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Mickey Blowtorch

@MickeyBlowtorch

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Curmudgeon. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Former party animal extraordinaire and poor man’s playboy. Man, myth, and legend. Peepeepoopoocaca. Navy veteran deez/nuts

Sea of Señoritas & Margaritas
Joined September 2015
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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Well played @Marriott !! You officially have a customer for life!! Huge shout out to Nikita for being so awesome!
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@JonnyMicro
Jon 🔬
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We are LIVE - get in here and join the fun!!
@JonnyMicro
Jon 🔬
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Thursday night Fallout stream TONIGHT around 9:15ish! Link in reply. Always a fun time - we’ll see you there!
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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Also, just is a pic from 2021 before I quit drinking. Only non-alcoholic nog in this house now!
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@Dead_Sexy_Rebel
Mike Golf
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Certificate of Elevation — Knight Commander THE ORDER OF THE NOGGIN By Decree of the Council of Cream This Certifies That @MickeyBlowtorch for distinguished service and leadership in the cause of cheer and the preservation of sacred nog traditions, and hereby elevates said
@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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Be ungovernable.
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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Be ungovernable.
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@Beachgirl_1115
Jenni - Stargazer11.15
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Today, 3I/ATLAS—our third known interstellar visitor—reaches perihelion, its closest point to the Sun. A traveler from another star, just passing through our neighborhood. ✨ Hope to see one like this from above someday w/ #SERASpace #SpaceExploration #3IATLAS
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@Marc_Leibowitz
Marc Leibowitz
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Andy Warhol, 1966
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@LuckyMcGee
☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎
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What are y’all giving out for Halloween treats this year? 🎃 👻🍫🍬🍭
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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First pair of running shoes I’ve bought in over 20 years and I love them.
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@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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This man plays jazz for a raccoon
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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La Reyna is a summer baby. She needs the sunshine and heat. I thrive more and find comfort in the cold and darkness of night. We’re basically Hades and Persephone.
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@MickeyBlowtorch
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La Reyna: *serves beef fajitas without tortillas* Me: Yo, where’s the faj!? This is just the ita! La Reyna: Suegra: Me:
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@Beachgirl_1115
Jenni - Stargazer11.15
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It’s almost here - mysterious #3IATLAS will reach perihelion tomorrow. We should have updated photos from probes positioned near Venus and Jupiter. The “tail” extends forward from the body, which is very unique! Still hoping to fly w/ #SERASpace #atlas3i #29Oct
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@Beachgirl_1115
Jenni - Stargazer11.15
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From the Australia to the Andes - 16 habitats, 80 crew, one mission. 🌍 The World’s Biggest Analog proved collaboration is the future of space research! It's not "space camp" - we do rigorous R&D for space agencies/companies. #WorldsBiggestAnalog #SERASpace
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@oeingoboeing
Oeingo Boeing-Go
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Trailer for the movie my wife helped costume just dropped today!! https://t.co/EYB2mXRn03
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@HFD69_
Harley Fuckin Davidson
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@sluts_guts
Butts and Guts
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Elvira Appreciation Thread! Share your favorite Elvira photos and videos, too.
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@MickeyBlowtorch
Mickey Blowtorch
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My barbershop of 19 years shut its doors last year and I’ve been trying to find a new barbershop. It’s been surprisingly challenging to find the right place.
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@OneOutof4
OneOutOfFour
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If you get a DM like this, do not click the link! It’s a hacked account!
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@ChefGruel
Chef Andrew Gruel
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I took this iconic photo of the east wing of the White House many years ago. I can’t believe it’s gone. No Kings.
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