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@Mike_Nkansah

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Why tiptoe through life to arrive safely at death?

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@OmonaOJ
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Married men rizz? Let's go💀
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GWR calculating Chef Dammy’s hours
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Accra really hard. He’s now performing at weddings 🤣🤣
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God:
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Numbers 23:23. God abeg 🙏
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Croatia players warming up before the game like any serious team would do. Nigeria players:
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The referee say make Partey go call number 25 come make he give am red card. Partey say he no nor any number 25 for the team inside
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When you're out clubbing with the boys and you remember she used to love clubbing too.
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Golden circle allows you to do this on the stage with Wizkid
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Gambit 🐻🦍
2 years
These concert segregations dey kill me because you have regular, VIP, VVIP, and Golden Circle? What even is a Golden Circle?
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@Wana____
Mayowa.
3 years
Has Nollywood ever done a musical?
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Dating Ghanaian women is a challenge.
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Big Mama😌
3 years
have Ghanaian men ever joined a challenge?
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Laughing at the #FineWomenThatCheat thread and then going through and seeing your girl in there
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I’m still not convinced by the Ayews
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Asamoah Gyan right now
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Referee: Call me number 25 Partey:
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Married men rizz? Let's go💀
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Reminds me of this video of someone pronouncing DM
@iStillChase
asare chase
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I didn’t know the “GRWM” thing influencers write in their captions meant ‘get ready with me’. 🙁
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Loool really old interview but Nigeria won’t kill me.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Accra is just a circle of people cheating in relationships, taking loans and not paying back.
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When cancel twitter catches you with that Nsuomnam takeaway after today
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When she tweets an ick but you know her boyfriend.
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Asem’s verse on this song. 😍😍
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The brands when Oswald tries to take a seat and rest small
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Nhwehw3nim sei 🤣🤣🤣💀
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Now it’s just traffic and overpriced events
@queen_simba0128
Body Bender
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December in Ghana used to be so much fun man.
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@Koo_The_Boy
kɔbisa kwabena lapaul
3 years
quick one, what goes great with the national cake?
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The national cake by the time ego catch wanna turn
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Me riding to her house to confirm whether she’s really asleep at 8:45pm like she said
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His reward when he delivers the Don Simon and Shawarma
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Holy Spirit
@wofa_slayzie
Thomas Mɛrew
7 years
Who knows a delivery service that works on Sundays?
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Nah I’ve laughed too much tonight. Best night on Gh Twitter all year.
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@OmonaOJ
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Married men rizz? Let's go💀
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When bloombar tries to introduce a new DJ in December.
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@Mike_Nkansah
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Akropong
@queen_simba0128
Body Bender
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Wtf is Adenta hills lmao
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Ngl my head is hot. Twa w’anum twitter really had the last laugh
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Niggas eat indomie every single night of the week, get married and all of a sudden expect their wives to cook fresh meals AFTER WORK every single day. Ei
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Saw this KSM YouTube video recently on how the media used to act back in the days of Kuffour and Rawlings. Very funny but accurate now 🤣
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"I read on your cv that you've been unemployed for 2 years. All you need to do is to dance and this job is yours" Me
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If you have terrible money management skills, no salary will be enough for you.
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Elections ready. Bags packed. Visa secured. Just in case mode activated
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@CliffordOkyere3
Tyrant
2 years
Those being called to the bar on Friday can you boycott the event for Ama Governor?🙏 She's been with y'all through all this, you can't leave her behind.
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“Support Nigeria. Support Africa”
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@Bad_3tornam
EDWINN
2 years
Dog feed went from 390gh to 620gh in 3 months… Addo D you worry the youth waaa
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@MykeFit
MykeFit™
4 years
Someday, someone will come into your life and love you the way you have always wanted......
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Promising future saa then you chop 40. Life be forken o
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In the past she used to love surprise visits from you. Now you drive all the way from Weija to Kokomlele, text her that she should come out and she responds with “Are you mad? What are you doing here?”
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Going to Stamford bridge like
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@Serwaa_Amihere
Serwaa Amihere
2 years
How much do you earn a month?
