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When they finish they’ll go and chew all the ice cubes in the fridge. Everything is extremism with that species.
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Truly the head of the company
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Does this timeline look like people have healed to you? 💀
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Our Day instructions that my colleague’s son gave to her. The emotional blackmail at the end 😂😂😂
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You give yourself palpitations because Twitter said if your girl is sleeping it means something else. Then you marry her and find out that is literally all she does. This girl has spent 80% of our marriage sleeping. Uses the other 20% to rewatch Rihanna’s Super Bowl performance
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Why is a God fearing man like myself dating someone who commits a crime that requires a 24 million bail?
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I’m fine thank you
I had my first born at 19
2nd born at 34
3rd born at 37
What about you ?
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It’s going to be hilarious when he realises that he’s the only leader on the ECOWAS Zoom call who knows how to unmute himself
Do NOT disappoint the people of Senegal like some short man did to Ghanaians.
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Oh great. Thanks. Now all I have to do is find my 1895 calendar
Don't bother to buy 2019 calendar, just use 1895 calendar, it's exactly same dates.😮
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Hilda Baci has single handedly set this continent back 50 years
#PRESSPLAY
: A Ghanaian man Patrick Amenuvor has officially started his Stand-a-thon to attempt Guinness World Record
@GWR
for longest standing by an individual.
He is attempting to stand at one place for 7 days without seating from today, January 14, to January 21, 2024.
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Next week Daenarys is going to find out that the only people left to rule over in King’s Landing are Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego
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Lmao if you think everything happening on the timeline is all there is, you should see my DMs. There are even companies offering to pay for his school fees and books for the next academic year. I cant even keep up 😂
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The video my Dad uses to show us that you can be wrong and still argue your point in a way that makes some sense
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Your MCM is 40yrs old looking for a wife because 10yrs ago, he turned down a girl he was compatible with because she was his friend’s ex. His friend has been happily married for 8yrs now & they hardly talk anymore because they grew apart. At least he has his real nigga badge tho.
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Our little boy said what he really wanted all along was a free one year supply of VPower and a new set of Michelin tyres for all of mummy’s friends in the office 🙈
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Ronaldinho has said something and you're asking if we agree
Ronaldinho on Neymar: "He is our biggest idol in Brazil right now because we love his style of play." 🇧🇷
Agree?
#UCL
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In honour of my girl’s birthday let me share some of the most romantic things she’s said to me
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The country has been run by the same six families since day one Lmao
First President of the Republic of Ghana, Dr. Kwame Nkrumah, captured here with his Ministers. That’s my dad, EA Mahama (in smock) in the far right corner.
Happy 65th Independence Anniversary.
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You haven’t dewormed in 8 years but you think it’s butterflies you’re feeling in your stomach
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This one sef good. Them get some design it dey look like cabbage
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80 year old man dieer if somebody reset router sef then your mind bost
Ghana needs Bawumia as president to continue with his innovative ideas - Prof. Mike Oquaye
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Before this becomes a racial discussion, bear in mind that Michael Phelps was banned for three months for the same thing. And he didn’t even test positive during competition, he just had a picture of him doing it leaked
Sha’Carri Richardson's Olympic dreams may be in jeopardy after reportedly testing positive for marijuana.
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He’s going to have an account with every bank in Ghana by the end of today 😂
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Look at them with their bright futures
These photos of Ghana International School kids celebrating Ghana month are so adorable. Kudos GIS.
#GhanaMonth
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Funny thing is she still hasn’t even woken up to see this tweet
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Country that sent 600+ people to a climate change conference 🤭
On my way to work i see a thick cloud of smoke and im wondering what’s going on.
only to go find out that they’re burning plastic chairs as part of the renovations of the blackstar square
is this even environmentally safe?? ei my motherland
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My brother sent me this video of my mum getting an anniversary gift from my dad 😂
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Your girl’s ‘office fooling partner’ just gave her a peck on the cheek and a goodbye hug because it’s almost 5pm. She’s giggling and blushing. Nothing to worry about though. It’s just a peck.
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People really thought that if something of this magnitude was happening you go hear am first from Beno Sarkcess?
