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𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 🤑 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 🎼 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝 ⚽ 𝕝𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪 💜 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 🎯 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥 📌 °°°𝕄𝔸ℕ 𝕌𝕋𝔻❤️~🫠~ 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 19 𝕪𝕣𝕤~🤤

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@Mike_khalifa_
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Twitter Ni kama hamjui ruto ni president😅😅
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Before shaving. Vs. After shaving 😂😂
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Hawa wakishindwa tunatuma kilundeezy na ngesh.😂😂
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Who would you smash? 😅 Pritty vishy or. Denis karuri
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Me:sikubeba CD Her:
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😂😂😂😂 mutants
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@WaruiJohn2 Nairobi kuna Wasee wanaearn even 100k but hawana investment.kazi ni kungoja end month anapata mshahara analipa bills alafu analewa balance
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Who is funnier? Dj Shiti or mca tricky
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Malaya wanadhani watadrag wakadinali down just juu waliexercise their free speech rights.ata mtrash wakadinali we the fans bado tutaskiza na wewe tukikupeleka kwa event yao you will dance to their songs juu wewe ni malaya and you are obliged to give me a good time. TO THE HATERS
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When you cum in her mouth and she tries to kiss you. 💔😅😅
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@_Recinne_ you hating on her because she is a millionaire and you you just here for likes and retweet ....lmao
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When gachagua said helping the needy @AlinurMohamed_ took it personal....
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Unavaa mask Kwani haujawai acha kunuka meno mzee😅
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Na watu wajiheshimu bana😂😂
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@Wands__ Its the mouth for me
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Me trying to understand why chelsea fans are celebrating arsenals win yet wanangangana kuingia conference. 🤔😂
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Mumama akikushw umunyonye kinembe na unaona ikona mbolea na tissue😢😅
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@JoeMmg1 Naniliwawuon Kumamaye
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Nobody : Absolutely nobody : "Shangilia lakini usiniguze"😤😂💔
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When your partner gets an A+ kwa unit ya HIV and Aids 😅
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Feminists of kenya, a pic of you and your father?
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Kenyans going to kinembe road yet mai mahiu is free. 😅
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Ile vita ya spirits iko hapa😮😅
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Watu wa western wondering how boina is getting paid for something that is their best trait
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Who is going to win the Epl title? ARSENAL OR. MAN CITY
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@kot_sherrif She fingered how to help you
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Me realizing there will be a pele burial but wazungu hawapikangi kwa mazishi😥😅
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Unaamua kuenda threesome on your girl with your G anakuja akiwa amenyonga shot ya kwanza anakuahibisha 😅
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When you so high that unaeka kiatu moja juu ya kitanda instead of chini kwa zingine
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What you order vs what they deliver 😂
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@polo_kimanii Mkituambia hizo means pia msisahau kutupea capital...ngui ici!!
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Wewe ndiye ulikua unaambia kibogoyo haezi ingia heaven juu hajui mola.... Pita hii side kuni zako zikona bethseba 😅
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@MrRightke Ruto ni from the heart alafu anongelea vitu zenye anajua uhuru tu alikuwa anaandikiwa
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@kafangi 1.I can't be measuring my success by comparing with other peoples success 2.enjoying every moment of the journey 3.focusing on my self
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DROP THAT ONE THING THAT YOUR FATHER TAUGHT YOU GROWING UP THAT YOU STILL TREASURE TODAY💙🔥?
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Who was the best old school hiphop rapper? Tupac shakur. Or. Notorious B.i. G
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Nigga inakwambia goodnight unadhani akona pillow kumbe ni ngumi analalia😅😅
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Phone:type password Me:my dick Phone:try something longer Me:
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Battle of the uglies ongoing.who is winning?
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Safaricom giving you 300 storo bonus 11pm 😂😅
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Which Manchester united player impressed you today?
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Ukiuliza babako marriage advice na ako pamoja na mamako ndio msome😅
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@WaruiJohn2 Kama uliiba mtihani enda polytechnic roho safi.
