Lawrence Kitema
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No snake is small to a woman who has never seen a snake. When it enters her house, she must scream.
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The problem with Morroco is that if they win they will be Arabs, but if they lose they will become Africans. 😔
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Which glass has more water. 99% will fail this test.
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This is how most of us were raised in case we don't meet your standards.
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The best skin care routine is having money. Everything else is a lie. Make money first, the rest will follow.
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No more 'Twitter for iPhone' on tweets. Am sure android users must be happy now.
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Stop telling your bosses nonsense concerning your co-workers. Do what they pay you to do and go home.
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170,992 followers! Let's hit 171K. Small Accounts Matter ⚡
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