Google is shutting down Gmail by August 1st
Nah man, a lot of destruction
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All jokes aside I don’t want anything. All I ask is that you follow and subscribe to
@ATWPodcastGCR
🖖🏾
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“Today your lunch is on me”
“Oh don’t worry, you need the money more than I do”
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*USA supports a few people in Ghana with $150m yearly
United States supports Ghana with $150 million yearly - US official reveals
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Paying for something that costs 63 cedis via POS and the vendor enters 63,000 by mistake. I see it and show her and she starts apologising profusely like “Eish like I’m in trouble oo”
Lmao like if ebe 630 you enter sef like it no go go through so relax auntie
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She’s just here reading out the names of those of you who have have sent her money and I don’t even know like 90% of them 😂. Someone even called her to make sure she doesn’t disappoint 🤣🤣
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Kwasia you dey eat and sleep everyday which problems again
Dogs lie awake at night thinking about their problems, just like humans.
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Your man no know say as we dey here salaries delay by like a week. Nbs tea bread he go chew tomorrow. A valuable life lesson will be learnt tomorrow
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My two grandfathers have 25 children combined
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When Eddy’s Pizza also tries to come and offer free anything
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Third game of 2022 AFCON group stage, Dede gets a red card. Third game of 2022 World Cup group stage, Dede misses a penalty. Third game of 2023 AFCON group stage, Dede gives away a penalty.
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Saving eight penalties in one tournament is crazy. Some my don face 11 penalties in one shootout he no save one sef wey he miss ein own on top
Gabaski saved EIGHT penalties in the AFCON. Heartbreak for him but a heroic tournament from the Zamalek goalkeeper.
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It’s wild how he said he wants to be an actor because…
Oswald explains why his class teacher, Mrs Appiah is the first person on his 'our day' list.
He tells
@maxwellagbagba
she treats him like his mother. Oswald's passionate 'our day' list and Mrs Appiah have been trending on social media since Thursday.
#JoyNews
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My problem with these things is that unless you’re completely against piercings in general what is the fundamental difference between an ear piercing and a nose piercing?
Lawyer with piercings? Madam rest na apketeshie bar koraa won’t take you
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ECG will leave you hanging midway between your bed and the toilet with a running stomach
This lift by SureHands allow people with mobility issues to independently move in the domestic environment, being helpful to caregivers too.
[📹 Rachel B. / thewheeldeal0]
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Oi stop that. I’ve lived on Heathrow Avenue ever since I was a little crumpet so I don’t appreciate an innit like you saying condescending bait like this to me and my fellow pengs
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Can hardly tell the difference because both of them are dressed like a person pretending to be Kuami Eugene
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Ghanaians no dey joke with death so when they start finding humour in yours you need to do some deep introspection
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Nothing vex the FBI pass the first time them hear the music them dey take the money do
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In Ghana no be small “Do you know who I am?!?” she go get
Even if your name is Cristiano Ronaldo, you are not above the mask law in Portugal 😂
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I was about to say this is the first time I’ve seen something like this happen without a single negative comment and then ten seconds into scrolling my TL… 😂
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This is like 5000 cedis worth of kelewele in East Legon
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I need you people to start packaging on the TL again because these suffering tweets are killing my spirit
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The way the football gods have a sick sense of humour, I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re drawn in the same group as Uruguay
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Which kind Power Rangers headquarters be this
Finally they are almost done with this nice building at KNUST 🔥
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Still reigning 👍🏾
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Aww he sounds so remorseful. Send him to the Pentecost prison
'I didn't think properly before entering into Sputnik V contract' - Health Minister.
#3NewsGH
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Three/four star resorts and Airbnbs in Ghana trying to charge for one night what I paid for six nights in Spain. You people are all mad in this country
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@BonafideTye
I was born 8 months early, had to get a part-time job at the age of 5 to feed my family, got shot 21 times by my High School bully, had a 0.2 GPA after first year, got sold as a slave in Libya, escaped and got captured by The KKK. Graduated with an 8.0 GPA
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Man was trying to fool and made a hard jam by mistake 👏🏾
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Something you launch right now and you already get testimonials on the website?