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Njaanuary tumeingia sahii na already kumeanza kukauka😥😂
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@Goddie_Ke God bless miraa... Pesa ya hio kitu imenilipia school fees from nursery ad sahii.
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Mbogi:brayo ulitoa wapi pesa? Brayo:manze ni God na kujituma.. Meanwhile brayo👇👇
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Mwanaume unapeana mimba alafu unalia eti hukua unajua like ukieka ndani uliexpect maua ama avocado?
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Hapa degrata uhit until mr right anacurse wasichana😅😅
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@Mike_khalifa_
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@polo_kimanii Back in form one alinishw nimnunulie credo ya 100 yet I don't have money imehidi nimeibia mathe ndio nimjenge ....ile vita nilionwa na mzae was my turning point to start hating girls
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Kuna msee ameingia church na jezi ya Chelsea akafukuzwa😂💔
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When you arrive too early for a threesome and the girl isn't there so its you and the other guy😅
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If "hii imeenda" was a person
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After church unapitia wines and spirits to test the spirit😅😅
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@Wangeshi_s Najua wewe ni wa ruto but unaeza tingiza hii mti
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@CarolineMutoko You have won your highness..... The poor kot psvs users walikuwa na njaa tu
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peter cech petition cech
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Beb hope sijakumiza😅
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If people had phones in the bible moses:" Kukata red sea na mbogi "
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Chelsea are closer to relegation than to top four😅😅... What a time to be a man utd fan🍿
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@Murithire_ Nilikuwa na dream ya kutoka kwa block
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Men be honest Ungekua dem ungejidate?
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Who is the best lyricist? Kendrick lamar. Or. J cole
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PHOTOSHOP FUNNY FAILS THREAD😅😂😂
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💯🔥When Argentina needs him he shows up... When everybody thought he would fail he stepped up💯... The smile is back again😁..... When you give him space he performs✅........call him the magic Messi the G.O. A.T 💯
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Unatuambia hide your girlfriends tuna wa hide juu unawashtua na Uso imeparara ka floor ya kinyozi😂
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@iamjuddah Just follow me mfs
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I just want to congratulate my pal bonnie for graduating from @CooperativeUni . You have been a real leader as the head of cumsa(cooperative university meru students association). May God guide your ways king💯
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@Murithire Kwanza unaanzanga na zile za "barabara siku hizi zimeharibika..... Then unaenda kwa zile za mwenye atapewa kura ndio usikuwe nuisance unasupport candidate mwenye dere anasupport bana😂😂
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Daima mimi mkenya... Mwananchi mzalendo.... Whatever the results maybe I love you all fellow Kenyans❤❤
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Happy birthday to chris brown Whats your favorite song of his?
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Me in the duvet:"god of polycarp igathe locate me" Poverty:
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Monday watu wa baba na watu wa ruto wanapaswa kuungana kupiga watu wa elijibitikiu. 💔😂
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@MrRightke Your teacher😅
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Hii love story naifuatilia kuliko Series ya ngwati mpaka nione nini kitawaramba ......I will continue keeping you updated my people
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Kama trisha khalid ni 19 years basi mimi ni sperm
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Usiwahi nitext na capital letter... Huwezi nishoutia kwa text mimi si brathako mdogo😅
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@ykitskyraa @D_Ray_Miller Am 18 and me too I have been having depression over it coz I don't want to live the life of some of my relatives and friends... I want something better for me😢
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Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Charlene ruto 😅💔 Before takeover vs. After takeover
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If njeri can't then jerri-can😅
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Leo kimeumana imebidi tu nipike chai niingie online niaccept cookies😢
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Ukikula sana mbele ya wageni alafu mathe apatane na mapaja yako chini ya meza😂😂
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OTHER STATIONS :mike sonko speaks English in a meeting NTV:
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@Its_Roddie True G..... My uncle was a teacher... One morning akaombwa ten bob na mzee and from that day akawa a changaa drunkard and last year but one we buried him after changaa ilimuua
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Unafanya DNA as if ujui vichwa za kwenu hukaa aje. Smh😅
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