Mount Rainier
@MountRainierWA
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Mountain. Volcano. Badass.
Washington State
Joined January 2014
Coming out of hibernation just to say: Calm your tits, I’m not going to explode just yet. Mmk, back to bed now.
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How about we invest some of the funds towards building a brand new, state-of-the-art catapult that hurls dumbasses who trample on wildflowers and who feed the marmots potato chips. Can also double as a flaming lava ball launcher. ☄️.
apnews.com
The official nonprofit organization of the National Park Service is set to receive the largest grant in its history.
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Baby, are you a scientist? Because I’m gonna keep you up all night.
cnn.com
Scientists fear Washington’s Mount Rainier could trigger a swift debris flow caused by melting snow and ice. An event could endanger nearby populated areas.
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Look me in the eye and say that, horseshoe face.
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The list should be two items long:. 1. Stick your head between you legs.2. Kiss your ass goodbye.
Out now! How to Seattle: 99 Things to Do Before the Big One Takes Us All. Because Seattle is doomed. The Pacific Northwest is riddled with fault lines and active volcanos. One day the Cascadia subduction zone will snap.
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44 years later and still no one gives a schist.
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Haven’t seen rings like that since the last time I hung out with Mt. Wake-And-Baker.
The Italian volcano Etna has started erupting smoke rings. This phenomenon is rare, as smoke rings are formed only with a specific crater shape and geometry.
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The headless dingdong to the south pipes up with another astute history lesson. This is what happens when over half your brain spills out into the North Fork Toutle River. Also taxes pay for your National Park. Nitwit.
Taxes be crazy. Didn't we like leave British control over taxes. .
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Saw it. Don’t care. Also, who are you again? Cute mountain cosplay, BTW. Did your mom help you put it together?.
@dante2davinci @MountRainierWA they won't even see the post.
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Washington is going to have Dicks and In-N-Out and I can’t stop laughing and I’m 5 years old. 🍔 🍆 📥📤.
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Good night, Meatbags. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. ❤️🔥. Valentine credit: @waDNR
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If I wanted y’all to feel it, yah woulda FELT IT. Plus a metric butt ton of pyroclastic flow up in your living room.
NEW: Mag:3.1 20.1 km SE from Mt Rainier, WA Depth:5km 2024/02/07 11:11 PST Version:2.More info: Did You Feel It? report here:
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Didn’t you drop out of Toutle Lake High School because you couldn’t read or spell? Bandwagon parking is over there, BTW. #BowDown #PurpleReign.
Let it rain, bitches.#PurpleReign.
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Happy New Year. I have a feeling 2024 is going to be the crispiest one yet. Enjoy the fireworks… 😉 🌋.
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Happy lava days! I’ve been working hard all year making the coal for you naughty boys and girls.
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Ég Kem Alveg Af Fjöllum.
The moment the eruption in Iceland started. This just blows my mind!!!
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Post your best Thanksgiving mashed potato volcano for a chance to win me not burning you alive during my inevitable eruption. Good luck!.
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Brainless since formation.
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