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Niggas always coming up with new tricks to get women to come over. Some my guy bi say he dey work from home now so make the woman come visit am for work.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy dey kill me
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Wiz was like
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Sansa halfway through Edmure Tully’s speech
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The 30+ jokes reduce as more squad dey slowly approach am. Ego reach everybody
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“Can I pay with momo?”
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Trying to beg the bloombar bouncer to let your 21 year old girlfriend in.
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You slack try hoard event tickets this December ego over you forken. Unless you sell give Ken Ofori Atta
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@wyldflowerr_
Jess 💎
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The delivery guy has gone to church 😭😭
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Girls always have a way of finding out whether you have a car in the first few conversations as well. She wants to know as soon as possible so not to waste her time.
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Unemployment.
@Wiredu_
Kofi Wiredu™
8 years
What's worse than leaving your phone charger behind at work on a Friday?
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“Posts snap” “Damn You look so beautiful. When can I take you out?” “Thank you ☺️”
@mrlukmvn
luk
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If feelings tear woman dema eye top dem be ruthless pass 😂😂😂😂
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If King Promise doesn’t win an award..
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@Ekuba_
Ekua K-D
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Love will come to you. Trust me.
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Your man bringing more embarrassment to his girl anytime the TL moves on to another topic
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Bouncers at Church now?
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What a show.
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What’s happening Napoleon Ato-Kittoe?
@Irishcream_gal
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Eii y’all heard what’s happening at Rawlings house now?
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Hi guys. I’m selling my house at Oak Villa Estate, Oyarifa/Abokobi. 3 bed, 3 bath. Well maintained. 800k cedis. Negotiable. More pictures in thread. Please RT ❤️
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I hate this “what do you bring to the table?” topic so much. You guys no see the fuel prices?
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Nah but this be too funny. Wey explanation this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They’ll marry a woman who can cook. Same way broke unemployed women find rich husbands. There’s someone out there for everyone.
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When poverty wants to embrace you.
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John Boye coming from the Benin dressing room at half time.
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Thief he dey steal Wey he dey pick the things one by one like he dey use shopping voucher for shoprite Ei
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Ghanaian male escorts. I now understand this guy
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Afronation, Afrochella…
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Trying to befriend Ghana girls
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When your new girlfriend also wants you to cut off the friend your ex made you cut off in the past.
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Engagement rings all over the timeline but none from Gh Twitter. Edie nkoaa na aka mo
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Your girl dancing her way to her bomber’s table with the regular ticket you bought for her.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@_chrisalbert
Chris
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Somebody crashed into me. And I know I was supposed to be mad but I almost pissed myself laughing when I got out
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Edouard Mendy Highlights Vs Spurs || Shotstopper || French Oliver Kahn || Better than Allison?
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"Your longest relationship lasted 3 months? Why?"
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Nothing humbling than realising you overestimated your position in someone’s life.
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Reminds me of this 🤣🤣
@delmiyaa
Maayaa
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The ghs200 note looks so much like the 1 cedi if you’re not paying attention. I almost made a very expensive mistake Ei
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I’m earning 140,000 cedis a month and man is talking about railway systems. Na keteke dier 3fa me ho Ben?
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The Night King when Dany said Dracarys
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I think what go bore about your partner not texting you all day is checking his TL and seeing him fooling as usual on the timeline.
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Moesha said
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Tristan trying everything to get out but still getting dragged back into the relationship
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Nothing dey bore pass you meet some fine girl with nice personality then she dey love ein boyfriend.
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Sick?
@Koffy_9
rondo.
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Imagine sey some kiddie sick so moro he no fit go Our Day. He go regret pass 🤣🤣🤣
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Sarkodie dier you go hate but no size!!
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Mahn I got to bloombar last night and the bouncer was telling this girl, “you can’t enter with this. Go away, go to the shatta concert” 💀
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Taking advantage of the unlimited water
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Tried buying fuel at Shell today and the attendant asked me “boss V power?” Then me this
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Job didn’t even face the number of trials and tribulations twitter says will befall you if you choose to stay in Ghana and earn $10k a month.
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