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Mickey Blowtorch

@MickeyBlowtorch

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Curmudgeon. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Former party animal extraordinaire and poor man’s playboy. Man, myth, and legend. Peepeepoopoocaca. Navy veteran deez/nuts

Sea of Señoritas & Margaritas
Joined September 2015
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
6 years
Well played @Marriott !! You officially have a customer for life!! Huge shout out to Nikita for being so awesome!
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@Mondaymondtwo
Mondaymonday2
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@EnochStevens0n @AlaskanCourtney @c0pper_beach @Mondaymondtwo @colynn_s @heartsabustin @PresentTenseAte @TriplePineAcres @maximumleader @CaffMomREDACTED @spinozaphone Everybody knows VanGogh, but I’ve been blessed to visit VanGogh gallery in Amsterdam and his work is more
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@2CynicAl65
𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝓡𝓪𝔂
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Beatiful
@MiStormChasers
Michigan Storm Chasers
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STUNNING footage from this mornings Hurricane Hunters recon flight, showing the interior eyewall of category 5 Hurricane Melissa. The appearance of U.S. Department of Defense (DoW) visual information does not imply or constitute DoW endorsement.
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@nicetryfed
Not Pod Matt
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Vets, you should really look at some of the programs available to us I just did 6 weeks with PGA hope playing golf with pro every week. Next month going on a fly fishing trip with Project Healing waters. If you're good at fishing, show up and get involved. It's pretty cool
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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This little pumpkin came out of the garden today and he couldn’t be anymore perfect. 🎃
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@MikeBennet91074
Mike Bennett
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@ZenfinityDesign @ElSotong @Brushbeater @DolioJ Call for help, frens! You once knew me as an author of Warlockian schemes...my account was hacked and I cannot yet regain control...please RT, Follow, Spread WORD!
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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Tried @MeatChurch for the first time. Pretty dang good!
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@ExUmbrisDesigns
Ex Umbris Designs 🇺🇸🤘🏻
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Use Code: ILOVENOG for 15% off orders over $100 on all belts, chest rigs and pouches. Now through Friday at midnight.
@BrownellsInc
Brownells, Inc.
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USE CODE: IHATENOGGIN for 15% off orders of $250 or more!!! Exclusions apply please see this link for more info: https://t.co/9lzi2RwGhM
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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I’m not going to pretend that I even knew an east wing existed.
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@colynn_s
Colynn ABC
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@MinteeKneeze
𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓮 𝓚𝓷𝓮𝓮𝔃𝓮™ - Rated Safe for *X*
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Everything bloomed when I left @MickeyBlowtorch 🤨
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@pilotoincognito
Rando Piloto
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Loveliest thy flower hath a unworldly stank.
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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Without Googling, give me a Shakespeare quote.
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@Noirchick1
Noirchick In Old Hollywood
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The stunning Sophia Loren once stated that "sex appeal in fifty pecent of what you've got, and fifty percent of what people thing you've got"........... Do you agree?
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@Airb0rne4325
Rooster
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I have otters in my back yard and you do not 😌
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@deadbeatsred
Better Dead Than Red
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Ribeyes for dinner: Montreal seasoned + dry bouillon, cooked in olive oil and butter, along with harissa squash & zucchini. Followed by a cream cheese frosted cinnamon roll with a dollop of salted caramel ice cream, for dessert. Top that! 😎
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@MinteeKneeze
𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓮 𝓚𝓷𝓮𝓮𝔃𝓮™ - Rated Safe for *X*
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@MickeyBlowtorch Look at that late season bloom!! Beautiful, Mickey. Been a rough season out here too.
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@lasCriatura
Jennifer Spitfire
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RAF pilot, Allan Everitt Johnson, during training in a North American Harvard (T-6 Texan). ca. 1938 📷Battle of Britain Archives
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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I’ve really neglected my rose garden this year, but it’s still trying to make the effort.
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@WMcluskey
Wade 🐊 McClusky
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@kimmie_c_ Anyone that doesn’t drink nog likes dudes
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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I wish I could bring Hunter S. Thompson back for a day. He wouldn’t believe this crazy shit.
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@WaltzingMtilda
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️
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I fucking love Yacht Rock
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