Mickey Blowtorch
@MickeyBlowtorch
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Curmudgeon. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Former party animal extraordinaire and poor man’s playboy. Man, myth, and legend. Peepeepoopoocaca. Navy veteran deez/nuts
Sea of Señoritas & Margaritas
Joined September 2015
Well played @Marriott !! You officially have a customer for life!! Huge shout out to Nikita for being so awesome!
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@AlaskanCourtney @c0pper_beach @Mondaymondtwo @colynn_s @heartsabustin @PresentTenseAte @TriplePineAcres @maximumleader @CaffMomREDACTED @spinozaphone Everybody knows VanGogh, but I’ve been blessed to visit VanGogh gallery in Amsterdam and his work is more
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Vets, you should really look at some of the programs available to us I just did 6 weeks with PGA hope playing golf with pro every week. Next month going on a fly fishing trip with Project Healing waters. If you're good at fishing, show up and get involved. It's pretty cool
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This little pumpkin came out of the garden today and he couldn’t be anymore perfect. 🎃
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@ZenfinityDesign @ElSotong @Brushbeater @DolioJ Call for help, frens! You once knew me as an author of Warlockian schemes...my account was hacked and I cannot yet regain control...please RT, Follow, Spread WORD!
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I’m not going to pretend that I even knew an east wing existed.
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Loveliest thy flower hath a unworldly stank.
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The stunning Sophia Loren once stated that "sex appeal in fifty pecent of what you've got, and fifty percent of what people thing you've got"........... Do you agree?
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Ribeyes for dinner: Montreal seasoned + dry bouillon, cooked in olive oil and butter, along with harissa squash & zucchini. Followed by a cream cheese frosted cinnamon roll with a dollop of salted caramel ice cream, for dessert. Top that! 😎
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@MickeyBlowtorch Look at that late season bloom!! Beautiful, Mickey. Been a rough season out here too.
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RAF pilot, Allan Everitt Johnson, during training in a North American Harvard (T-6 Texan). ca. 1938 📷Battle of Britain Archives
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I’ve really neglected my rose garden this year, but it’s still trying to make the effort.
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I wish I could bring Hunter S. Thompson back for a day. He wouldn’t believe this crazy shit.
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