MikeGuyVer 🇺🇦
@Mikael422
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Influencer, of my waistline. My AVI is real... awesome. Identical twin. COVID-19 gave me 5 SuperPowers! How about you? Curses: Bi-polar/NAFLD/OCD/Parkinsonism
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Joined February 2013
@scott28929670 It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Trump again?
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First major snow and of course my shoe splits completely open! ❄️🤣
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I would rather take the ring all the way to Mordor than go to Costco right now.
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*Travels back in time to slap the greenbean casserole out of a pilgrim's hands*
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maybe today is the day someone with OCD switches the light switch on and off 4 times instead of 5 and the world ends because of it
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When people are really mean I want to cheer them up by making them coffee or tea and giving them part of a dog bone as biscotti!
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like what is this even supposed to be?? take a fucking art class
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one time as a kid i said “fuck” and my dad washed my mouth out with cilantro
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I guess since most people are buried in suits and dresses the zombie apocalypse will be a semi-formal/formal event?
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in pokémon world they use the pokémon to conduct electroshock therapy on mental patients with treatment resistant depression
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how do people take a nap without setting an alarm i would actually never wake up
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every time i hear someone refer to an acre of land i have absolutely no clue how big that is so i try to imagine 1% of the hundred acre woods from winnie the pooh
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