Mickey Blowtorch
@MickeyBlowtorch
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Curmudgeon. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Former party animal extraordinaire and poor man’s playboy. Man, myth, and legend. Peepeepoopoocaca. Navy veteran deez/nuts
Sea of Señoritas & Margaritas
Joined September 2015
Well played @Marriott !! You officially have a customer for life!! Huge shout out to Nikita for being so awesome!
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We are LIVE - get in here and join the fun!!
Thursday night Fallout stream TONIGHT around 9:15ish! Link in reply. Always a fun time - we’ll see you there!
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Also, just is a pic from 2021 before I quit drinking. Only non-alcoholic nog in this house now!
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Certificate of Elevation — Knight Commander THE ORDER OF THE NOGGIN By Decree of the Council of Cream This Certifies That @MickeyBlowtorch for distinguished service and leadership in the cause of cheer and the preservation of sacred nog traditions, and hereby elevates said
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Today, 3I/ATLAS—our third known interstellar visitor—reaches perihelion, its closest point to the Sun. A traveler from another star, just passing through our neighborhood. ✨ Hope to see one like this from above someday w/ #SERASpace #SpaceExploration #3IATLAS
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What are y’all giving out for Halloween treats this year? 🎃 👻🍫🍬🍭
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First pair of running shoes I’ve bought in over 20 years and I love them.
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La Reyna is a summer baby. She needs the sunshine and heat. I thrive more and find comfort in the cold and darkness of night. We’re basically Hades and Persephone.
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La Reyna: *serves beef fajitas without tortillas* Me: Yo, where’s the faj!? This is just the ita! La Reyna: Suegra: Me:
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It’s almost here - mysterious #3IATLAS will reach perihelion tomorrow. We should have updated photos from probes positioned near Venus and Jupiter. The “tail” extends forward from the body, which is very unique! Still hoping to fly w/ #SERASpace
#atlas3i #29Oct
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From the Australia to the Andes - 16 habitats, 80 crew, one mission. 🌍 The World’s Biggest Analog proved collaboration is the future of space research! It's not "space camp" - we do rigorous R&D for space agencies/companies. #WorldsBiggestAnalog #SERASpace
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Trailer for the movie my wife helped costume just dropped today!! https://t.co/EYB2mXRn03
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Elvira Appreciation Thread! Share your favorite Elvira photos and videos, too.
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My barbershop of 19 years shut its doors last year and I’ve been trying to find a new barbershop. It’s been surprisingly challenging to find the right place.
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If you get a DM like this, do not click the link! It’s a hacked account!
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I took this iconic photo of the east wing of the White House many years ago. I can’t believe it’s gone. No Kings.
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