Visit to become a beneficiary.
Let's work together to make this a success.
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You’re getting poorer everyday without even touching your money
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No other English speaking country pronounces words the way Nigerians do, yet somehow they believe that their pronunciations are correct. It amazes me everytime.
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More than anything, I am annoyed that you couldn’t park and record more than 6 seconds. Where were you rushing to?
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Chale
@GhPoliceService
@GhanaPresidency
@MBawumia
@GhanaRevenue
@tv3_ghana
@iamfreedom
@utvghana
@elonmusk
@SincerelyAccra
@HeartsOfOakGH
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Return Ticket to Santorini - GHc3,600
(20hr trip including connecting flights)
7 nights at the Blue Sea Hotel, Santorini - GHc1,900
Schengen Visa fees - GHc350
Total - GHc5,850
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I really don’t know why women are so wicked. I whispered politely to this fuel attendant to give me 30 cedis and she puts the pump in the tank and shouts “SUPER, THIRTY CEDIS, STARTING”
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"This is very disappointing. Off your pant. But this is very disappointing"
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The African parent dream combo. This man has completed life
It is well with my soul. The Lord has shown me FAVOUR. (Doctor + Lawyer = more than 12 years of intense learning)
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Every new scandal that goes unpunished increases the acceptable level of corruption for the next government and that’s what scares me the most
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I no see human being he be fake like this man before in my life
Pep Guardiola looks stressed before kick-off against Fulham 😅
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Nobody dey take NSMQ bragging rights personal pass the boys them dey step class inside once a term
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33 in October but when you’re leaving Bloom Bar at 4am you’ll be asking “So where we dey go from here?”. Pension. You dey go on pension.
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Added this note to my order because the last time I ordered they didn’t add the egg. Food comes now and there are three eggs in it. I dunno whether to interpret it as customer service or passive aggression but 5 stars ⭐️
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Government offices will tell you to go and come back later because “The system is down” and the whole time it’s just one disconnected LAN cable that nobody has bothered to check
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Also the hundreds of people DMing just to ask for the name/location of the school, be serious pls
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I respect your opinions but I’m sorry if I’m making $10k a month here I’m staying put 💀
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Medikal really has a thing for women who make atrocious music
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Paying 2500 for a PS5 that you’ll use for 5+ years makes way more sense than paying 5k for a phone that will become outmoded after one year. Take control of your own destiny mandem ✊🏾
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I know people who would have said “Rules are rules. No black people allowed”
First Black girl to attend an all white high school in the US—Dorothy Counts—being jeered and taunted by her white peers.
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Happy birthday to the person whose wedding I attended as the groom ❤️
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Some people are actually losing money just by having a job now because the cost of transportation alone is probably more than their salary
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I hate party footsoldiers with all my heart. I treat them as people who wouldn’t hesitate to kill me if it would put money in their pockets
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Which kind crime kraaa them dey fight for that Dubai there?
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MTN has reduced their charges to 0.75% which means that the government is now taking more than double of what the service provider is charging. Madness
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Fuel prices wey them dey drop teaser like this 💀. Times really change. Last month like you go release the prices at midnight as everybody dey sleep
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Ghanaians: “It doesn’t show respect. Don’t air your dirty laundry in public”
The DR Congo players used the national anthem to protest/raise awareness of the atrocities happening in Eastern Congo.
Guys, I am close to tears 💔
Mon paye 🇨🇩💛
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A country of incredibly stupid people
This is how Finance Minister Ken Ofori-Atta was welcomed by his staff after reading his final budget in parliament.
#TV3GH
#Budget2024
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“It’s good it’s good”. Two years from now when they tell you the cost of the translation services they procured via sole sourcing I don’t want to hear PIM from anyone
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Never forget that Dede Ayew ruined what could have been the greatest three day weekend in Ghanaian history
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Return ticket to Sao Tome - GHS1,500
4 nights at the Pestana ST - GHS3,000
Total - GHS4,500
Four nights at Peduase Lodge - GHS5,000
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