly like the first note in alice practice lmao
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Visiting a national monument today
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if Trisha Paytas has enough babies we might be able to end the monarchy
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currently spiralling thinking about how no woman has ever had her own last name
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everyone: african greys are so intelligent my bird: tries to eat pictures of food off magazines, phones and boxes
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step 1: do not be alarmed if she seems possessed, it's just how her face looks
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not me writing a whole book of instructions for my brother on how to take care of my parrot while im away on holiday ahahaha
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my life is spending all my money on toys for my parrot for her to then be terrified of them and refuse to use them 🥲🥲🥲
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is it a scottish thing to answer a question with "so..." i just realised i do it constantly
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