Nathan Jensen
@MidwestNJensen
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Wannabe golfer and investor. Life’s a garden. Dig it.
Chicago
Joined August 2009
A+ writing.
In honor of the legendary George Wendt, here is every time Norm Peterson walks into Cheers
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RT @pmccoy190: Easily the best story of the 2025 season so far is the revival of Javier Báez. 34 games into the season:. 319 Avg. 513 SLG….
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RT @FieldYates: The NFL has turned the Pro Bowl into a flag football game. NBA All Stars don't even break a sweat or play defense in their….
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Chaos.
USA VS. CANADA. THREE FIGHTS TO START THE GAME 😳. 📺 ABC/ESPN+/Disney+
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RT @CuffsTheLegend: the Chicago Bulls have no plan. No direction. No vision. Just old Jordan highlights and vibes. Unserious franchise.
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Good excuse to introduce my wife to Major League.
“Jussttttttt a bit outside.”. A legend in every way. RIP Bob Uecker.
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This Nate Bargatze skit is the best thing SNL has done in years. A+ golf remix 👏🏼.
I dream of a game where the ball is white, except when it's yellow. Is there a benefit to a yellow ball, Sir?. Nobody knows. Shoes will have spikes, but the spikes will be soft. Every club will have a number. Except wedges. Which will have letters. Seems like all clubs
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Losing weight is easy. Down 8 pounds in 3 days without even trying! New flu diet hack—just don’t eat or drink for 3 days. #lifehacks #FitnessMotivation.
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RT @CFBONFOX: The Vandy goalpost traveled almost 3 miles to get to the Cumberland River 🔥😳. From tearing it down to ending up in the river….
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If I die or become terminally ill, tell Dr. House to test the dishes my wife puts away when they're not completely dry.
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the only thing worse than the IRS is owing them money and trying to find a way to pay it.
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I can only handle so much at one time. I'll get to Kate Middelton after I see this train wreck love is blind reunion.
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at this point i'm making where to buy units for the random stuff I like to eat and drink. #cpg #marketing #ecommerce.
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How many Mercari sales do I need to make before I add "side hustle founder" to my Linkedin profile? 5 and counting. AMA.
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RT @richeisen: A stunning stat on the MNF broadcast: @justnfields average air yards per attempt is 0.8 yards. Not even a full 3 feet from….
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